And yet another request for Crime Sorciere! Oh, how I love them…

Cobra didn't plan on spending his day helping Meredy shop for…..whatever she was shopping for. Usually, Angel went with her and they had a lovely time. But Angel had been in the middle of a training session with Jellal(the other main person dragged with Meredy). And after the sugar incident, Meredy was not allowed to go anywhere on her own. Ever. So Cobra was stuck sitting in the corner of this mall, watching Meredy examine swimsuits.

"I can't decide!" she suddenly burst out, jolting Cobra out of his musings. "Glitter or flowers? Or glittery flowers? Or maybe I should just get them both? Which one should I get?"

"I don't know. If you haven't noticed, I hate swimming."

"Yeah, you're no fun."

"Remember the reason you know Grey was the one who left chocolates on Juvia's pillow last Valentine's Day, and the risk of Erza's wrath for going near Fairy Hills."

"Actually, you're perfectly fun! And I'll just get the glitter one! We can leave now!"

Cobra's magic was the best, hands-down. Even Midnight (and Reflector) had to admit that. If you had leverage over Meredy, it was like ruling the universe. Mirajane, too. And Lucy, terrifyingly enough(Cobra still wasn't sure what went on in that brain, though he suspected it had something to do with being a fiction writer.)

Meredy's next attempted stop was a candy store.

"If you go within fifteen feet of that door, I will blow the whole store up. And you and I both know Jellal will consider it justified."

"The ice-cream shop too, Meredy."

"And the Coca-Cola factory. I do hope you aren't planning anything with those Mentos. Okay, good."

Unfortunately, there then proceeded to be a little store. A little store, containing not only tea, but an assortment of supplies for a tea party. There was an evil glint in Meredy's eyes, as Cobra cursed the whole godforsaken town. And Angel and Hoteye, who were insistent in standing in the way of putting tea stores on the banned list.

Twenty minutes later, he was watching Meredy and Angel(who had now somehow found the time to be here, what a surprise) sit on top of the Coca-Cola factory, sipping tea, eating scones they got from heaven knows where, and speaking in British accents. Angel had called out two of her spirits to fill the other two spots at the table. The people were beginning to notice, and one suddenly called, "It's those people who have been having tea parties on roofs and then wreaking mass havoc! Call the army! Call the police!"

Angel shook her head. "I believe it is time to cut short our gathering, darling?"

Meredy nodded primly. "I believe so, my lovelies. I will gather the necessary supplies."

And then she took out the Mentos. Cobra knew he should have taken those while he had the chance. Because Angel certainly wasn't going to do anything about it, damn her.

Meredy and Mentos just don't mix, do they? Tea parties, too. Poor Cobra.

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