Gratina: POSCO DOES NOT OWN POKEMON OR POKESPE...HOORAY...
Arceus: Hey, people and pokemon, aren't just excited for what's coming! It's almost the end of the first section of chapters. After these next four-five chappies, our heroes are going to gain new outfits and a break from superhero duties. Think of the next few villains as the big bads and these sections as seasons. Don't worry, we'll see more of the DexDefenders.
Diagla: ...what was that? A spoiler!
Palkia: Yeah!
Girainta: Don't you think you should't have done that?
Arceus: Oh don't worry boys, I just got Celebi to tell me what's going to happen. Dialga, I know you have a thing for Celebi~
Dialga: THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND CELEBI!
Palkia: Yeah!
Gold rubbed his eyes intensely as he rolled out of bed that morning. He felt…incredibly tired. He understood that though, since they were training all night. He finally managed to perfect his thunder punch and the rest of the gang found it helpful that he could turn electronics on and/or off without having to touch them. It was obvious his powers had grown over the past few days. A yawn overcame him as he slouched over and opened his mouth. Something felt…different. The black-haired boy looked down at himself and gasped.
Gold moved his legs as fast as he could to get to the bathroom. He skidded past it before running back and opening the door. Then…a loud girly scream rang through the house.
*Enter Theme Song Here*
"Crystal!" A blonde girl shouted as she entered the bathroom, "What's wrong, why'd you scream?"
"Crystal…?" The bluenette questioned, "I'm not C-Crystal!"
"What're you talking about?" Yellow asked, "Did you hit you head or something? Did Team Chrome get to you?"
"No I don't think so…" She stammered quickly, "Y-Yellow, it's me Gold, not Crys!"
"…"
"Well?"
"…No…"
"Wha?"
"Crystal, switching bodies is virtually impossible," Yellow stated, "Not that having superpowers isn't but I'm sure you understand what I mean."
"Uhhh…I failed my third year of Pokeschool and then dropped out because I thought it was stupid how we were learning math rather than how to catch something…umm…I have in my house an Exeggcute, Drowzee, Chansey, Krabby, Lickitung, Weedle, Oddish, Kukuna, and Sandshrew and there exactly twenty Remoraid on Mantaro's flippers, and I dropped Ruby's toothbrush in the toilet last night and didn't tell him," She snapped a finger and put one under her nose, "Believe me now?"
"…Gold…"
"Yes, that's what I've been trying to tell you Straw Hat Gal!"
"Oh my Arceus, Crystal!" Yellow ran from the room and Gold/Crystal followed.
She arrived at Gold's normal room and slammed the door open. Green, Red, and Silver sat up immediately. And frighteningly, Gold did too. Well they looked like Gold; you couldn't really say they were Gold.
"Oh, hey Yellow, hey Crystal," Red greeted sleepily, "What's up?"
"Crystal?" Gold asked before looking down at himself, "Gold?"
"Gold?" Silver questioned, "You okay?"
"I'm fine," Crystal responded with a smirk.
"No, I meant Gold,"
"Exactly,"
"What're you doing in my body?" Crystal/Gold asked angrily (Crys/Gold is Crystal in Gold's body and Gold/Crys is Gold in Crystal's body)
"You think I wanted this, Super Serious Gal?" Gold/Crys shouted back, "I could still be sleeping right now if it were for your early bird body!"
"Well like I would ever want to be stuck in you!" Crys/Gold said getting out of bed, "And hey look at this, you're wearing Hello Skitty Boxers for the love of Caterpie!"
"That was private, maybe I should tell everyone that your panties says 'I Heart the Celadon Game Corner'!"
"You would not!"
"I just did!"
"You actually looked at my underwear!"
"You looked at mine!"
"STOP ARGUING!" Red shouted from behind them, "Arceus, you sound like Ruby and Sapphire!"
"Okay," Green said as he sat down at the computer, "I.D.A."
"Yes. Mr. Green." The computer said in an electronic-robotic voice, "How. May. I. Assist. You?"
"It can TALK?" Gold/Crys asked astounded, "I thought she was an it!"
"Her name is I.D.A. I hacked a government program by accident and she was in one of the files," Green told them, "She'll listen to what you're asking and open files according to your orders. I.D.A. stands for International Data Apparatus."
"Yes. Mr. Green." I.D.A. agreed, "I. Am. A. Government. Project. That. Failed. When. I. Was. Given. Personality. I. Can. Hack. Any. Computer. And. Open. Any. File. That. Is. Needed."
"Alright then, I.D.A. I need you to scan Gold and Crystal for me," The brunette ordered, "Full body scan and I need you to open the results when you're done."
"Yes. Mr. Green."
A jade light ran over the two beings the minute it said that. It went both up and down their bodies as a tingly sensation burst through them. It soon disappeared. A box popped up on the screen with a loading bar.
"Analyzing…Analyzing…" The computer said, "…Analysis. Complete."
A picture of both their bodies appeared on the screen. Percentages and decimals scrolled next to them as the figures filled in colour. Crystal's was yellow and Gold's was blue.
"There's the problem," Green muttered, pointing to the screen, "You're DNA was messed up, probably from some sort of electrical charge. Gold, try using your thunder punch."
The now bluenette nodded and epically attempted to perform the move. Instead, ice formed on his fist and it felt heavy and cold.
"Okay…okay," The green-eyed teen hesitated as he typed something into the keyboard, "I.D.A. access Government data records on body trading."
"As. You. Wish. Mr. Green." The mechanism responded.
…
…
"Sorry, this might take a while,"
"No problem," Gold/Crys said and smiled mischievously, "Crystal's body has to go to the bathroom; I'll be right back."
"Gold!" Crys/Gold shouted as she grabbed him by the collar, "Don't you dare, and I mean DARE look at my body, do you understand me! If I see even one hand sliding down into my private areas your body won't know what hit it!"
Gold gulped, "Yes ma'am…"
"I'm going out," Crys/Gold let go of him and slowly made her way to the stairs.
"Stay with each other at all times!"
"Your body is itchy," Gold complained irritably as he walked next Crystal with his arms behind his head, "What is this hat made of? Hay?"
"You're one to talk," Crystal shouted back, "These pants keep falling down and you don't even want to know what I found in your pockets."
"Hey! Don't go digging through my pockets!"
"Too late, I probably pulled twenty pounds of lint from them," Crystal sighed and shook her head, "This better be fixed soon, I'm due in a week (Inappropriate to younger readers)"
The duo was walking down the streets of Celadon, trying to clear the others head of the situation at hand. Gold chuckled. But his snickering subsided when a faint crying could be heard. He turned around and Crystal followed him to a small patch of grass. There they saw two girls, one in a yellow knee length dress with spikey black hair and amber eyes while the other wore blue overalls over a white shirt with blonde hair and blue eyes. The blue girl was crying while the yellow girl was jumping up and down with a poke ball in her hands.
Crystal knelt down next to her and pat her on the back, "Is something wrong here?"
"Y-yeah mr- Whoa!" The blue girl exclaimed, "Y-you're Gold, the DexHolder! And you're friend over there is Crystal!"
"Y-yeah," Crystal muttered, not being used to being called 'Gold', "So what's wrong?"
"I can't catch a Sneasel!" She wailed, "My sister caught a Pikachu before I could even throw my poke ball!"
"Calm down!" The yellow girl sneered, "You're such a baby, sis!"
"Hey!" Gold shouted, "Don't say that to your sister! Hey, you in the blue, what's your name?"
"Oh, I can't tell you that, miss," The girl said shaking her head, "Daddy said I wasn't allowed to say my name to strangers."
"Classified information, bub," The yellow girl pointed a finger at them.
"Okay, well, would you like me to teach you how to catch a Pokémon?" He asked with a smirk. Smirking did not fit Crystal's body…
"Oh, miss, that would be outstanding!" She squealed, "I heard you're a capture expert!"
Crystal stared at Gold with a look of doubt. He smirked and took the empty poke ball from the ground, "Is it that Sneasel that you were attempting to catch?"
She nodded. Gold sent out Crystal's Parasect, Parasee, and ordered it to use Giga Drain. The Sneasel charged at them with a slash attack and Gold ordered yet another Giga Drain. The Pokémon fell to the ground weakly and squeaked. Gold grabbed the billiards cue from the bag on Crystal's back and hit the poke ball at it, sucking it in, and it shook a few times before stopping.
He picked it up and handed it to the girl, "I do believe this is yours, little lady,"
She looked at him wide eyed, "Thank you so much Crystal!"
"No problem," Crystal said with a smile.
"I said Crystal,"
"Oh, I-I mean I'm saying it for her,"
Suddenly a dinging sound came from them.
"Whoa, sis, we gotta go," The black haired girl said as she looked at a little silver pokegear in her hands, "Pop wants us."
"Okay, bye DexHolders!" The girls ran off in a cloud of dust.
The duo were about to leave when suddenly, Crystal froze, "No! Oh-no!"
"What?" Gold asked worriedly.
"…I-I promised to professor I'd help out today…"
Arceus: So, I know this chapter was short and boring and the author did a terrible job of-
Posco: I heard all of that you stupid legendary horse!
Arceus: Mommy...
Diagla & Giratina: *Sweat drop*
Palkia: Yeah!