This was requested by someone. Once more, I can't remember who and my school computer blocks this site, so I can't check.

Also, I have had some people PM me with requests for romantic ships. Please note the name of this fic.(Pus, I suck at writing serious romance, and while I've been practicing, I'm definitely not ready to publish anything yet.)

Sting thanked whatever god was up there for the existence of Grey Fullbuster. It was funny, because usually that was Natsu-san's spot. But the fangirls were overwhelming.

Sting and Rogue had always had a lot of fans, some more extreme than the others. Rogue would either distract them with cute Frosch antics or hide in the shadows. Sting simply established a reputation as a player and had a new girlfriend every other week, deterring them somewhat. However, that reputation could not stand with his new position as Guild Master. What made it worse is about 80% of the females who tried to join Sabertooth were fangirls. And Sting had to meet with them. Every. Single. One. (And no, Rogue, asking Yukino out would not help. Especially because he did not have a crush on her. Definitely not.*Lector laughs hysterically*)

So Sting seeked out Grey, the master of dealing with fangirls in a way that did not involve having seventeen girlfriends. AKA, the Trimens and Loke. He never seemed to have to deal with them. Girls just left him alone.

"Grey?"

"Fangirls?"

"How did you know?"

The Ice-Make mage pointed to the group of giggling girls running towards the Sabertooth guild hall. Sting sighed. There went another two hours of his time. And then there was the paperwork (he was convinced Rogue destroyed half of that on purpose just to annoy him). "Fair point. From what I understand, you have half of the teenage girls on the planet swooning for you and yet you never seem to be inconvenienced in any way. How?"

He looked at Grey, who had a face crossed between exasperation and amusement. Sting was quite confused. "What is it?"

"Let me tell you a story. I doubt you would have remembered, but about seven and a half years ago I had all the problems you have. Mostly I either endured them or started a fight with Natsu to get away. He's an excellent excuse. Same with Erza. Though I wasn't suicidal enough to challenge her constantly like Flame-Brain."

Sting looked a bit affronted at the insulting of his idol, but he let Grey continue.

"Then, Fairy Tail defeated Phantom Lord, and Juvia joined Fairy Tail. All the fangirls suddenly disappeared."

The White Dragonslayer instantly understood. "Oh."

"She's infinitely less obsessive now, but they're all still terrified of what she might do to them. Especially after the Tea Party Incident."

Sting didn't dare ask. "So what do you think I should do?"

"Get a Juvia. Just don't be Lyon and try and steal mi-Fairy Tail's."

Sting smirked as he walked away. Time to report to Mirajane!

After escaping the fangirls, of course. Maybe he should learn Transformation Magic…

A little slip-up there, eh, Grey? Mirajane's gotten to Sting, too...I'm pretty sure she's got everyone not in a major pairing on the payroll. And apparently, Juvia shouldn't be allowed near tea sets either. Poor fangirls…..

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