Who's Your Daddy?

by Lucillia

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

2. Nagato

"Woohoo! I love Konoha!"

"What's up with Nagato?"

"Some hot older chick turned up out of nowhere, glomped onto him, said something about rebuilding the Uzumaki clan, and dragged him off."

Ten Months Later:

"I hate Konoha!"

"What's up with Nagato this time?"

"The Kyuubi attacked Konoha and that Kushina chick died while she was having their baby."

"Oh."

Twelve Years Later:

"If it weren't completely impossible, I'd swear that boy was Nagato's son. He looks and acts just like him. Well, I guess they can't all be cheerful and run around yelling 'Dattebane!'."

Three Years and Change after that:

"Pain is a powerful motivator and they do say that it's the best teacher, but I just wish that changing the world for the better wouldn't hurt so much."

"Me too son. Me too."

"I'm going to miss them. Some of them were actually..."

"We will always miss those who were taken from us too soon, but we do what we must, and it will all be worth it when people are too tired of death to fight anymore."