Sorry I didn't update yesterday. I had a choir concert. We sang the absolute stupidest songs. Like seriously. Who picks these things out? The only good part was "Circle of Life". We even had a Simba doll!

This is another sister-inspired chapter. I was playing Pokemon while we were talking about Fairy Tail, and we were talking about how Laxus should have a Pikachu because all the other Dragonslayers have pets, and she just started story-telling.

The Dragonslayers did many things at their irrationally-scheduled meetings. However, one of the most prevalent was something you would probably not expect.

Pokemon cards.

"No! Electric is obviously the best!"

The eternal battle was raging. Every time, it was always invoked, always started by some rogue comment, and it. Never. Ended. Each Dragonslayer had a different favorite type. I think you can guess who liked what.

"Um, how about no? If you don't think Fairy is the best, you have a serious problem." Wendy was standing on a table, her hands on her hips and a superior expression. The people running the bar had eventually learned that nothing they did was going to keep Wendy out, so when she was with the rest they just threw up their hands and gave her juice.

"The people who don't like Steel types are the ones with a problem, Wendy. So you're the problem. And the rest of you!"

"FIRE BURNS STEEL! AND FAIRY WINGS! AND ELECTRIC CORDS! AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU GUYS THROW AT IT!"

"Yeah, but electric Pokemon don't need electric cords to attack, you idiot. Your argument is completely off." Laxus told the Fire Dragonslayer, pointing a finger at him from the chair he was reclining on.

"It can't burn darkness, either." Rogue added.

Natsu laughed at that. "Yeah, but it can burn dark POKEMON. The Pokemon aren't made out of darkness! And anyway, dark is the EVIL type! And so's poison, Cobra! So ha! Who's the idiot now?!"

Cobra looked patronizing. "You, you stereotyping bastard. And my Pokemon would poison the hell out of all of your pathetic types. Especially Wendy's fairies."

"How dare you insult my fairies!" (Cobra felt a strange presence behind him. It felt like a malevolent ghost. He shrugged it off.) "Not only are they beautiful and elegant, but they destroy ALL!"

"Your fairies get pummeled by my Steel-types, too!" (Gajeel could actually see said malevolent ghost. She looked relatively scary and he decided to shut up.) Wendy looked extremely pleased with herself. Of all things, she had to choose Fairy types…..

"Besides," Rogue said, raising an eyebrow, "Obviously dark types are the best, and you three can't say anything against Wendy," he continued, pointing a finger at Gajeel, Laxus, and Natsu, "because you ARE fairies."

Cobra nodded smugly. "Although I disagree with the first part. Poison is the ultimate type. As I've quite rightly stated before."

The three Fairy Tail mages flew across the table to kill Rogue. Wendy cackled evilly. (Aforementioned malevolent ghost presence cackled with her.) Cobra took the opportunity to prove his point by corroding the element symbols off all of Gajeel's cards.

"ELECTRIC IS BEST!"

"YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON STEEL!"

"FAIRIES ARE PERFECTION!"

"POISON IS KING!"

"DARK IS EMPEROR OF POKEMON!"

"FIRE IS THE RULER!"

They all turned to Sting, who had not expressed an opinion all this time. "WHICH ONE IS THE BEST!? CHOOOOOOOSSSEEEEEE!"

Sting shrugged. "I don't really have a favorite." It became completely silent, and stayed that way for two and a half minutes. Finally, Wendy looked at him, and shook her head.

"Leave. Now."

Sting, get your act together. Everyone has a favorite type. Mine is personally Psychic. What are your favorites? Tell me when you review(because you are going to review, right? *looks at you meaningfully*)

Sayonara!