I am such a procrastinator oh my god. Eventually all this work is going to catch up to me and I'm going to die. Also, so sorry for not updating, said procrastination caught up with me.

Request made by HowlingWolf16! Definitely delivered a challenge with this one. Thanks to Chartruese for the help!

Mirajane had decided she had made the right choice, making friends with the best illusion mage on the planet.

Midnight had actually become quite the agreeable person after spending a year around Jellal and Meredy(and not killing people on a daily basis), and was significantly less sadistic/creepy. And, as the rest of Crime Sorciere, had become a shipper. Most notably of Jerza (and Kinabra, but they tried not to think about that around Cobra), but the others were definitely up there. The best part was, she could walk around teasing people all she liked and no magic attacks could hit her. And if anyone tried, she and Midnight would quite happily tie them to a chair and give them horrible nightmares about being locked in a room with Master Bob for forty-eight hours.

So far, they hadn't been bothered. And both were quite convinced that they never would.

Therefore, the next time Crime Sorciere came for a visit, she decided she absolutely had to drag Midnight over to her house and have him create various shipping illusions so she could use them for definitely-not-nefarious-matchmaking-purposes. The good thing was, she knew he'd be perfectly happy to comply. Except if the couple in question involved Jellal.

So while Angel ran off to find Yukino and Cobra and Kinana took turns killing Happy, Midnight followed a very cheerful Mirajane to the Strauss's two-story house.

"What are you going to do with these, anyway?"

"So I won't die the next time Natsu and Lucy don't notice they're in love. And blackmail."

"What if they aren't in love?"

"Shut up. I'll Halphas you."

"I'm terrified. Why is there screaming coming from inside? I'm very curious."

Mirajane also was confused. "Usually it's rather peaceful, unless….." what Midnight called her "coupling grin" spread across her face, as she ran up the steps and pushed the door open. Sure enough, Elfman and Evergreen were in the dining room, their faces three inches from each other, shrieking.

"Oh hee-llooo Evergreen! What would you be doing here? I'm surprised, usually people dress up if they're going on a date…."

"As I've told you Mira, a million times before, WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!"

The last part was said in unison. Mirajane just happily smiled and pointed out "Then why is she here every day?"

"The rest of the Thunder Legion comes?"

"And why do they come?"

Both stuttered, suddenly flustered. As if on cue, a blue Exceed appeared behind the two, with his usual catchphrase. "They liiiikkkkeee each other!"

Elfman and Evergreen flipped their heads around frantically, looking for where Happy had both come from and disappeared to. Midnight smirked. Mirajane laughed hysterically.

"I agree with Happy! Or Midnight! Or whatever that was!" came a yell from the other room, aka Lisanna, who was currently engaged in a game of cards with Bixlow. His babies were playing too, and no one was quite sure what they were actually doing. Freed seemed to know, but he was too busy hero-worshipping Laxus to care. Said Lightning Dragonslayer was raiding Mirajane's kitchen, and complaining about how there was no food. Mirajane took a second to throw a bucket of water on his head before she led (read: dragged) Midnight up the stairs to her room, cheerfully singing about how Grey and Juvia would be dating by the end of the week, and Sting was so going to owe her another favor.

Later, while Midnight was in the middle of correcting the number of Sparkles in her StingYu scene, a Fairy Machine Gun: Leprechaun burst up through the floor, bouncing off Reflector. Mirajane turned into Sitri. "Excuse me for a moment."

Not one to miss carnage, Midnight followed her downstairs. She was currently in the middle of half murdering Elfman and Evergreen and half forcibly making them kiss. Laxus was obviously locked in a closet. However, Freed had accidentally been locked in there with him, and several bolts of lightning, shrieks, tears, and other drama were occurring and rapidly growing more annoying. Midnight was contemplating a Dark Capriccio.

He was distracted by the fact that Bixlow and Lisanna were still busy playing cards in the middle of the wrecked living room. The wrecked on fire living room. No, wait. Was Lisanna on fire? Midnight sighed and tapped Mirajane on the shoulder.

"Mira?"

"WHAT!?"

"Your sister is on fire. I don't think she noticed."

"OH MY GOD! LISANNA! YOU'RE ON FIRE!"

The Fairy Mage and Mirajane's other sibling fell to the ground clutching their throats while Mirajane ran over to a freaking-out Lisanna and a panicking Bixlow. It was a testimony to fifteen-something years spent around Angel and Cobra that Midnight hadn't displayed a single emotion yet. God, were they dramatic.

Lisanna was still on fire. Midnight sighed again and blasted Natsu. That kid just didn't know when to stop.

I'm sure you can guess what happened when Mira noticed Natsu.

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