Disclaimer/Warning: Pretty sure it is the same as the last chapter.
Pearing: We will still not be throwing pears at people. Watermelons are much better.
Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.
"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.
Notes: If this is edited, you are lucky. Sorry if this chapter seems a bit rushed. I will slow it down after they get into the Naruto world.
"Talking"/ 'Thinking' / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing
"That is your plan?!" Dawn shouted at Kyle as the rest stared.
"Um..Yeah," Kyle said like they were stupid. She thought her plan was brilliant and fun. 'Though, now that I think about it...If we are going to travel to the Naruto dimension and mess it up, then I don't want a couple things happening...' Kyle looked at them as they continued to stare at her. "What? It's not the stupidest thing I have suggested or done. Hell, I've done plenty worse than this." It was true at least...or not so...never mind. 'Will someone please give the writer a silver tongue so I don't have to listen to him fumbling?' ...I am NOT fumbling! I'm fricken writing this story and- '...you're also writing us arguing...You are basically arguing with yourself, and wasting all of our time. Even now, I am just what you are writing.' STOP CONFUSING ME! We have a story to tell anyway. 'THEN GET ON WITH IT.' Fine! Be that way.
"Are you arguing with the voices in your head again?" Rita looked at Kyle with a straight face.
"Yes! And one in particular is being an idiot." Watch it, asshole. 'Make me.' Why you-
"You'll just have to ignore it. I fucking love your idea!" Dawn hugged Kyle, but Kyle just tried to struggle out of the affection. 'I'm warning you...' Pipe it. My story, my rules.
"If you will," Kyle started pleasantly, "JUST GET OFF OF ME. We can make a plan." Dawn finally let her go, though she started to jump up and down right after.
"I claim Itachi and his fiiiinnnnneee ass!" Dawn had hearts in her eyes and twisted around in circles, mumbling things that will not be repeated to you. She giggled in a creepy fashion...Please keep her away from me... 'Agreed...'
"You will have to uhh...claim him without the genie. She can't help on that one..." Kyle started to scoot away slowly, followed shortly by Rita and Chad. Dawn just started to be more creepy...
"Right, moving on." Kyle coughed into her hand. "I want us to have names that will fit in that world. I am going to also have to call Aara again, so that I can stop time here whenever we are in another dimension. As well I want to be immortal for as long as we are not in this world. That way we can come back, no matter what."Rita nodded her head.
"I think that can do. I still can't believe that you found a genie in a pendent at a garage sale. You are so lucky, but you are my fucking favorite right now. We can finally go to the Naruto world!" Chad had a giant smile on his face. He always was a big fan of the TV series.
"Alright, names first," Rita spoke with glee. " I want to be called Jin Takahashi." Everyone nodded, liking her new name.
"I am going to be Volf." Kyle just stared at Chad. "What? I'm not going with anything else." They stared down each other, Kyle with a deadpan and Chad with a smug expression. There was a moment before Kyle frowned and huffed.
"Fine. Asshole." Kyle mumbled to herself for a second. "I call being called Satsuki." They stared at her, waiting for the rest. "What? You think I am going to remember anything other than that?" There was a moment of silence. "You all had waaayyyy to much expectation in that." There was a collective shake of heads and sighing.
"I call Mei Uchiha!" Dawn was jumping up and down happily. Kyle glared at her.
"You can't be an Uchiha until you marry one. Your Mei Won." Before Dawn could protest, Kyle continued. "You can change it if you marry Itachi or what ever Uchiha is dumb enough to say yes to you."
"Asshole! Not just anyone can handle allll this." Dawn started to do some creepy dances that looked like she was trying to be sexual, but failing. Terribly...So. So terribly.
"Okay, next! I think that-"
Kyle and the others finished discussing everything that they needed and finished making the final wishes to Aara that they could think of at the moment. Now, Kyle was ripping a hole for them to enter the Naruto world with. Kyle went first, followed by Rita, Dawn, and then Chad. Once they were all in, time froze in their world and the portal closed up.
With the four young adults.
They were in what looked like a start up screen. Kyle smiled happily as she pressed start. ALL PLAYERS SELECT AND CUSTOMIZE A BODY. They all looked around before they went to the bodies that appeared in front of them. All of them just made their bodies exactly the ones they had, with a few exceptions. Like Kyle picking snow white hair and silver eyes...like a freak. 'Fuck off with a giant stick up your ass.' Little shit. 'Giant shit.' Fuck off. 'I'd rather not..you are kind of ugly...' I am not! Your based off of me, you dumb-ass! '...hint. Based. I am clearly more fabulous.' As if. Anyway, Rita changed her hair to black and eyes yellow. She also put horns on her...Are we creating a demon? Eh, Oh well. Not my problem. Chad put a weird grid thing in his eye and Dawn...changed her eyes to blood red... I really feel sorry for Itachi right now...
Once they were all done doing what every they wanted to their body...stop thinking. Just..No. ALL RIGHT. NOW GET ALL THE POWER YOU WANT AND STUFF. They all nodded their heads seriously before smirking very evilly.
Rita chose Chakra sensing, Flying, animal communication, shadow manipulation, hawk-like vision, awesome dragon wings tattooed on her back that can turn into real wings if wanted, nails that can become claws, fangs, Perfect Chakra control, all Chakra exercises mastered, can control all the elements except water, immune to any genjutsu or illusion, High metabolism, Harpy eagle summons, and had five tails worth of chakra.
Chad chose twenty tails of potent chakra, extreme stamina, extreme God-like strength, extreme speed, Perfect Chakra control, most Chakra exercises mastered, tough iron-like skin, mastery of weapon crafting, can make Corrosive toxin, high pain tolerance, all types of weapons mastered... except nunchucks, Wolf summons, All of ninjutsu mastered(including dimensional- like Tobi's disappearing act), and a powerful claw for a right hand.
Dawn chose ten tails of chakra, Perfect Chakra control, can turn into a squirrel, all Chakra exercises mastered, mastery of anything that used chakra, Nara-level stamina, and the fist stage of the sharingan only that will always be activated.
Kyle chose one hundred tails of chakra, all taijutsu mastered, god-like mastery of seals and creating new seals, god stamina, god strength, high pain tolerance, god speed, Extreme stealth, can change gender at random, can turn into a kakapo when wanted, Perfect Chakra control, all Chakra exercises mastered, Tiger summons, and has a High metabolism.
They all had immortality already. Pussies. 'Fuck off.' Neh~ only if you shove a tree up your ass. 'Hell no.' Then you know my answer, now shut the hell up. As I was saying, they all had immortality already, so none of them needed amazing healing. Or healing at all...but you know what? They get god healing anyway. Lets just add that to the things they got. So now we all hear from the loud and annoying know-it-all. Now you get to start. Press start again. Kyle pressed start, and then everything went black. There was another moment of silence...how many moments of silence are there going to be? 'Would you stop breaking the fucking fourth wall! I am sure that everyone wants to get on with this.' Fine! ... Asshole.
There was a flash of light before the four young adults found themselves in a forest. They were all ready dressed in clothing that was picked out for them based on their personality. As Kyle, or Satsuki, looked at her own outfit, she sighed. At least she couldn't really get hot in it. She looked at the other three, and smiled lightly. They had actually made it. Satsuki quickly made sure that the pendent was very secure on her before she started to talk to the others.
"We did it! All we need to know is what time we are in." Dawn, or now Mei, jumped in the air and shouted in joy. Jin (Rita) smiled and flung an arm around Satsuki as she laughed out.
"Well, if someone does not freeze first." Jin looked over Satsuki's outfit, and she did not even try to conceal her laughter. The other two followed in, but Satsuki just looked unconcerned.
"Yeah, I won't be hot in an area like Alabama. I can easily distract men, and then change genders to ruin their lives. I also hate shirts." She crossed her arms with a smug look.
"That is still brilliant!"Mei started to laugh and give her a high five. Volf (Chad) just sighed and shook his head at the antics.
"Come on guys," his voice was deep with exasperation, "we need to figure out what time we are in." Satsuki smirked and pointed a finger in the air.
"I propose that we runs around at random until we find something." There was a silence of disbelief, before Mei thought of it.
"I actually think that is the best option we got so far."
"Eh, fuck it. We got nothing to lose," Volf sighed.
"I get to choose the direction!." Mei kept jumping up and down happily before pointing in a random direction. "I choose there!"
"Alright, I call being in back! Volf, you take point. Mei, you and Jin will be in front of me! Head out~" Satsuki laughed as they all started to fly through the random forest they were dropped in. 'Hopefully this will turn out to be more fun than I first thought.'