Disclaimer/Warning: Pure Colombian cocaine. I'm going to fill your head with stuff that is completely useless to you! :D
Pearing: We are considering growing a pear tree. It will be Fabulous~
Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.
"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.
Notes: I absolutely want a tree house. I am getting my tree house. That shit is probably one of the few things to be a serious topic. I have absolutely no idea how Naruto's map would actually look like, but I'm am using this one that I found. This is not my map at alllll, but we are using it for reference: (you'll have to look it up) Naruto World Map (extended) English Version by xpierrex If ya wanted to know where everything is :3
"Talking"/ 'Thinking' / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing
They were not running for long, or long for them, before they came across what looked like a giant white horse with a dolphin head and five tails. It even had a couple of horns on its head. It was actually weird and adorable at the same time. They stopped and starred at it for a couple minutes.
"Anyone remember what the hell this is supposed to be?" Satsuki watched it as it slept, wondering if it was important.
"Nope."
"Nada."
"Nein."
"...One language was good enough, thank you." Satsuki sighed before looking around and spotting a twig. "That should do." She picked it up and walked over to the weird creature thing. There was a pause before Satsuki started to poke it with the twig. "Poke...Poke...Poke...Poke...Poke." Sadly, it didn't seem to want to wake up. Satsuki huffed and pouted before she walked away.
The next moment, she came back with a giant-ass bolder that was bigger than all of the young adults combined. She easily lugged it over to the sleepy animal that dared to ignore her poking. She stopped walking a second before she threw the bolder at the thing. She crossed her arms and pouted as she watched it hit the five-tailed creature. It was not long before there was a rumble and it getting up. The creature looked angry...and I still can't take it seriously.
"WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY SLUMBER!" '...huh. That kind of sounds familiar...was that line from Aladdin?' Satsuki thought for a moment before giving up. She watched the thing as she heard Jin face-palm.
"Of course you would do that." Satsuki was still pouting though.
"I did, you ass! You ignored my Pokes!" The creature looked down at her for a moment before it narrowed its eyes.
"What do you want you pathetic human?" The creature lowered its head to look better at the group of humans.
"I wanted to know what the hell you were!" Satsuki frowned at the creature. "I also want to know what time we are in." The creature stared at her.
"...Time?" It seemed to shake itself before continuing. "And, I am the great Gobi! The Five-tailed-"
"That's what you are? Huh." Mei looked at it with big eyes. "I only really remembered the Kyuubi."
"I think his name was Kurama. Wait..That means this one has a name too." Satsuki looked up at the giant creature. "Well? What's your name?" It blinked and looked down at the four young adults with confusion and interest.
"Uhh..."
"Don't tell me it is to stupid to know what a name is." Satsuki lowered her head and huffed.
"I AM NOT STUPID! TAKE IT BACK!"
"MAKE ME!" The creature and Satsuki rammed their foreheads together and glared, eye to eye. Mei egged them on, while Volf looked like he was trying to convince himself that he was not related to Satsuki. Jin slumped in annoyance before she spoke up.
"Really? WILL YOU JUST TELL US YOUR NAME AND STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO!" There was a tick mark above her eyebrow that Satsuki ran over to watch as the creature straightened.
"The name I was given by my father is Kokuo." Jin pushed Satsuki over in exasperation before smiling at Kokuo.
"We were wondering if Kurama has been sealed yet, Kokuo." Kokuo tilted its head in thought and then confusion.
"I don't think I know what you are talking about. Dad never sealed us, in fact he just separated us." Everyone froze for a moment before Mei hit the floor and Jin sighed.
"Gott Verdammt! We're way to fucking early!" Satsuki started to huff and then mumble to herself. They were a bit early... Kokuo just watched in confusion and interest.
"What do you mean...?" Before he could continue, Satsuki used her chakra ('no way in hell am I using my blood') to draw a seal on her right pinkie finger and then touching Kokuo with it. She sealed him into her finger and made sure the last of him was in there before she turned to the others.
"Why did you do that?" Mei was looking at her in confusion. Satsuki just smirked.
"Can you imagine how much they will freak out when no one can find the five-tail? Its like putting ten chickens in a school with numbers 1-11 on them, but leaving out the number 7. They will either search for it for a long time or think that someone already has it." She laughed and hoped that they did. It would have been better with Kurama, but this was just the same. Maybe they could seal another or all of them at one point.
"Huh..Oh well. At least it will make the Akatsuki pretty pissed." There was a round of snickers before the started off again.
"If we come across another tailed beast, I call sealing it again!" There was another round of snickers at Satsuki's declaration.
"So what now? Are we going to go forward in time again? Or are we going to do something before then," Mei said while still in thought... actually I don't think she was thinking in the first place... 'Neither do I...' Jin looked at Mei really quick before facing forward again.
"I think we should go forward in time t-"
"I want Itachi babies now~" Mei started to whine and and gained hearts in her eyes. "Nooowwww~~~~" She started to twirl and throw her hands up in random direction.
"No," Satsuki sighed. "You can rape him later." Mei started to giggle and drool.
"I NEED TO MOLEST HIM!" There was a pause of silence before Volf sighed.
"Of course my little sister has friends like this."
"Hey! It's not my fault that Mei is like this. She can be like Tootie from Fairly Odd parents all she likes, as long as being an obsessed freak about a boy is all that bothers me. The howling is fine, and so is the lack of manners." Mei wholeheartedly agreed.
"Hey, as long as Satsuki is not lesbian and has a secret crush on me, I am perfectly fine with her." Satsuki sighed at Mei. She was a little bit weird. Mei had secrets that Satsuki knew, but refused to tell. Even to you nosy brats reading this. Of all the things to be bothered by, it was homosexuals and spiders. Being bothered by spiders is ridiculous. Especially when she is willing to burn down a house if she can't find it. Being bothered by homosexual was okay. She was only afraid that a girl would get a crush on her and pull her over to their side. Mei seemed fine with anything else about it. But Satsuki still could not believe she hated spiders...they were adorable.
"As long as you stop taking up most of the bed in your sleep, we'll be fine," Satsuki mumbled grumpily. Mei always took the whole fricken bed when she slept over. She also cuddled that creepy Itachi body pillow that Satsuki had gotten her for her birthday in hopes that she would shut up about him, as well as keep more to her side...It didn't work. In fact, it got worse. What was even more worse about the situation, was that on the other side of the Itachi body pillow, was Sasuke. Sasuke was a pussy. Satsuki was annoyed by the overly emotional short stack of pancakes. And no one wants an overly emotional short stack of pancakes. At least, no one that has an ounce of brain in them.
"Hey," started Satsuki. "What if Itachi is gay and was only in the Akatsuki because he had a crush on one of the members." Satsuki snickered quietly. That was hopefully one way to get under Mei's skin.
"NOT FUNNY! I will sweep him off of his feet and marry him, whether or not he accepts is unimportant. WE WILL BE MARRIED AND HAVE WONDERFUL ITACHI BABIES." Jin laughed as Volf seemed to go just a bit faster to get further away from the three girls.
"Why the hell couldn't more guys come on this?" Volf seemed to sigh continuously.
"Huh?" Satsuki laughed for a minute. She changed into a young man within seconds as she continued to laugh. "What are you talking about," Satsuki asked in a deeper voice than normal. The others nearly fell out of the trees before they caught themselves. Mei almost fell to the floor in laughter as they all glanced back at the now male version of Satsuki. All that really changed was a slightly deeper voice, a now flat chest, and slightly less curves. It was kind of funny to see. "I am clearly another fabulous male." Volf laughed hard and long before he nodded.
"Of course..." Volf just shook his head as they continued on. Satsuki changed back to female, the gender she was more familiar with. It was both awesome and weird being a man. No jiggly boobs! Those things kind of get in the way when you want to lay down on your stomach. Stupid boobs. The best thing was that she could change into a man when she got her period, and wait it out. That was a fucking miracle. 'Definitely.'
"So...Where are we going now? If we are going to stay in the past longer, I want to build a tree house." Satsuki always had wanted a tree house. They were the fricken best thing in the world. No one could ever tell her differently. All she needed was a giant tree and a plan to make the tree house inside and around it.
"That...may actually happen. I think we need to actually make a journal and write out everything that we may do. We need a base of operations as well the whole time that we are in this world," Jin spoke as they sped up.
"Sweet! I can design the tree house, but I need someone to make a giant enough tree. We also need to pick an area that we love for the area. I propose it be near a hidden pool and on an island if we can make it there." Satsuki was already thinking of plans that she could make for it. Four small bedrooms, one bath and shower in the roots and a second near the middle of the house, a workshop, library, map room, a large store room in the roots, kitchen, eating room, observatory, seals on every inch of the tree on the outside to keep it living, impenetrable, strong, have a spirit that she could talk to about the status of it, and keep the temperature stable all year long. Oh, she had aaaalll sorts of plans for it to make a dream tree house.
"Hey! We can go over to where the Uzumaki's village will be built in the future," Volf suggested from the from. Satsuki sighed.
"Let's stop!" They all stopped and sat down on branches. "Okay. I don't think we should go there. It is too close to a lot of other villages. I am probably more paranoid than all of them combined... and for different reasons." After Satsuki stopped talking Jin spoke up.
"I think we are going to need more wishes. We need experience in building, politics, fighting, and leading. In fact, we need a map of the whole planet..." Jin sighed.
"Hell no. Poly-ticks is not happening. Someone else can handle that shit." Satsuki nodded and rubbed the pendent around her neck. Aara came out shortly after in a poof of smoke. "We need a couple of wishes, Aara." Aara nodded and smiled lightly at them. "I wish we had centuries of experience in building, Butchering, growing crops, hunting, fishing, fighting, and cooking. I wish we knew how to create plants and animals and bring them to life. I wish we had a current map of this planet with where everything will be when Naruto is born." Aara slumped a bit before she nodded and made the wishes happen. Satsuki beamed up at Aara. "You're the best!" Aara smiled back softly before she went back into the pendent where she had a mansion and pool waiting for her.
"Okay, we need to choose where to place an island." Satsuki made all the branches come together to make a table with a dip around it for chairs. Everyone got conferrable into the chairs as Satsuki spread the map over the table. "Okay, first thing we need to think about is if we want to be near any major villages or away from them. I personally think that we should stay away from them, but close enough for it to only really benefit us."
"I don't care where our island is, as long as it is not in the frozen water, like the sea of the Thousand Ice, Aisu The frozen sea, or the North sea," Mei said as she looked at the map. Satsuki immediately agreed.
"How about Mizumi, the southern sea? It's near both Kohona and and Suna and the other random lands. There is no depicted island so no one would search for them there and we can hide it in the mist or something," Jin pointed to where she was talking about as she went on.
"I don't know. I think it is a bit to close to Suna and Kohona. No offence to them...actually all offence to them. I don't trust them shits. We can easily get to them by travel," Satsuki frowned at the area in question. Their own Hokage didn't even know that Danzo still had root...what the hell makes anyone think that they are competent at anything?
"We could make it in the space between the Land of Lightening, The Land of Water, and The Land of Fire. It might be close to them, but I really think it would be great for when we need to help Uzushiogakure later when they are under attack," Volf suggested. He really felt sorry for their village and what everyone did to them. It was his favorite village so far as well. Jin just shook her head.
"It is still in between three potentially hostile countries." Satsuki nodded along as Jin spoke.
"Besides, I can easily make seals in their village that leads to our island to escape to if they are under attack. What about Raiu, the Sea of Storms? It is far away from the other villages enough to not be surrounded, but not too far."
"I don't know," Mei said as she looked at it. "It probably is named that for good reason. The storms would make it hard on us."
"Yes, but I can make a seal so that it does not bother us to the extreme, or seals to make our island and whatever is on it stronger," Satsuki said.
"And the storms would make travelers try to stay away!" Jin finished with an excited smile.
"Exactly! We can add Whirlpools to surround it as well as extent mist over it. It was be hard for enemies to get to our island if we do not want them to. It would even be hard for allies!" Satsuki jumped up and down in her seat. Jin smiled at her with wide eyes as Mei nodded.
"That actually sounds pretty good." Volf seemed to think it over before he nodded.
"Hey! We could make our own ships to survive the harsh place we are creating and easily go in and out of it undamaged. Though, if we wanted to ship cargo, we could just use storage seals and send one or two people to deliver...but the ships would be fun~" Satsuki had an excited glaze to her eyes.
"I like~" Jin sang as she leaned to look over at Raiu the sea of storms. It was going to be theirs. From start to finish, and it was early in history of this world to where it would fit in when they skipped forward in time. Also, no one would know if an island was in the dangerous seas. It. Was. Perfect.
"Raiu it is." Volf smiled big at the others.
They had headed out soon after deciding on Raiu. After a quick making of a seal that told Satsuki exactly where she was on the map they just got, they were off to the area of their future Island. They had decided that it would be smack dab in the middle of the sea of storms. All they had to do is get there. Satsuki was still wondering about if they would be soaked to the bone, but didn't care as much. She remembered from a fanfiction of the show how some authors had the ninjas use their chakra for a temperature regulation. She was not really sure if it actually happened in the real show, but she tried it anyway. It had surprisingly worked, so she had shared it with the others. She could wear anything anywhere without worrying about if she was cold or hot now. It would be funny to see someone in a thick jacket and stuffed in clothing see her in what she was wearing now in a sub-zero temperature. She would have to start carrying a camera again. Of course, she would not really use the temp. regulator all the time. It was fun to be at different temps all the time.
Satsuki made sure to keep the map with her at all times, so they were heading in the right direction...They kind of didn't have any sense of direction...They didn't take very long in getting onto the water and running fast to the center of Raiu, though Satsuki made sure to make the map water proof before they went onto the water. Thank God, too. It rained hard. There were giant waves and they had to stop a couple of times to check the map as Satsuki did not dare to pull it out in the high winds...she would definitely lose it within seconds of running. She was glad that they had chakra to speed things up, otherwise she would feel terrible. She was not made to go a day without food...It was just too much! At least it would be...but she had put chakra in her stomach to trick it into thinking it was full. She didn't really think that it would actually work, but it was a surprise that she was happy about. Unlike the surprise of getting chips in your bag of air...that shit is annoying. Why would you put chips into a perfectly great bag of air? Stupid...
Anyway, Satsuki and Volf were the ones to create the land mass for their island. Satsuki was the one to give all the chakra to go into it while Volf molded it to what they needed. Jin and Mei just sat on the side in the water like useless people. They weren't needed anyway... After the size that they wanted was created with it above the water a good twenty to fifty feet in most areas, with the rest as beaches and natural harbors, They all went onto the land. Before they begun to do anything, Satsuki used a tail of her chakra to write a seal into the land mass. The seal she put onto it would allow her to feed ten tails of chakra to all of the island and life that lived on it everyday. It was only rock unto Mei and Volf used some earth Jutsu to make a lot of it into fertile soil across the land and sand at the beaches. The storm was still going on, so Satsuki and Jin immediately made grass and other small plants grow in the span of second to keep the soil in place. Volf and Mei then added medium sized plants while Jin made giant plants. Satsuki made plants that were not very common or just random ones she remembered from her dimension at the same time Jin made the Giant plants. Rat-eater Pitcher plants, Parachute Flowers, Sensitive Plants, Flypaper plants, Waterwheel Plants, Venus Fly traps, Mountain Laurels, Giant Allium, Buttercups, Angel Trumpets, Ice Cream Tulips, Banksia blooms, Peppermint Ice Hellebores, and many more of the random plants that she remembered...Yeah that was all just google searched...let's pretend I actually knew what those were this whole time and not just seen for the first time a couple of minutes ago...
Anyway, it took a lot of chakra from Jin, Mei, and Volf to do all of that. Satsuki was okay only because she still had over seventy tails of chakra left...Smart to over load on chakra, even when you're not really going to be using it. They traveled to the center of the island that they had made, via map, and Satsuki gave chakra to Jin to make a giant mountain. She then made a very small lake sized hole. She took a break as Satsuki then gave Volf the chakra to fill the lake and make a waterfall that would use the storm water to refill itself. She then Gave Mei the chakra to make a 200ft wide tree that stretched up a little ways above the rest of the trees on the island. She had not wanted them to waste most of their chakra when she had plenty...and she kind of wanted them to feel special. Like they actually helped...shhhhhhhh.
Satsuki got to work on creating all the seals over the tree while Mei and Jin made what would be their tree-home. Volf had gone off to create more vegetation that he wanted around their pool of water. It took an hour before Mei and Jin were done with making their living quarters. There were four small bedrooms with hidden passages to each, Two bathrooms, a full kitchen, library, secret entrance in the roots, living room, map/planning room, workshop, storage, observatory, dining area, and an extra room that would be big enough to house two people. Satsuki was still working on the seals, so Mei and Jin went to work on creating adult fish in their lake with vegetation underwater and plankton. Volf was soon creating animals for the island. An hour later and Satsuki was helping Volf.
She had finished making the seals. It now made the tree unburnable, disease free forever, unbreakable, impenetrable, have a soul that was linked to a seal that was on the back of Satsuki's right hand, ten tails of chakra running through it at all times (Also connected to the seal in her right hand), temperature regulation, unmovable, and seals to make it grow twenty different types of fruit all at once all over the large and spread out branches.
They made small, medium, and large animals. A lot of vegetarians, some carnivores, and few omnivores. They were all either shaped to be what they were familiar with, or in Satsuki's case, look like things out of movies and ancient extinct animals. She put in a couple of raptors, after she made sure to edit them to not over grow their surrounding and killing the island animals off, a bunch of giant millipedes, Haast's Eagles, Dodos, Tasmanian tigers, Tasmanian Devils, Epidexipteryx, Longisquama, Sharovipteryx, Microraptor, a shit ton of Kakapos, and She threw in a few Jaekelopterus, Opabinia, and Anomalcaris into their lake for shits and giggles. She made tons more creatures, but they are unimportant. Just fill in what ever the hell you want on this island and we'll say that it is actually on it. Look up the ones that went into the lake, though. Bet you will absolutely Love them.
Volf was fricken boring and made actual and regular animal. Bbbboorrriinnnggg. He also went on to create regular insects and birds. Pretty, but lame. Satsuki then went to random parts of the island and created hills and one or two small mountains. She made dips in the ground and went to one of the two beaches they had to make it only fifty feet for about a mile. She then filled it with coral and plankton and other water plants. She would let most of the fish move in on their own, but she created one hundred different types for starters. Survival of the fittest~ She created lots of random glowing plants and insects on her way back to the tree-home.
It was morning by the time they had finished their island. They were all exhausted by the time the sky cleared into a drizzle and it was becoming lighter. Satsuki was seriously glad that Mei and Jin had made all the rooms and furniture for their home. All they needed were books to fill the library, and maps and Intel on the other inhabitants of the planet for their planning room. One by one they all claimed a bedroom and instantly fell asleep when their heads hit the pillow and their bodies were snuggled under blankets.
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Hey, I wonder if they screwed up any of the flora and fauna since they were tired and it was dark and stormy? :D