Disclaimer: I do not own Dead Poets Society. Otherwise I wouldn't be writing fanfiction.

MONTAGE INT. VARIOUS LOCATIONS-VARIOUS TIMES OF DAY

We see Todd in various states of panic over the poetry reading. We see Neil doing various things to try to distract Todd from his stress. We see Todd staring off into space during class, putting very little effort into homework, and picking at his food during meals.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

Todd is obviously stressed, chewing on his bottom lip. Neil bounds over to Todd and kisses him

TODD

What are you doing?

NEIL

Kissing you?

TODD

Why?

NEIL

Because you're my boyfriend and I love you? Because you're stressed and I'm trying to distract you?

TODD

Eh. Never mind, I don't care about reasons anymore. Just kiss me again.

NEIL

As you wish.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

NEIL

You're the best.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

NEIL

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

TODD

What?

NEIL

Frostbite!

Todd chuckles.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

NEIL

You're handsome.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

Todd and Neil are sitting side by side on Neil's bed, hands clasped.

NEIL

I'm worried about you.

TODD

Why?

NEIL

Because your nervousness about the poetry reading is consuming you. You haven't been as attentive in classes lately, you're struggling to get your homework done, and I've noticed you've been eating less.

TODD

I'm fine.

NEIL

No, Todd, you're not. And I've been trying to make it better, to help you, but I'm struggling. Struggling at helping you through your struggles.

TODD

Good, we can struggle together.

NEIL

Don't talk like that. We should be trying to get rid of the struggling altogether.

TODD

But we can't. It's just a part of life.

NEIL

That doesn't mean we can't try to get rid of it.

TODD

Fair enough.

STUDENT LOUNGE

Todd is looking at his math homework in utter confusion-having not paid attention in class. Neil notices and hands Todd his own math solutions as an invitation to copy the answers.

TODD

Thanks.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

NEIL

You're amazing.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

NEIL

What type of star is dangerous?

TODD

Um...

NEIL

A shooting star!

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

Neil is sitting on the radiator. Todd walks in. Neil jumps off the radiator, strides over to Todd and kisses him.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

TODD

I think I'm going to go drown myself in the shower.

NEIL

When you're done with that, I promise we can snuggle.

TODD

Okay, no drowning.

NEIL

Good, because I'd miss you terribly.

...

Todd returns from his shower to find the room completely rearranged. The beds are pushed together, the desks are facing each other in the little nook with the window and radiator, and the wardrobes are clumped together in a corner.

TODD

What the hell?

NEIL

Why the hell not?

TODD

You're lucky I love you.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

NEIL

What did the water say to the boat?

TODD

I don't know, Neil.

NEIL

Nothing, it just waved!

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

NEIL

You're awesome.

TODD AND NEIL'S ROOM

Todd is pacing around the room, silently mouthing the words of his poem. Neil walks in, walks right up to Todd and kisses him.