Disclaimer/Warning: I refuse to follow plans

Pearings: our pear tree is still a bit small.

Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.

"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.

Notes: Remember to review! Except Moonlight's Mist. Mizuki, Shut the hell up!

"Talking"/ Thinking / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing

Within a week (yes, I am this lazy), they had added all they wanted to the island. Satsuki had aged the island about a million years to make sure that all the creatures mixed and made new ones. It also helped to weed out the weaker ones and create something even more awesome. The result was pretty amazing. Things that were so surreal that you are just going to have to image them yourself. I'm not describing one. Too much work. Satsuki also put seals all around their island in the water about five miles from it. The seals made whirlpools and mist cover all around for miles and miles. It would definitely deter people.

Now, the four young adults were on their way off of their island. They had already gone forward in time to where they suspected was when the Clan wars were. Satsuki was seriously annoyed with clans. She would not want to be around one. They had not only sticks up their asses at birth, but it also grew into a full on forest with its own ecosystem and laws. It was both funny, and a bit fucking annoying. Think of the clan you hate the most. If you don't hate one, then chose one now. Now think of the clan and focus all your furry and annoyance at it for a minute. Go on. I'll wait.

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They were now on their way in this time to the mainland, because Jin had read a fanfiction once that spoke of the clans using children as soldiers and cannon fodder. She was worried about it...and Satsuki wanted to get another tailed beast. Kokuo needed someone to talk to besides her. He was getting bored and it was annoying her when he would not stop talking to her. She even added a forest and games to keep him busy...and it was not working much.

They reached the mainland within an hour. They were now in the land of fire and going at a mild speed close to a random road they found. They found nothing on their first day, so they picked a spot and made a camp. Satsuki and Jin were planning a permanent base in the land of fire within the future Forest of Death. But, for tonight they were stuck camping on the ground.

The next morning, they all headed to the forest of death to set up a base of operations. It didn't take long to create a small place underground in the roots of a tree. Satsuki even put seals on it so that no one but them could go in unless they were with one of them or had permission. There was also a seal that transported someone from one of the rooms to their island. They put six rooms into it, a kitchen, storage room, two bathrooms, and just a giant empty room. Jin and Volf filled the rooms with beds and dressers while Satsuki and Mei worked on the kitchen. When that was done, they split into teams to divide and conquer. Satsuki went with Mei while Jin went with Volf. It was within minutes when Satsuki and Mei came across a bunch of inbreeds...I mean a clan.

Satsuki and Mei stopped in a tree above it. Satsuki sat down on a branch and started to swing her legs as Mei leaned against a tree on the same branch. The people in the inbreed.. I mean clan should have noticed them..seeing as Satsuki had a shit ton of chakra... like more than all of the Tailed beasts combined. Seriously, why did no one come to throw them away. There were tons of ninja around, and Satsuki could not even hide her chakra...she seriously didn't get how you could. Satsuki even started to whistle and hum. . .Seriously. They were a fail. Just...Fail. Satsuki eventually got tired of watching the idiots and dropped to the ground. It turns out that they were worse than idiots. They didn't even look her way when she dropped. Mei came in after her and just stood there watching them. Satsuki frowned as she walked forward and looked at someone in the eye, but they didn't look like they saw her. It was weird. It was like everything was normal except that Satsuki and Mei were Invisible. Satsuki jumped onto the roofs and started to jog around the place to see what was going on. Mei did the same.

It was not long before Satsuki got bored and decided that what ever was doing this was not worth it. She went into one of the houses and peeked in. She saw a small crib in the middle of the room all alone. Intrigued, Satsuki went in and to it. What she found was adorable. It was a small baby girl with light pink hair. She looked into Satsuki's eyes with her own crystal blue. Satsuki smiled down at her and made faces, and surprisingly the baby laughed and reached for her. That was a first. The first one to notice her in this village was a baby...Did that mean that a baby was smarter than the whole place? Satsuki sighed and decided to take her. The child would die within a month if it was here any longer. Satsuki looked around and found that all it owned were not worth keeping. Satsuki just changed into a man, as it would be easier to carry the baby, and got a blanket. He wrapped it around him like a sling and secured it tight before putting what looked like a five month old into the front. The baby smiled up at Satsuki sleepily before she fell asleep.

"Awe." Satsuki smiled really big at the small thing before he got out of there to meet up with Mei. When they met up, Mei was looking annoyed. Once she saw the small baby though, her face brightened.

"That's so cute! Let me hold 'em." Mei smiled and made grabbing motions, but Satsuki just frowned.

"No, she just fell asleep. I think I am going to keep her." Satsuki smiled big at Mei. "The village seems to stupid to take care of something so pretty."

"While I do not disagree with that, you don't know anything about raising a child, Satsuki." Mei looked at her with meaning. Satsuki just ignored it.

"So? I can learn." Mei just nodded her head as she and Satsuki headed off. After a while Satsuki found a small bundle huddled up next to a tree. He stopped next to it and was surprised to find that it was a child. A long lavender haired, light pink eyed girl to be exact. Satsuki yelled for Mei to stop before he looked back down at the child. He crouched next to it and tilted his head.

"Hey," he started softly. "Are you okay? Where is your family?" The child looked up at Satsuki in surprise before she burrowed herself further into the tree. Her eyes were full of tears as she shook her head. Satsuki blinked before he leaned closer and smiled big at her. "What? I'm nothing to be scared of~" He winked at her. "I'm sure that Mei is tons more scary than me. I heard she scares off the sun every day." The girl blinked before she laughed quietly. She scooted a bit closer to him. "Now, why are you all alone?" The girl looked down and twiddled her thumbs.

"Ma an' e'eryone no wan' me. They don' wan' me a' all." Satsuki frowned before he smiled for her.

"How long ago was that, honey?" He spoke softly and happily to not scare her too much. She briefly looked up at him before looking down back at her fingers again.

"I don' rem'ber." Satsuki glanced up at Mei, who nodded to him. They actually needed to take her. This was more dangerous than the inbreeds. He looked back at the girl.

"What's your name, honey?" She looked at him a bit as he smiled down at her.

"I thin' i' was T-somethi'." She looked back down.

"Well, what about I call you Taiki? Would you want to come with me?" He kept smiling at her as she looked at him in shock. She then looked at the baby in the sling before she looked back up at him.

"Bu'-"

"Don't worry." He winked at her. "You are always welcome. Besides, a pretty thing like you should never be alone." She blinked at him through her tears before she smiled big and went in for a hug. Satsuki hugged her back awkwardly. He was not really a huggy person. Taiki let go of him before he stood. Mei walked down to her to carry her as Satsuki already had the baby, but Taiki just grabbed hold of his hand and hid behind his leg. There was a moment of silence before Satsuki laughed hard.

"Taiki, this is Mei. You can trust her...for now." Mei hit him on the head. "Mean." He pouted. Mei just ignored him as she crouched down to Taiki and smiled at her real big.

"It's okay. I won't hurt you." Taiki hesitantly walked over to Mei and let her pick her up. Taiki was riding piggy back before she knew it and laughing as they flew threw the forest. When they got back to their base of operations, they found Jin and Volf...as well as a small boy with black and purple hair. His eyes looked black, but when they got close, it was just a very dark green.

"Soooo, uh. Why?" Jin asked as she saw the two girls with them. Satsuki smiled really big.

"They were too pretty." Jin just sighed. It was a known fact that Satsuki was a sucker for pretty things. Shew as an artist in their old world, and developed an eye and love for all things pretty. Her version of pretty was very wide, though. She thought that spiders were adorable... To make it fair, if you look at them up really close they actually are. Mei thought so, she still would burn down a house if she lost track of it, but she thought that they were cute.

"This one is Taiki." Mei looked back at Taiki, who looked at the new comers curiously. Jin nodded.

"I haven't named the baby yet. I think it will be named Naomi though." Satsuki showed the small baby he had with him, before cooing to her as she yawned awake. She was sooo adorable. Jin smiled before she pushed the short boy forward.

"I found him fighting against someone. He was doing okay before the other guy got a good leap at him. I only had to come in at the last second to help him out. I figured if he was alone then it would be fun to train him. He had been a slave to some stupid clan before I took him away, though he was getting good enough to eventually get free." Jin smirked proudly as she lifted her chin. Satsuki squinted at him for a moment.

"My name is Yasuo," the boy said as he stared back at Satsuki with narrowed eyes. "Who are you?" There was a silence before Satsuki spoke.

"A human." The boy seemed to fall to the ground, face first. Satsuki nodded happily. "But if you wanted a name, I'm Satsuki."

"Isn't that a girl's name?" Yasuo looked at Satsuki mockingly...it was kind of useless on his part.

"Yup~ Isn't it fabulous?" Satsuki smiled big at him. "I guess the dragon got a boy now~ I shall name him Yasuo Tatsuo." Jin beamed at her.

"That means Peaceful Dragon man! Awesome!" Yasuo looked up at Jin before he smiled at the name...looks like we got a mama's boy. How did they even know what any of the names mean, anyway? I am pretty sure I don't go around saying what everyone's name means as soon as I hear it...did they memorize it in this world?

"So how old is he?" Mei looked at him with interest.

"I am seven." He spoke distractedly as he watched Jin.

"Cool. I was talking with Taiki here, and found out that she is three." Taiki hid slightly behind Mei's neck as she smiled.

"I have a name for the baby! Taiki help me on my way here. Her name is Naomi. Naomi is 5 months!" Satsuki said happily. Volf led them all to their new base, carrying two giant deer and seventeen giant rabbits. Satsuki started to reenact the scene from Monty Python's the holy grail where the guy was talking about the dangerous bunny, when they got into their base. The animals were gutted again and sorted out as Satsuki and Naomi went to pick fruit and vegetables from the wild...or that inbreed village they somehow found again. Looked like no one noticed that Naomi was gone. Satsuki nodded happily as she left with Naomi again as well as most of the inbreed's food.

They ate well that night before going off to bed. Satsuki had asked Aara for help with raising Naomi and Taiki. Yasuo slept with Jin, as Naomi and Taiki slept with Satsuki...Mei snored and seriously smothered you when she was sleeping, so she was out. Volf was not a child person...or he was not a fan of small children, so that left him out. Satsuki had Naomi fed and into a crib she made shortly before, while Taiki would sleep in her bed. Over all, it was a pretty good day.