Disclaimer/Warning: We tried something different. We mixed Cocaine and acid :D
Pearing: We have gone over this. Jin ate all of the fruit.
Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.
"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.
Notes: Happy Independence Day~
"Talking"/ 'Thinking' / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing / tail beast talking
Okay, it was a little bit funny to go into the future and find yourself face to face with Madara. A more older Madara. A male Madara was surprising. Satsuki frowned at him as his eyes widened and his cheeks turned red. She quickly put Taiki down and made her hold Naomi before she walked closer to Madara. He stepped back each step she went forward. Eventually, he broke out into a run away from Satsuki in what he hoped was faster than her...sadly Satsuki had chosen God speed when all of this first started. She easily caught up with him and tied him up with rope that magically appeared.
"Now, imagine my surprise when I find you in a male body, when I remember turning you into a girl." Satsuki pouted and leaned near him. He looked nervously away. "In fact, you look too young for the time we are in." Madara turned red and tried to scoot backward. Satsuki placed her hand on his head and took away the illusion that made him that way. What was left was an a lot older female Madara. Satsuki beamed at her as Madara slouched in defeat.
"Much better!" Madara started to mumble to herself. It was a miracle that she had found a genjutsu to hide from everyone what had happened, she had been happy when she had not found Satsuki again. God must hate her for returning Satsuki.
"Can you please turn me back into a man now?" Madara was barley heard. Her voice was a whisper and she was red as hell. It was funny. People's misery was just what she needed to have a great day.
"Nope~" Satsuki sung out as she disappeared back to her group. She was sure she heard cries of agony behind her, but it might have been one of the voices in her head. Kokuo and Chomei were still getting pretty loud. Hopefully she could add more to that. Ohhhh, do you think we can get Son Goku? Chomei said in her head. 'Sweet! Fine by me. Didn't Isobu get captured and used in the 3rd war?' Yes. You can go after him and then Son Goku. 'Great! that gives us two more. Madara is sooo gonna be pissed when he can't find them. I can't wait to see the Akatsuki's face.' Oooohh, why don't you capture all of the tailed things except Gyuki. I think he was the eight tail. 'Isn't he with B?' Yep. 'Nice.'
"Are you talking with the voices again?" Taiki asked from her spot on Satsuki's back in a piggy back. She had learned quick about the voices that Satsuki always argued with.
"Yeah, we are planning to annoy the most weird group of people out there." Taiki nodded happily. Jin sighed as Yasuo grabbed her arm and hugged it. Mama's boy. Ha.
I kind of forgot where this was going...oh well. Hnm... Ok! They went off toward their secret base in the forest of death. It was easy to pass anyone near without notice, stupid village, and get into their base. Satsuki set Naomi and Taiki into a room specially made for children with a clone, while Yasuo stayed with Jin. That is, until she kicked his ass into the room with the other two.
"Okay, I am going out to get the three tails and the four tails. Anyone want to come with me?" Satsuki smiled at them.
"I do," Jin said. Mei nodded her head in agreement as well.
"Volf?"
"No."
"Okay, you are going to watch the children then. I have a clone in there, but you still have to go in and watch them. I also need you to check with our clones we made before coming here and seeing if they can replace themselves and then disappear so we can get all the information." Volf nodded as Satsuki turned to Jin and Mei. "We need to get Isobu first and then Son Goku, and if we find any others in between we will take them as well." Jin and Mei happily nodded.
"Do you think we will see Ochi-chan and the other two," Jin asked the other two as they headed out. Satsuki followed where the other two tailed beasts were leading her to where they felt Isobu was...Yeah I just made that up. I just made her go in the exact direction that it was in because I am to lazy to actually write a good possible reason that she actually knew where it was. I still can't believe any of you are still reading this. What? Are you OCD and just have to finish a story once you read it? I don't blame you...I am CDO too. Compulsive Disorder Obsessive is very weird and happens soooo much to me. Like- 'We are on our way to Isobu. I can't have you distracted while we are heading there.' But it will only take you a couple minutes! 'So?' Whatever.
"I have no idea. We can always hunt them down later, though," Mei laughed out as she sped up. She was about to run out of energy and they needed to get to their destination before she got out of breath even with chakra helping. Wimp. The only reason I have not had her out of breath and passed out from all the running is because I...kind of forgot about that she had terrible stamina. SHUT UP! Not funny...
"Sounds good to me~" Jin happily jumped to another tree as they continued on...Do you really need to have them do an action every time they speak? I mean...it is kind of weird to have just words, but I have to waste energy on them doing something all the time after they speak...I think that is what I am CDO about...huh. Oh well. They easily found Isobu...and he was adorable. He looked just so timid and shy that Satsuki squealed and huggled it. Yes. Huggled. Deal with it. He barely even knew what was going on before Satsuki squeezed him and sealed him into her right middle finger. The three tailed beasts talked in her head for a while, she even added to it. Voices where nice.
"Nice! Son Goku is next! Hey, he kinda sounds like Goku from that weird show...what was it," Satsuki asked Mei. Mei had been obsessed with the show for a looong time.
"Dragon ball Z," was her automatic response. Satsuki nodded her head in thanks.
"Oh! I know that one! You're right, his name does sound like it!" They headed off to where ever the hell Son Goku was. I'm to lazy to actually find out. Satsuki did have to carry Mei to it though...it was funny. She was complaining and yelling while still out of breath. It took them an hour this time to get to where even Son Goku was...they had a map and all, but really. Who needed one when you are not really trying to find a place? Satsuki had no idea how any of the Bijuu actually were like, so she had no idea what Son Goku would be like. It didn't really matter, but it would be funny if it was childlike. When they arrived at the place where Goku was supposed to be, they found a man there instead...
"Hey! Who are you?" Satsuki pouted as she asked him. The man turned around and looked at them with surprise.
"What? What do you want," he so rudely asked back. Ass. You're supposed to answer a question with and answer not another question. Satsuki frowned and puffed her cheeks.
"I want Goku, but I found you instead! What is your name? I fricken asked first!" There was a pause before the man slouched and sighed.
"Who the hell is Goku?" Satsuki blinked at him.
"What? No name? Am I gonna have to fricken name you?" The man scowled at her.
"I am Roshi, now who is Goku?" Satsuki blinked at him again.
"Are you serious? You mean to tell me, a person that doesn't have a last name because I can't remember anything, knows the name of what is sealed inside of you, while you-a person who had the fricken then with him for how long?- has no idea of his name." Roshi looked startled.
"What do you want with the Four-tails?" He tensed and stood on his guard. Satsuki face-faulted.
"You know what? Just take Goku, Satsuki," Jin said as she watched them. Satsuki sighed dramatically before she set Mei down. Roshi backed away and got into a fighting stance.
"You will have to fight me before I let you take the Four-tails!" His face was contorted into a fierce expression that would have scared anyone, except Satsuki. She didn't get it. It looked constipated to her.
"Why the hell do people always suggest fighting? Why not a pony race?" Satsuki grouched more as she walked up to Roshi. He quickly pulled out a weapon and threw it at her. Satsuki, being distracted with her complaining, missed it. So, it was a surprise to her when she suddenly found a kunai deep in her chest. There was a second of pure stillness, before Satsuki was suddenly on the ground and rolling around after pulling it out.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Satsuki was tearing up and holding the wound. Since she barley had a shirt, you could see all the blood and the wound perfectly. Roshi was left standing there, completely bewildered with what was happening. He thought that a really tough ninja had come to take the four-tails! How else would she know it was sealed within him? "YOU FUCKING MEANY! JIN, HE HIT ME!" Jin sighed and slumped. Mei nodded in agreement with Satsuki and started to be as dramatic. Roshi was seriously lost now.
"Really? Would you just hurry up and get Goku?" Jin pinched the bridge of her nose. Roshi was still lost. This is what was going to take the four-tails?
"Easy for you to say! You aren't the one with a hole in your chest!" The wound healed up, but she was still being dramatic...but seriously, holes in your chest really hurt. It was minutes of rolling on the ground before Satsuki got up again with watery eyes. She suddenly appeared in front of Roshi before placing a seal on his head. He was stunned to stillness as she activated it with a frown. The next second, Son Goku was forming through the seal as chakra and into her right index finger. Roshi could not move as Goku was sealed into Satsuki, who had a blank expression on her face that scared him. She was so childlike and crying before, and now her face had no emotion or tears. She had switched within less than a heart beat.
Satsuki left him alive, even after she separated Roshi from Goku. She had never killed before, and was not really feeling like doing it at the moment. She could if she wanted to, it was no different than killing anything else...though she would cry if an animal was killed. She had always been a bit...different...before the genie incident. She was not so different that she was unique, no. She was just the more uncommon type of weird, the one that only a few others shared. Though, she did have a morbid sense of humor at times and was counted as the most likely to kill without caring from her friends. She wanted to stay on the more.. light.. side if she could help it, though. Once she got dark, it was hard to get back out...actually it was only because she grew up in the U.S. and she was pretty sure they frowned upon murder.
You! You insignificant mortal! Do you believe that you are- 'Shut up.' Why you- 'Go cry me a river and drown yourself in it.' Satsuki smiled at Roshi before heading back to Mei and Jin. Roshi fell to the floor in exhaustion from the whole process. Mei felt kind of bad for him.
"Hey, sorry about that. We are not really going to use the Bijuu. We are just collecting them to make a certain group mad. If you want, you can come with us to Kamaji, our island. You don't have to help in our village or anything, it's just a place where you can rest and relax away from the war." Roshi looked up at Mei in surprise and confusion once more, before he thought about it. And thought about it. And- you know what? Fuck it. I command him to agree.
"I..guess," he said in hesitation. The girls smiled and nodded at him. Jin picked him up and carried him while Satsuki carried Mei's useless ass. They got back to their death base (forest of death base will now be called that...cuz I said so.) within two hours.
It was another five weeks before they did anything interesting again... I think. Roshi had gone to the island, while they had gotten the memories from their clones. The seal-door had worked in Uzushiogakure. The people of that village had mostly gotten out alive. There were still many causalities, but not all of them were dead. They had been staying on Kamaji and would go back to their island when the third war was over. It appeared that Mei had 'adopted' one of the children whose parents had died. The boy was only six, named Kazuki Uzumaki. He was adorable. He had messy short red hair and bright red eyes. Volf had also found a child a while ago from the Fuma clan. He was a seven year old boy when he was taken into their place. Misu Fuma, his name, had long wavy blond hair and orange eyes. He had ran away from home and his parents because they wanted him to be a ninja and he kept refusing. He seemed to be somewhat of a pacifist.
Natsuko Nara was also a surprise. She was actually a prodigy from the Nara clan shortly after Konoha was built. Shit went down and she started to hate Konoha, so she had ran away and found Volf while he had been out in the mainland. It was funny, though, because when she met Jin, she didn't like her. Jin could control shadows as well, but was not apart of the Nara clan, so Natsuko kind of hated her for her effortless control of it with little connection for them.
Now, Volf was going to go and see what he could do about finding some more Bijuus or whatever it is that Man beasts, I mean men do in the future/Naruto world. Maybe he would bump into Madara-chan~ Anyway, Satsuki had captured Matatabi, the two-tails. She had also captured Saiken, the six-tails. Finally she captured Shukaku. Matatabi was in her right thumb, Saiken was in her left thumb, and Shukaku was in her right index finder. Her head was a bit crowded, so she expended it. To sleep at night, she just shut them out, but in the morning she let them reach her again. It was always fun to talk to them during the day. A lot of people thought that she was crazy though, because she liked to speak to them out loud...and in crowded areas. It was fun!
All that was left was getting Kurama. That, she would wait for when Naruto was born. She wanted Madara to think that he actually knew who had the Bijuu. So far, no one but those that previously had the Bijuu knew that she took most of them. The only reason she was leaving Gyuki was because B was fricken funny. Satsuki, sadly, got into arguments quite often with the ones that she did have. They were fun to talk with though. She even got Goku to go speechless! All she had to say was, 'I'm not a human. I'm a magical girl from a different dimension that came to screw up your world' and he was quiet. Funny, they didn't believe her. The Bijuu just thought that she was actually insane like everyone else suggested. She took it as a compliment, yet she knew she was not really insane...well the insane that they were talking about anyway.
They were planning to go into the future again when Kurama is just attacking. Either that or when Kakashi still has a team. They had not decided yet. Satsuki had stuck one of her creations onto Taiki so that they could always keep in contact even when Satsuki was not with her. It was a small red octopus. It had seals on it so that no one could take it off without Satsuki there, one so that they could easily talk to each other no matter where they are, one that would animate the octopus so that it could also interact with Taiki on its own, one to store anything Taiki wants into it, and one last one to store any information it is given. Taiki had smiled so big when she had been given it, she had taken to placing it on top of her head. She even named it Ewa. She was so adorable.
Satsuki had made one for Naomi and Yasuo as well. Yasuo had gotten a mini dragon that did the same thing as Ewa, except it also breathed fire. Yasuo named it Ryuu-chuu, though he had wanted to name it something close to Jin. He was still a mama's boy. Naomi had gotten a really soft sheep the size of a small dog. Since she could not speak yet, Satsuki had named it Ezra. Then there was a giant floating whale shark she had created to go around the village that they had named Bubbles. The village, after consideration and changes had been named Ichirin no Haruyuki of the not so hidden village but really hidden island...yeah the name was actually Chikaze. Anyway, no one else had a cool creation-creature, because they were not her favorites. Losers.