Disclaimer/Warning: We are thinking about adding the stuff of nightmares. I would suggest breaking out the anti-youth spray. P.S. it is the brand that makes Gai run for the hills and makes Lee break out in tears. Kakashi has not seen it yet. Keep it that way. He needs to suffer.
Pearing: Ochi-chan is still mad. Satsuki doesn't give a shit.
Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.
"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.
Notes: Does anyone actually read these notes? Please read and review...you know...if you want...A sentence can't really force you to. I won't discourage you! I swear! I am only having a war with Mizuki!
"Talking"/ 'Thinking' / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing / tail beast talking
Satsuki stared at Sasori. Sasori stared back. Jin blinked.
"Well?" Satsuki stared at Sasori. Sasori said nothing. "Are you going to show us your dolls?" Sasori blinked before he finally scowled at Satsuki.
"They are not dolls. They are puppets, my masterpieces." Satsuki blinked. She looked at Jin. Jin looked back.
"Dolls," Satsuki said.
"Not getting into this," Jin said. A tick formed above Sasori's eyebrow.
"They are not dolls." His face was cold. Satsuki still didn't get it.
"Keep telling yourself that." Sasori glared at her. She still didn't get it. "Hey, Jin." Jin looked at Satsuki. "Are we going to go back now? We got to see Ochi-chan." Jin tilted her head again as she thought. Her favorite of the Naruto world was Sasori, but Satsuki did have a point. They were only going to see Ochi-chan and didn't intend to see Sasori.
While Jin was thinking and debating with herself, we are going to skip over to Mei and Volf. At least they were not being boring at the moment. Mei was playing with Naomi and Taiki. Naomi was laughing with Ezra while Mei was watching her and playing a game with Taiki with some creations of Satsuki's. Ewa was on Taiki's head still, tell her what they could do. It was a sort of war game, without any killing. It was more psychological than anything. Naomi was looking over every now and then, but mainly paid attention to Ezra. After a while, Ezra started to tell Naomi a story that Satsuki had programmed in. It was Un Lun Dun by China Mieville, a story that Satsuki herself had just finished. It was a cool story that happened to be like an urban Wonderland. Naomi was only seven and a half months old, but she understood most of what people were saying. She had not yet said her first words, but that was okay. Satsuki was trying and hoping that her first word is Binja or fishy. Fuck was okay too, but she was hoping that would be her second word.
Yasuo was with Volf and Ryuu-chuu. They were hunting and doing whatever the hell boys/men do when they are left alone. Probably burn shit. When their war game was done, Mei got up and shooed the creations away. Floating fish and crawling crabs and octopi spread through out the room. They continued to do what they had been before the game had started. Mei turned to a clock that had been placed into the room a few days ago and found that it was a bit past noon. Naomi would need to eat soon, same with Taiki.
"Okay, I think it is time for lunch you two." Mei smiled down at Taiki and then Naomi. "You can finish your story later Naomi, Ezra." Ezra nodded and Naomi looked up at Mei before smiling. Taiki took hold of Mei's hand while Naomi was carried in Mei's other arm. They walked to the kitchen with Ezra following after. "What do you want to eat?"
"Can we have potato soup with bread and cheese?" Mei thought of it for a minute before she nodded.
"I think we have everything, take a seat while I get it all out." Taiki smiled at her before she crawled onto the counter and sat down. She watched as Mei took out everything that they would need for the meal. After a while Mei looked at all the things on the counter and counted off on a mental list.
"Huh. We don't have any bread." Taiki looked down and frowned slightly, but Mei continued to speak before she could get anything into her head. "Guess we will just have to go buy some in the market. Don't worry, we will just have to put off eating at the moment." Mei winked at Taiki. "Why don't we get dressed to go out?" Taiki nodded happily. Mei carried Naomi down to where the children's room was as Taiki ran ahead. Mei opened the closet when they entered and looked inside. After pulling out a giraffe onesie, she turned to Taiki.
"Pick out what you want to wear today." Taiki went to the closet as Mei dressed Naomi. Satsuki thought giraffes where horrible creatures that used their long necks to fly the skins of their victims like flags, and no one could tell her any different. Mei made Naomi a giraffe onesie to spite Satsuki. Satsuki had hit her over the head and hissed. They had an hour long war. Jin won. I don't even know how, because she was not even in the war, but she did.
Taiki had dressed in a sea foam green dress without shoes. Mei did not care as the roads were not a dangerous in this world as they were in her's. Mei had left Naomi with Taiki really quick to go and get dress in her room, but was out in no time. She was dressed in men shorts and a T-shirt with out any shoes herself. She did not care about how people were supposed to dress in this world. She was going to wear whatever the hell she wanted. Naomi was put into a bag made just to carry her, that went onto Mei's back while Taiki grabbed one of her hands. They were soon out of their base and the forest of death in no time.
They were in a store that sold what they needed within minutes, though not without getting odd looks from those that they had passed. Mei didn't give a shit. Once they were in, she bumped into a child...that had giant ass eyebrows and wore green. A shit ton of green. Mei thought he could be cuter with some waxed eyebrows, but he was still cute with them...sort of. It took her a moment to think of who this was. Fist she thought it was Lee, but he was not even born yet. Then she remembered that it could be Gai, well it actually had to be...author says so.
"Ah!" Gai had fallen backward and to the ground. Ground says hi...no one listens to the ground. Mei looked surprised for a few seconds before she offered her free hand to help him up.
"Sorry. Are you okay?" Gai got up and nodded his head. He looked at her sheepishly.
"I am sorry. I was not paying attention to where I was going." Mei nodded her head in acceptance.
"What were you doing?" Gai ducked his head a bit.
"I was going over what all I had to make sure I got everything." He lifted up a basket with various food items in it. Mei looked a bit surprised that he was doing that, not too much though. Back in her world, she would always separate with her mom to get the shopping done faster. He could be doing that too.
"Are your parents around here?" Gai shook his head, and Mei blinked at that. "Why are you alone? How old are you?" Mei frowned slightly.
"I am nine this year! I am also a ninja! That means that I am considered an adult in this village!" Gai smiled brightly at her, but Mei didn't stop frowning.
"You are still young, even if a bit youthful." Mei laughed a bit at his loudness. Gai cocked his head to the side a bit. "I do not think you should be alone, even if you are a ninja, but I guess that it is not my place to say anything. Anyway, if you are a ninja, then what are you focusing on? Ninjutsu?" Mei was not really sure what he was like at all. She never actually paid attention to much of Naruto except for Itachi and her other favorite characters.
"No," Gai said as he shook his head. "I want to master Taijutsu." Mei nodded her head. It was weird. Not many ninja go for Taijutsu. They mainly wanted flashy stuff or anything to do with Chakra.
"I know someone who is mainly Taijutsu...well that and Seals," Mei said. The last part was muttered though, so Gai did not hear it. Gai beamed up at her.
"Really? Are they any good?" Mei thought to what they had picked when all of this had started. Satsuki was really good by what she picked, though she was a bit off to actually be a threat to anyone.
"I suppose, yeah." Gai looked excited. "I have to get some bread and feed these kids," Mei looked at Taiki and Naomi just then, "but I wish you the best of luck on mastering Taijutsu. I bet you will be the best at it." Mei gave him a thumbs up with her free hand, winked, and smiled. Now, this was before he had created his nice guy pose, or even his flames of youth. Just keep that in mind. He was also nine; a very impressionable age, and children always exaggerated things. I regret nothing.
Sasori was still glaring at Satsuki. Satsuki was blowing bubbles...I have no idea either. Don't ask. Jin was looking at Sasori's puppet. Sasori had talked with her a bit about his art, with Jin agreeing to a lot of it, so he was showing her his art. That did not mean he had stopped glaring at Satsuki for calling them dolls... or later asking if she could use them for a tea party. She thought it was perfectly reasonable.
"So you just stretch out your chakra and attach them to the puppet and move it around?" Jin was looking at how Sasori was connecting his chakra with the puppet he had out.
"Something like that." Sasori was smug that someone was interested in his art... Satsuki aside. Speaking of Satsuki...Hey! Lazy ass! Time to go. I'm done with the others for the moment.
"Fine. You didn't need to shout," Satsuki sighed out. Oh suck it up. It was not that loud, Goku said with a huff. "Well it was to me." She heard the Bijuu start up a conversation but she ignored it in favor for looking at Jin. Sasori had twitched when he heard Satsuki talking.
"That's cool." Jin examined it for a bit before she Turned back to Satsuki and saw her staring. "I guess we have to go now. Volf and Mei would get pissed if we take to long."
"Who are they?" Satsuki spoke up to answer Sasori's question.
"Volf is my brother, if you forgot already." Satsuki raised an eyebrow at that...they had said that already. "Mei is the idiot that follows us." Jin rolled her eyes.
"Mei is our friend-"
"An asshole." Jin ignored Satsuki.
"You lost the past couple of wars, shut up."
"I only lost because you kept winning! I don't even know how! You weren't even in them!" Satsuki pouted at Jin and crossed her arms. Sasori looked between them, before he gave up.
"I might see you again, Sasori. Maybe not for a while, but I bet I will," Jin said before she and Satsuki left.