Disclaimer/Warning: Author left to remember what 'e wrote. Characters went off by themselves. They might jump through the screen and pull you in, be prepared.

Pearing: Why not watermeloning? In fact. Why not Dr. Zoidberg?

Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.

"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.

Notes: Updates will be so much more random and far in between since school is started -_- sorry for the long wait... Anyway, please suggest things you would want to happen in this and I can almost promise them happening. I swear I will try to work in lots of stuff~ I won't have much of my brain left with the school going on.

"Talking"/ 'Thinking' / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing / tail beast talking / Book

Satsuki was eating chips that she wished up and watched as Jin painted. What she was painting, was still unknown. It almost looked like a weird flying bat thing with horse feet. None of the Bijuu knew what it was either, so Satsuki was discussing it with them on the possibilities.

'Maybe it's a hybrid animal.' No it has to be an already made animal. How could you come up with something like that? 'I-' We know what you can come up with, we are talking about her and what she can come up with. 'Actually she is pretty good at stuff like that. I have mine, she has hers.' Yes,came the impatient voice of Chomei, but what is it. They all sat there and stared at the picture intently. 'Fuck if I know,' was all that Satsuki said before getting up to throw away the chip bag and find something else to do. The author went to look back at what 'e wrote before in the last chapter...as 'e forgot...maybe all of it... ANYWAY! Satsuki went to look around.

It had been awhile since the hunting trip that Volf had gone on with Yasuo...who was still traumatized. He needed to suck it up. Satsuki looked around and found that both Volf and Yasuo were gone again. Since the author was not around at the moment, she decided to Fuck with things so the author was lost again. She got out Aara and wished that Volf and Yasuo were there and packed, Jin and Mei were there and packed, as well as Naomi, Taiki, and Yasuo...packed. That really could have been one wish...if she didn't keep forgetting about people. She then made sure that they had clones in their island...as well as a dozen others to make bases in all the rest of the hidden villages while they time skipped.

"Okay, we have about twenty minutes while the author is reading up on all the things 'e missed or forgot within the time 'e was being lazy! Quick! What time should we skip forward to?" They were all lost for a minute as Satsuki happily bounced around.

"...Okay... I vote when Itachi is seventeen," Mei said with a straight and serious face.

"No. Next." Immediately rejected.

"How about when Minato is Hokage?" Jin asked.

"Hell no, and not when Kakashi is on a Genin team still either. I hate both of them," informed Volf.

"I thought that we were going to go to Ka's time to do more shit." Satsuki tilted her head as Volf stared at her.

"No."

"U-"

"No."

"Ser-"

"No."

"SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP AND LET ME SPEAK." Satsuki waited for Volf to say something, and when he didn't, she continued. "Mein Gott. How annoying can you be?" Satsuki huffed and blew her hair away from her face. It was starting to get long. Volf just raised his eyebrow at her. Ass.

"I vote that we still go to the time Ka's a genin. I do not want to go to far in the future at a time, and we can prepare for Kurama," Jin said from her spot.

"See? At least someone is awesome." Satsuki looked at Volf.

"And?" Volf said and Satsuki just huffed.

"I second with Jin," Satsuki said after their short staring contest.

"I still vote on I-"

"Say you want to vote for Itachi's time one more time." Satsuki stared at Mei. "I dare you." They stared at each other. Satsuki with a blank face and Mei with narrowed eyes and furrowed brows...That kind of sounded like caterpillars.

"I vote what Jin said," Yasuo said as he raised his hand. His eyes oddly had stares in them. There was a pause. Mei swore. Satsuki had won.

"How long do we even have before the author comes back?" Mei asked. Satsuki shrugged.

"Depends on how long it takes for the reader to read all this. I said twenty minutes, but really. Who the hell knows how long some people are at reading." Satsuki looked around. "I guess we will have to just go to Ka's time. No other votes-" Volf and Mei yelled indignations. "-or ideas so our vote won by a land slide. I said I had no idea on the time with the readers, but the author is a whole different story. I know for a fact that 'e is almost here to see what happened." They all nodded. Satsuki then asked Aara to send them to the correct time after Volf and Jin looked in on Kamaji. All was pretty much normal...for their group and island. Soon Satsuki had Taiki on her hip and Naomi on her back. Jin was holding Yasuo's hand and Mei was smacking Volf upside the head.

Within moments they were in the future, to when Kakashi was fourteen. It was funny. They didn't have to rush things. The author got distracted by some pretty pictures and music and lost about four hours before remembering that 'e had a story to write. Someone should really hound the author to write it...or just take it from 'em.

The author returned to the story...and was completely lost again. Dammit! And they just had it all figured out too...