Disclaimer/Warning: I have no sense

Pearing: Nope. pearing people is rude. You can Tomato them, but not pearing.

Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.

"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.

Notes: Nope. Not forgotten this story. Just more school work. There will be more chapters, worry not...you know..if this story was...never mind...

"Talking"/ 'Thinking' / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing / tail beast talking / Book


The author is not very pleased with Satsuki and the others. The author is not pleased at all. They not only went to the future and continued the story as 'e was catching up, they also screwed with a lot of people. Satsuki turned into a Kakapo and stared at the Kazekage through the window for three weeks straight, freaking him out and making him tense whenever he sees a green bird. The author was not sorry about that. The author was pissed because Satsuki did it without 'em. Jin had taught Yasuo more than the author is willing to give. Stupid easily trained brat. Mei had checked out Konoha and found a fourteen year old Kakashi walking around. Soon after he went over to an Obito that had bandages covering the right side of his face and had no right arm. He didn't seem to be a ninja anymore though he had his left eye that had been Kakashi's in the Anime. Rin was with Obito as well. Well then. That was different and exactly why I fucking wanted to be here when you people WERE DOING SHIT! Assholes. Anyway, Volf had gone to check out the other bases they had set up in the other countries near the rest of the hidden villages.

Kamaji was doing very well. The animals and plants had advanced very well to be more deadly than anything. I am pretty sure that the forest of Death is more like a fetus to it now...meh. It looked very different than anywhere else in the world. I would like to see someone try to invade that and come out alive or sane. Anyway. We are severely getting off topic...I think. Yeah, I forgot what I was supposed to do. Why don't we just follow no one and hold a strike? Oh, that's right, because the nine tails is about to attack the Leaf and the readers would be pissed off. The author would be fine with it but the reader... Are they really important? Let's try it.

STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!