All right, I think I can make this not suck, so bare with me here. Bobble and Tinkerbell? The next Spova! Ha ha ha ! IF YOU DON'T GET IT PLEASE PARDON MY DORKNESS. This is for Prinzzez-Kitten, cuz she rox and my cousin Christy, cuz she's right behind me. Nuff said. Lol. Disclaimer: I own this bag of Fritos®, but not Tinkerbell. The flowers are once again crying. Stop crying please! It's driving me mad! Well, madder!
The girls followed Bobble back to the workshop saddened, and found Clank there covered in tree sap.
"Wha-? Never mind, I don't wanna know." Said Bobble then sat down at the workbench.
" Ey, what's wrong with 'im?" Clank asked Rosetta.
" He's having girl problems, peach blossom." She responded.
"I am not!" exclaimed Bobble. " I just, I just.." then he put his head down on the table.
'There there, it's alright." Said Fawn patting him on the back. "We'll help ya."
" There's nothing to help with!"
"Aw, how cute, he's in denial." Said Silvermist. "We gotta help him now."
"Well of course!" said Rosetta. "My match-making talents are only challenged by those in nature."
"Well I don't think we should meddle." Said Iredessa.
"Well that's what makes it fun!" said Fawn.
"What are they talking about?" Silvermist asked Clank.
"No clue."
"But even if I did like her," said Bobble. "And I'm not saying I do. Cause I don't! What would she see in me? I'm just a skinny, boring loser."
"No you're not!" said Iredessa.
"And even if you were, maybe she likes skinny boring losers." Said Silvermist.
They all looked at her.
"Well she might!" she said.
"Sweet pea, if you want her to like you, you gotta be confident." Said Rosetta.
"Yeah!" said Fawn. "No negativity!"
"Well can you blame me? I'm competing with Terrence!" he said. "I mean, I would be. If I liked her. But she's my friend."
"Oh! Are we talking 'bout Tink?" asked Clank.
"No! No, we are not!" said Bobble immediately. "Hush, Clank."
'Oh, all right then." He said, and then added in a whisper. "I won't tell 'em you like her."
Unfortunately, Clank is not a very good whisperer. This set the girls into a rage of giggles.
"Way to go ya snail brain." Said Bobble with a sigh. "Well, now ya know."
"Aw, well I think it's cute, " said Silvermist.
"Now don't you worry, red tomato, we'll help you." Said Rosetta. "Who knows Tink better than her very best friends?"
"Uh, Tink?" suggested Clank.
"I still think this is a bad idea." Said Iredessa.
"You say that about everything." Said Fawn.
"And I'm always right."
"Anyway, what we need to do is figure out what it is Tink likes about Terrence and make Bobble all those things." Said Rosetta.
"All right." Said Fawn ready to take notes. "Shoot."
"He's handsome." Began Rosetta. "Not to mention charming."
"Don't forget funny." Added Fawn.
"And he's sweet." Said Silvermist. "And brave too."
"He's an awfully smart dresser." Said Rosetta. "Sensitive, that's important."
"He's smart." Added Fawn. "He's got a beautiful voice."
"He's dreamy." Said Silvermist.
Everyone looked at her, puzzled.
"Well, he is." She insisted.
Iredessa saw the light vanish from Bobble's face with each compliment to Terrence.
"But Bobble's got personality." She tried.
"Well yes that's true." Said Rosetta. "But so does Terrence."
"Aye, isn't there anything he isn't good at?" asked Bobble with a sigh.
"Tinkering!" said Iredessa. "You have that much in common with Tink."
"Well that's true lightning bug, but it may not be enough." Rosetta said. "But what will work is a makeover. Inside and out."
"Oh! I love makeovers! I wanna go after Bobble!" exclaimed Silvermist.
"What do you have in mind, Rose?" asked Fawn.
"Honey, when I'm through with him you won't even recognize him." Said Rosetta.
"Should I be worried?" he whispered to Iredessa.
"I think I'm worried enough for the both of us." She responded.
Duh duh duh! Poor Bobble! What will Rosetta do? What will the new Bobble look like? Will Tink like him? Why am I asking you questions only I know the answer to? But I am asking you to review. Do it for Bobble, show him you care. 3
