"Well that's just great, first constipation, next a dead prison inmate. What luck." Sarah said to herself.
She grabbed the dead man's body and dragged it next to a tree. She went through his pockets trying to find anything to tell her who this man was. But his pockets were empty. Not seeing any other option she decided to enter the metal cylinder in hopes of finding something.
"Well bite my balls and call me daddy!" Sarah exclaimed as she entered the metal cylinder.
The inside of the cylinder was covered with dials, gauges, switches, and LED lights. To Sarah it looked like the inside of an airplane but with only enough room for the pilot. There was no chair and whoever operated it must have had to stand the whole time. She also noted that despite this contraption crashing, there seemed to be no damage to the inside.
After looking around at all the dials and lights for a moment, Sarah started to try and search the machine for any clues. First she tried seeing if there were any compartments on the walls, but there was nothing. She looked up to the ceiling but there was just plain metal. Finally, she looked down at the floor and noticed a small ring sticking out of the floor. As she bent down to pick it up, the shotgun on her back hit a switch which instantly closed the doors.
"NO! NO! NO!" Sarah shrieked as she tried to pull the doors open.
But it was no use. They were stuck.
Quickly, she turned around looking feverishly for the switch to open the doors. But looking at all the switches, she noticed that none of them were labeled.
"SATAN'S TAINT!" Sarah screamed in frustration.
You've really done it now Sarah. She thought to herself. Well I guess the only thing now is to start flipping switches.
With speed, Sarah turned and began flipping switches. In her anger, she didn't notice that as she flipped more switches something was turning on in the machine. After hitting almost an entire row, the machine crackled and buzzed to life. But Sarah continued her angry cursing drowning out the sounds.
As she reached the last wall, Sarah noticed some of the gauges were moving. Suddenly, the cylinder started to vibrate and rock.
"Wh-what the..." but before Sarah could finish, she suddenly became very drowsy. She blacked out a couple of seconds later.
When she awoke she was still in the cylinder and was leaning against the wall. She felt stiff and dizzy like she had been on a very long carnival ride.
"Where am I?" She wondered aloud.
She stumbled to the doors and when she tried to open them they glided open with ease. Instantly, Sarah knew something was wrong because as the doors opened heat and sunlight rushed into the pod. Blinding her eyes from the sun, she stepped out of the cylinder into a lush forest.
"DIABLO'S BAWLSACK!" She screamed.