Hey yo it's AliJo! Ya'll probably hate me, huh? Yeah, my updates are never consistent but cut me some slack, huh? I'm planning for college and a musical and blah blah blah you don't care. So I disclaim whatever it is I'm supposed to disclaim to make it all legal, so here we go.

The five fairies were in the Tinkers nook, going over their plans for the evening.

"So what exactly are we supposed to do again?" asked a confused Fawn.

"Just pretend you two are together." replied Rosetta.

"Aye, but how exactly do we do that?" asked Bobble.

"Ya know, act all goofy and junk," said Silvermist. "You know how couples are. 'Oh you're so cute' 'Does this dress make me look fat?' 'No, I love you no matter what you look like.' 'What is that supposed to mean?' 'Nothing.' 'You're saying I'm fat, aren't you?'" She continued on with the imaginary couple's conversation while the other looked on.

"Guys, don't over think it," said Iredessa. "I'm sure the whole thing will blow over in a few days, anyhow."

"How can you be so sure?" Fawn asked.

"Because I have got a plan," said Rosetta.

"I think we've had enough plans," said Bobble with a chuckle. "No offense, but they don't seem to being doing me any good."

"Are you saying I don't know what I'm doing?" asked Rosetta, offended crossing her arms.

'Oh, wrong move buddy," said Silvermist, because YOU DID NOT insult Rosetta and live to tell the tale.

"Oh no, I just-"

"You just what?" she asked, more irritated. "Thought I didn't know what I was doing? That this was some kind of game?"

"Rosetta, I think he meant…"

"No!" she cut off Iredessa. "Now it's personal. I am gonna prove you wrong Mr. Phineas T. Kettletree!"

"Oh, full name, he means business,' remarked Silvermist.

"Tinker Bell will love you if it is the last thing I do!" and with that she flew out of the room in a huff.

"Okay then." said Fawn filling the silence left by Rosetta. "Ready to go live a lie?" she asked Bobble. He nodded slowly and sadly. "I suppose."

"Okay then, here we go." and they flew out to where all the fairies were busy doing their jobs, it seemed as that when Bobble and Fawn walked by the fairies hushed and watched them.

"This is a little odd," he whispered to Fawn. "What are we supposed to do, exactly?"

"I'm not sure.' she answered.

"Hold hands!" Silvermist whispered fiercely from behind them. They awkwardly did so. From a nearby tree, Tinkerbell was collecting acorns with Terence and spotted them.

"Oh Terrence look!" she said. "It's Fawn and Bobble! Awh, aren't they cute?"

"Wow, you were right!" he said with a laugh. 'Gotta say, I didn't believe you at first."

"Why not?"

"Well you know what they say about fairies with different talents dating, right?"

"No."

"Well, it never lasts; they're just too different."

"What do you mean? I get along with tons of other fairies with different talents."

"Yeah, well that's different. If they ever wanted to get married or something, how would that work? Each talent dwells in a different area, so. . .""Their love is. . . Doomed?" she asked all too dramatically.

"'Fraid so,' said Terrence. "I've seen it happen dozens of times, afterwards they're not even friends."

"Oh no! Someone's got to warn them!" exclaimed Tinker Bell. 'We need to find a way to break them up without ruing in their friendship!"

Okay, well this one was shorter, but can you see what I'm setting up here? A little irony pie baked just for you, my loyal readers who have every right to hate me and my inconsistent updating, but read anyways. Review so I can try to suck less! (Oh, and Acid Oak, go right ahead and translate this into Russian!) And thank you to ShireHeart and Fatima for their reviews!