Meanwhile at the training ground…
"He told us to be here at 6 and he isn't even here himself!", yelled an irritated Naruto while Sakura mentally agreed with him and Sasuke ignored him. When Naruto had first arrived he saw Sasuke leaning against a tree with his eyes closed while Sakura was standing next to him trying to start a conversation. But for some reason as he looked around Akina was nowhere in sight and Sakura said that she didn't see Akina leave or anything. Naruto began to think that maybe she just overslept and was on her way right now or that maybe she was still confused about where the training grounds were since she was still new to the village. 'But the old man must have told her where everything was when she first arrived so then what is taking her so lo-' He never got to finish his thought as something pounced on his back and made him fall over on his face.
"What the hell! Who is on my back! That hurt!", screamed Naruto as he rolled over and was greeted by playful lavender eyes.
"Sorry Naruto but I couldn't resist it when I saw that you had this look on your face as if you were deep in thought.", Akina said smiling as if she did nothing wrong.
"Well I was wondering why a certain someone was late.", Naruto said accusingly as Akina got off of him and helped him to stand up. "Where were you anyway?"
There was an emotion in Akina's eyes that betrayed a twinge of sadness before it was gone like the wind, "Hokage-sama needed to talk to me for a quick sec and it took longer than expected." Naruto could sense that something had happened but just as he was about to ask about it he noticed something over Akina's shoulder. He walked around behind her and saw that they were long twin katanas in their sheaths and as he inspected them further he saw a symbol on the hilt of both of the blades. It looked like a howling wolf with the moon behind its head.
"Wow these are so cool Akina where did you get them? Can you do like super fast techniques with these or can you combine them with a special jutsu or something!", Naruto yelled as he made motions of swinging katanas around. Akina laughed as she watched him and said, "No I'm not even sure about how to use them properly and Hokage-sama gave them to me since they were my mother's." Naruto didn't really hear the last part since he was still trying to act like he was swinging katanas around and Akina had spoken softer as she still felt the longing in her heart for her mother.
"Naruto, why can't you be quiet for at least a minute? Some of us are still tired for having to get up early when our sensei still isn't here!", said a frustrated Sakura who Akina just noticed.
"Hey I had to get up early too! I didn't even have time to change my underwear or take a shower!" As soon as those words left his mouth I quickly moved next to Sakura to hide behind her with a look of disgust on our faces. "Naruto that is just plain old nasty. As soon as we're done training I am throwing your ass in the tub.", Akina said from behind Sakura. "That is unacceptable Naruto!", Sakura yelled as she ran to Naruto to beat some sense into his head. Naruto's face quickly paled and he bolted as Sakura was hot on his heels but Sakura's anger gave her an advantage as she quickly caught him and started to beat the living crap out of him. From the sidelines Akina watched and thought 'Oh well Naruto that's why it's important to follow the number one rule of society. Take a bath before you leave your house.' She heard a sigh come from her right and a voice that said, "How did I get on a team full of losers?" Akina turned to her left and the first thing she saw was a black duck's butt but it turned out to be the back of Sasuke's head. 'He should really get a haircut or something 'cause every time I look at the back of his head my first thought is duck butt.' Akina tried to cover up a laugh as she thought this but Sasuke still heard it.
"What's so funny?", he asked slightly annoyed. It took Akina a couple of minutes to compose herself so she could answer him, "It's just that every time I see the back of your head It reminds me of a duck's butt.", she said this with a small smile like it was nothing. Sasuke on the other hand didn't find this amusing at all as he moved to a different tree mumbling something about 'Why me?' and 'Idiots.' Naruto came over to sit next to Akina and she saw that he had a black eye and a couple of cuts and bruises from Sakura. "Akina why is it that I always seem to be the one getting beat up all the time by Sakura?", he asked. "Well Naruto, Sakura has a dark side to her that she hasn't controlled yet and because some of the things you say really should be kept to yourself." Naruto had a look of understanding on his face once he absorbed this information.
2 freaking long hours later (Akina's POV)…
"Hello everyone, are we all ready to begin?", said a cheerful Kakashi-sensei as he arrived at the training grounds but he didn't get a very cheerful response back.
"YOU'RE LATE!", yelled Naruto and Sakura while I was just waking up from a nap in a tree. During the time that we had sat here waiting I slept in my nice tree while Naruto complained, as usual, and was trying to get Sakura to talk to him. All the while Sakura was trying to ignore Naruto as she tried to get Sasuke to notice her, and Sasuke was being his usual self by ignoring both Sakura and Naruto. Sometimes I wonder if being put on this team is a curse or blessing but I haven't figured that out yet.
"Well you see there was a black cat about to cross my path so I had to go the longer way to get here.", Kakashi-sensei said as I could tell he just made that up on the spot. Naruto and Sakura gave him a 'mhmm' and waited for his instructions.
"So let's get started, shall we.", said Kakashi-sensei as he walked over to three posts that were a few feet away to our right. On one of those posts was a timer that I didn't notice before.
"This timer is set for noon and if you're unable to complete the task I give you, you will be tied to the posts and not be able to eat lunch. You have to sit there and watch as I eat my lunch." Mumbles of complaint was heard from Naruto and Sakura, except Sasuke of course, as they didn't eat any breakfast. 'At least I ate a poptart before leaving but still it wasn't much.'
"Wait Kakashi-sensei what's the task?, asked Sakura.
"Your task is for each of you to get one of these bells that I'm holding.", as Kakashi-sensei said this he pulled out 3 silver bells that were held together by a red string.
"But wait there's four of us and only three bells, why is that?", asked Sakura.
"This is so that at least one of you will get tied to the post and be disqualified for not completing the task. That person will then be sent back to the academy but there is a chance that all four of you will fail. You are allowed to use any weapons even shuriken because if you aren't prepared to kill me then you'll never get the bells."
"But sensei shurikens are too dangerous to use!", Sakura said worried. Naruto started to laugh as he said, "Yeah especially since you couldn't even dodge a simple eraser."
"You know that class clowns are always the weakest links so you can safely ignore them, they have low test scores, and they're basically just losers." Naruto immediately stopped laughing when he heard the word loser and got this really pissed off look on his face. 'Uh-oh the word loser is like taboo for Naruto. He's definitely going to do something rash and stupid now.'
"Once I say start we will begin.", as soon as Kakashi-sensei finished Naruto whipped out a kunai and started to charge at Kakashi-sensei. In a flash Kakashi-sensei grabbed Naruto's hand that was holding the kunai and twisted it, without hurting Naruto, so that the point was at the back of his neck and Kakashi-sensei's other hand grabbed the top of Naruto's head. Seeing him do this Naruto made me a little angry and more determined to finish this task. 'This guy is no joke hence the reason why he's a jounin. This is going to require teamwork but I'm not sure if Naruto, Sasuke, or Sakura is even going to be interested in combining forces.'
"I never said start yet so don't be in such a big hurry. I have to say though since you did charge at me with the motive of killing me, I have to say I'm starting to like you guys.", Kakashi-sensei said as he let Naruto go.
"Alright get set.", said Kakashi-sensei and I could feel my muscles getting tense so that I can go hide from him. As I looked around from the corner of my eye everyone else was just as tense as I was.
"Go!" In a flash we were gone and were looking for hiding spots. I was hiding on a tree branch that was about only half way up the tree. I still had a good view of the clearing where Kakashi-sensei was still standing there just waiting for us to try something so he could take us down. Almost on the other side of the clearing I could see Sakura hiding under a bush and to my left I could see Sasuke in a tree as well except he was higher up in his tree.
"Some of the basic things ninjas need to know is how to conceal their movements as well as hide effectively.", explained Kakashi-sensei. 'Let's see the objective is to get at least one of the bells from him even though he's way stronger than us. So the only way I'll be able to get a bell is by teaming up with someone but whom. Sasuke is a loner, Sakura can't really do much, and Naruto only rush into things without thinking it through. Oh and there he is now rushing in without thinking.' Naruto was standing in front of Kakashi-sensei with his arms crossed as if he was superior to Kakashi-sensei.
"Come on you and me fair and square. Right here and right now.", Naruto said with a lot of self-confidence.
"You know compared to other kids you're very strange.", said Kakashi-sensei.
"You're one to talk sensei with your gravity defying hair cut.", Naruto yelled back. Naruto then charged at Kakashi-sensei but stopped a couple of feet away from him to watch his next move.
"Shinobi Battle Techniques Part 1: Taijutsu, the Physical Art.", said Kakashi-sensei as he went into his weapons pouch. 'Wait if he's doing Taijutsu why is he reaching for a weapon? Taijutsu is hand-to-hand combat so he doesn't need a weapon.' Although instead of it being a weapon Kakashi-sensei pulled out the same orange book from yesterday. 'You have got to be kidding me, he's going to read as he fends off Naruto. Icha Icha Paradise, I am so disappointed in you sensei.' I only shook my head both at the fact that Naruto doesn't think at all and at the fact that my Sensei is a pervert.
'Why did we get the creepy one?'
"Hey what do you think you're doing? You can't read and fight me at the same time.", yelled Naruto.
"To answer your first question I'm reading this book to find out what happens next and for your second question your attacks are weak so I can take you on even if I'm reading or doing something else.", Kakashi-sensei said as he didn't look up from his book. This infuriated Naruto and with a battle cry he ran towards Kakashi-sensei with his fist back ready to punch him. Of course Kakashi-sensei caught Naruto's punch easily and ducked as Naruto tried to kick him. As Naruto recovered from his kick he quickly sprang back up again to punch Kakashi-sensei except Kakashi quickly moved behind him leaving Naruto dumbfounded.
"Never let your enemy get behind you or else they'll take you down in a flash.", Kakashi-sensei explained to Naruto. As I looked at Kakashi I saw that he had his hand in the form of the tiger seal. 'The tiger hand sign usually means that a person is going to use a fire jutsu but Kakashi wouldn't go that far on us knowing we won't be able to do anything. So what is he doing?', I thought as I continued to watch from my branch. From underneath a bush I heard Sakura warn Naruto, "Naruto get out of there Kakashi-sensei is going to destroy you!"
"Oh well it's too late for him.", said Kakashi as Naruto's face got pale.
"Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: 1000 years of death!", Kakashi yelled as he stuck his fingers up Naruto's butt which sent him flying into the nearby river. 'WTF? That's all.', was my only thought as I was still stunned at what just happened.
"Now let's see what happens next shall we?", Kakashi said as he went back to his porno. I caught movement in my left eye but when I looked I saw that it was only Sasuke reaching about to reach into his weapons pouch but halted when something shot out of the water. Two shuriken were zooming in the air towards Kakashi-sensei who wasn't even looking. But he knew they were coming because he easily caught them only using two fingers. 'He's smooth.', I admitted to myself as a soaked Naruto slowly crawled out of the river and stayed on the ground to catch his breath.
"You know it's almost noon and you still don't have a bell. If you don't hurry up you'll never get any lunch.", Kakashi said.
"I know this but how do you expect me to do anything when I didn't have any breakfast and we had to sit here and wait for you for 2 hours!" yelled a frustrated Naruto.
"You're very complaining, a bad trait for someone who wants to be the Hokage.", Kakashi said while reading his book. Kakashi walked away when Naruto started to rant about being caught off guard and how he will get a bell. All of a sudden about 7 Naruto clones jumped out of the river and were running towards Kakashi-sensei along with the original Naruto.
"How far do you think you're gonna get with this jutsu? You'll have to do better th-What the?", Kakashi was being held from behind by a Naruto clone.
"Now what was that you said about never letting your enemy get behind you?", the Naruto clone said as he held on to Kakashi as the original Naruto was about to punch him except when he did he hit himself. 'Hm that was smart he let Naruto get to him and used Naruto's jutsu against him. So where is he hiding now?' , I thought as all of the Naruto clones started to beat each other up. Eventually Naruto stopped the jutsu, he had bruises all over his face until his eye caught something on the ground.
It was a silver bell.
Of course Naruto thought it had come loose when he attacked Kakashi-sensei so when he tried to reach for it but was instead now hanging upside down by his feet, I wasn't surprised at all.
"Never go for the obvious bait and think about the jutsu you're using and how your enemy can use it against you. As a ninja you have to be able to see through deception.", Kakashi explained to a struggling Naruto as he picked up the bell.
"Yeah, Yeah I get it already now get me down!", screamed a flailing Naruto.
"Actually you don't get it so that's why I'm telling you th-", Kakashi was cut off when he was hit by Sasuke's shuriken. 'What the hell Sasuke! Even though I just met Kakashi he couldn't be taken down that easily.' My guess was right as Kakashi turned into a log with all of Sasuke's shuriken imbedded in it. 'It's time to move since he'll be looking for us now. Hopefully someone will be willing to work together.' With that thought I quickly started to run to the area where Sakura had been hiding because seeing as how she was one of the smartest at the academy she would think that working together would also be a good idea. 'Wait Naruto!' I quickly turned towards the clearing to see that Naruto is now hanging only by one foot alone in the clearing. "Hey Akina quick I need help!", Naruto said as I wordlessly used a kunai to cut down the rope. Just as I about to see if he wanted to work with me he said, "Thanks Akina now I'm gonna get one of those silver bells and teach our sensei a lesson even if it's the last thing I do!" With that said he quickly ran off into the forest while I still stood there thinking, 'Did that really just happen?' Deciding to just forget about it I ran back into the forest hoping that I could still find Sakura before time was up. As I ran I heard a high-pitched scream coming from my left that could only belong to Sakura. 'At least I found her.'
I found a small clearing and lying near the edge of it was Sakura but she looked like she was knocked out. Checking to see if there was another chakra source nearby I only felt Sakura's so Kakashi wasn't near here and this wasn't a trick. I looked around her head and the rest of her body to see if there were any injuries but there wasn't any. 'So Genjutsu is the second Shinobu Battle Skill. Kakashi must have gotten her in one when she wasn't paying attention but I'm not exactly sure how to get her out of it.'
"Sasuke…no...you can't….", she mumbled."I started to shake her body and hitting her face, not too hard, to see if she would wake up but it wasn't working. After a couple of minutes to think about what I should do, a smile crept onto my face as I came up with a plan.
"OMG Sasuke admitted that he loves you and wants to have kids with you!"
That did the trick because Sakura woke up and started to yell with joy and tears, "Oh Sasuke I knew you loved me and I want to have kids with you too!" Then she realized that Sasuke wasn't there and started to freak out, "Oh no Akina Sasuke is in danger he-he was bleeding to death! I have to go and find him! I'm coming for you Sasuke!" On that note Sakura bolted into the forest to look for Sasuke as I stood there again wondering what the hell just happened. 'Okay then that a waste of my time. Well there is still one more person left so I'll try my best.' I started to run back into the forest hoping to hear some type of noise that would lead me to Sasuke.
"Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!"
'That has to be Sasuke because I heard that the Fireball Jutsu was the Uchiha's well known jutsu.' Changing my course of direction I followed the sound of Sasuke's voice where I came to another clearing and he was still shooting the fireball. I didn't go into the clearing right away because I knew that Kakashi-sensei was around here somewhere so I hid on a high branch where I couldn't be seen. When Sasuke finished he looked around to figure out where Kakashi was going to attack from next. Suddenly a hand shot out of the ground and latched on to Sasuke's foot and a voice said, "I'm at the last place you would expect me." The hand around Sasuke's foot pulled him down into the ground until the only thing visible above the ground was Sasuke's head. In front of Sasuke was Kakashi-sensei who had squatted so he could talk to Sasuke, "That was Ninjutsu the third Shinobi Battle Skill. I must admit you were right when you said you were different than the others but you're definitely not any better." With that Kakashi decided to walk away to look for more victims while reading his Icha Icha Paradise but he never got to leave the clearing until he got a little surprise from yours truly.