"YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!" Darcy screeched, forcing Jane to move the phone if she wanted to maintain her hearing capability. "OH MY GOD!"

"Darcy, I still want to be able to use this ear after our conversation you know," Jane said dryly.

"Oh sorry," Darcy replied, lowering her voice. "I'm just so excited! You and the god of hotness are getting married. And you're having a baby together! It requires a bit of screeching."

"Fair enough," Jane laughed. "I want you and Dr. Solveig to come to New York for the wedding; you guys are my family."

"Of course we'll be there. When's the wedding gonna be?"

"One week, it's on Saturday."

"SERIOUSLY?"

'So much for toning it down,' Jane thought, wincing at Darcy's loudness. "Yeah, Thor and I don't want to wait long to get married so it's gonna be in a week. The wedding is gonna be here at Stark Towers; we're going to go to Asgard too and have a wedding there."

"That's a lot of wedding planning to do in such a short time," Darcy said worriedly. "Are you gonna manage to get everything done in time?"

"I think so; I don't want a big elaborate wedding or anything. Pepper is helping me with all the planning and Thor's parents are handling the Asgardian wedding since I know nothing about them."

"Hey, tell Thor if he has any cute Asgardian friends he should totally invite them to the wedding. It's not fair you're the only one who gets to marry a god," Darcy laughed. "I want one who's as hot as Thor."

"I will pass on the message to him. He's thrilled you're going to come for the wedding."

"Well Dr. Solveig and I will be on the first flight to New York. Oh dear god I need to pack," Darcy panicked. "This is gonna be impossible."

"I'll leave you to pack then," Jane laughed. "I'm gonna go see how wedding planning is going with Pepper."

"Alright, I'll see you soon," Darcy replied. "Oh and Jane?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you glad you hit Thor with the car twice?" Darcy laughed before quickly hanging up the phone.

Jane shook her head as she slipped her phone into her back pocket, walking out of her room. It seemed like forever ago she had found Thor in the desert; now she was marrying him.

"Jane!" Pepper called as she saw her walk into the living room, waving her over with a notepad. "Perfect timing, I have a question."

"What do you need?" Jane asked, plopping onto the couch.

"What colors are you and Thor doing for the wedding?"

"I don't know honestly. Hey Thor, can you come here please?" Jane called.

"Yes fair Jane?" Thor said, walking out of the kitchen with a poptart in hand.

"For the wedding, what color do you want the decorations to be? I don't really care."

"Red is a most marvelous color, bright and strong," Thor replied.

"Alright red it is," Pepper said, writing on her notepad. "Any preference on flowers? Cause I was thinking we could do calla lilies or maybe tulips."

"Calla lilies," Jane replied.

"Last question, what are you doing right now?"

"Why?" Jane asked cautiously.

"Because we're going wedding dress shopping, go look for Natasha and we'll head out," Pepper said, rising from the couch. "We've only got a week to find you the perfect dress and have it altered for you; at least it's easier to alter it with you two months pregnant instead of eight, but still we can't wait to long."

"Great while you ladies are out, I'll educate Goldilocks on weddings," Tony said as he walked into the living room, drink in hand.

"I don't think so," Pepper said, kissing him quickly. "Not unless the other guys are there to make sure you don't teach Thor anything you shouldn't."

"I believe the man of iron would make a splendid teacher of Midgardian weddings," Thor said.

"Fine, we'll all have bonding time," Tony acquiesced. "But I'm not happy about this."

"Okay big guy, the most important tradition you need to know about is the bachelor party," Tony said. The guys were assembled in the kitchen, each with a plate of food in front of them.

"Is that really what you're gonna lead in with?" Bruce asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Why not? It's an important rite of passage for any man who's gonna get hitched; it's practically required to happen. I happen to know a few ladies who would be willing to work the party-"

"Of course you do Stark," Steve said, shaking his head.

"What is a bachelor party?" Thor asked curiously.

"It's basically a party with a lot of liquor and half naked women dancing for you," Clint explained. "Women have parties like that too, just with half naked guys instead."

"I do not want such a party," Thor said, appalled.

"Aw, come on, don't be such a spoil sport," Tony said.

"Tony, think about it. If Thor has a party then Jane might have a party. How do you think the god of thunder will handle a bunch of male strippers around his pregnant fiancé?" Bruce asked. "He'll make the other guy look like a joke."

"Fine, no bachelor party," Tony sighed. "Ruin my fun."

"Don't listen to Tony, Thor. The most important thing is the ring," Clint said.

"What type of ring?"

"Usually a ring with some type of jewel in it. Different girls like different types," Clint replied, showing Thor a variety of wedding rings on one of the many tablets Tony left around Stark Towers. "She'll be getting you a ring too."

"I have a ring in Asgard that would suit Jane well," Thor said happily as he eyes scanned through the rings on screen.

"You'll need a suit too; we all do actually," Bruce added. "JARVIS will be taking a lot of pictures so you have to make sure you look good standing next to Jane."

"I have a suit," Tony said smugly.

"Your iron man suit doesn't count as proper wedding attire," Steve laughed. "The most important part of the actual wedding ceremony is the vows. You stand in front of Jane and everyone else and you tell her how much you love her. It has to come straight from the heart."

"I think that's all the important stuff," Tony said. "Oh and when the justice of peace says "Do you Thor take Jane to be your lawfully wedded wife?" make sure you say I do."

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