I swear i have the funniest readers, so special shout out to "Ayy, who will most DEFINITELY crash that wedding because it will be awesome!" ninjamidori who fangirls about the avengers as hard as i do and lovemondotrasho who writes nice long reviews ^_^

Anyhow here's a chapter where Tony and Thor both ship Clint and Natasha ^_^

The Wedding Day…

Thor gently brushed the hair from Jane's face, tucking the stray strands behind her ear. He resented having to leave the bed so early, wanting to stay wrapped in the warm blankets with Jane's body pressed against him, but he couldn't risk letting her wake up to discover him laying next to her. After Jane fell asleep during the movie the night before, Thor carried her back to the bedroom, intending to leave her alone that night and sleep in one of the empty spare rooms, but he couldn't resist crawling into bed with his wife-to-be, despite Pepper warning him that he isn't allowed to see Jane the day of the wedding. 'As long as Jane does not know I am here, it shall be fine,' Thor thought, tucking the blanket around Jane's body. He kissed her stomach quickly, his lips barely pressing against her before rising out of bed and heading toward the door.

Jane groaned as she reached for her alarm clock, her hand smacking the shrill sound into silence. She yawned as she stretched her muscles out, rubbing her eyes. She reached across the bed, frowning as her hand patted the empty sheets. "Thor?" she mumbled, opening her eyes slowly. The last thing she remembered was watching the Wedding Crashers with everyone in the living room. 'Must have fallen asleep on them,' she thought. 'But I thought Thor was here with me.' She rested her hand against the still warm sheets, resisting the urge to snuggle back into them and fall asleep. 'A few more minutes wouldn't hurt,' she thought, pulling Thor's pillow close to her chest; it still smelled like him.

"Jane?" Pepper called, opening the bedroom door. "Jane, get up."

"No, go away," Jane grumbled, pulling the blanket over her head. "A few more minutes Pepper."

"Sorry, we don't have time for a few more minutes today," Pepper replied, tugging the blanket off of her. "You're getting married today!"

"Isn't the bride entitled to a few more minutes of sleep?" Jane sighed, rubbing her eyes.

"The bride is not entitled to anything but a cup of coffee; in your case I guess that means a cup of orange juice. Get up, get in the shower and I'll get you some breakfast," Pepper said, walking to the door. "Everyone's gonna be here to get you ready in about an hour or so."

"Who is everyone?" Jane asked warily, getting out of bed.

"Hair stylist, makeup artist, someone to do your nails and give you a facial. Not too many people."

"Of course not," Jane mumbled as she walked to the bathroom. "A mini makeover team."

"Are you nervous, Winnie the Pooh?" Tony asked as he sipped his coffee.

"Why would I be nervous?" Thor replied, ignoring the strange name Tony called him as he flipped his omelet. It took him a few tries, but he finally managed to crack a few eggs without getting any shells in it; sometimes having phenomenal strength was a bit of a problem, but that wouldn't stop him from making breakfast for Jane. He could not see her or be with her until the wedding, but the very least he could do was ensure she had breakfast.

"It's your wedding day; most guys would be sweating, panicking, freaking out, you know that kind of thing," Tony replied with a shrug.

"I think you just described yourself on your wedding day, Stark. Thor is probably the most prepared person to walk down the aisle; he wouldn't be nervous," Clint said as he walked into the kitchen. "Hey Thor."

"Good day to you Archer," Thor replied, nodding in his direction.

"I would not freak out," Tony replied indignantly.

"What wouldn't you freak out about?" Pepper asked.

"Nothing, nothing," Tony replied quickly. "Don't worry about it."

"You know every time you tell me not to worry about something, I end up calling the press to do damage control," Pepper replied, shaking her head. "Is Jane's breakfast ready, Thor?"

"Yes, Lady Pepper," Thor answered, handing her a plate of food. "Many thanks for delivering this to Jane and aiding her in wedding preparations."

"Anytime big guy, you know I love both of you guys," she said, walking out of the kitchen. "Tony, it's your job to make sure Thor is dressed and on the roof at six, okay?"

"Of course, it's on my best man to-do list: get the groom to the altar, remember the rings, make sure the Asgardian parents get settled in, seduce the sexy red-haired wedding planner-"

"TONY!" Pepper shouted.

"Oh I can feel her blushing from here," Tony said, smirking.

"Bet you fifty bucks Tony and Pepper are the next pair to get married," Clint said to Thor.

"What of you and Lady Natasha?" Thor asked.

Clint choked on his coffee, his fist thumping against his chest. "Me and Tasha? Nah, there's nothing like that there."

"You need to get your eyes checked and your codename changed then," Tony said, turning toward the pair. "There's a lot between the two of you; the mere fact that you can call her Tasha and not get stabbed between the eyes says a lot."

"Truly the Man of Iron speaks the truth. There is much love and affection between you and her, much like Jane and I or Lady Pepper and the Man of Iron," Thor said. "If you love her, I see no reason why you should not be with her."

"Seriously, we're not gonna have this conversation," Clint replied, walking out of the kitchen with his coffee.

"I'm telling you, just marry her and have a bunch of ninja assassin babies," Tony shouted to Clint. "He'll come around to the idea, just gonna take some time."

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