A/N: Hey guys! I had nothing to write about, so I asked my younger sister what she would write about if she could write a story. I was sitting on a couch with my laptop opened to Microsoft Word so I typed this story out while we were talking. Coco is my dog (the truth is that his name is Nut, I named him before I knew the perverted meaning so when people come over I tell them his name is coco, get it? Coco+nut.

Anyways disclaimed and stuff! :)

"Hey Suri, I have a deadline to meet today." Natsumi said

"What's a deadline?" Suri asked

"Never mind it's nothing." Natsumi replied

"Is it a line you die on?" Suri asked

"No," responded Natsumi starting to get annoyed.

"Is it a place where lines die?" Suri asked

"What? No, that's not even possible! I was just going to ask you something, but I guess you're being to much of a brat." Natsumi said

"What is it? Tell me!" Suri said excitedly (Natsumi doesn't really ask her any questions).

"If you could write a story what would it be about?"Natsumi asked

"It would be about me and Coco growing up and getting married together!" Suri said dreamily.

"So would Coco be a human or would you be a dog?" Natsumi asked

"I would be a dog! Duh." Suri said, like it was common knowledge.

"What kind of dog? Terrier, Labrador, Golden retriever, poodle, Bulldog-" Natsumi was saying

"How does a poodle look like?" Suri said after rudely cutting off Natsumi.

"Like the purple dog from Clifford the big red dog." Natsumi said knowing that Suri watched the show every weekend.

"Oh…What kind of dog is Clifford?" Suri asked

"…I don't know. I think he's some mutant" Natsumi said thinking about Clifford's freakishly large size and usual coloring.

"I would want to be a Golden retriever!" Suri said, with (in Natsumi's opinion) the same smile their mother would always have on her face.

"So back to the topic of my story" Natsumi urged

"Okay and then you really annoying and me a genius." Suri said.

"I'm the smart girl in the world" Suri added

"Don't you mean the smartest girl in the world? What would you do if a guy was the smartest guy in the world and was smarter than you?" Natsumi said getting into the idea(Ignoring the part about her being annoying).

I would say: "You know what? Let's have a competition!" And I win, then I say "Haha In your face."

"Then you break a tooth and you go uaoweirtgh" Suri said

"What?" Natsumi said confusedly.

"You say aweiogtha". Suri said.

"Huh?" Natsumi said not understanding what she was getting at.

"You talk funny." Suri finally explained.

"Oh." Natsumi said

"And there's this penguin and it gives you some magic and grows your tooth really really big, like too big. And then I cut your tooth (to a normal size) and cut up the rest of the tooth and then I put it under my pillow to trick the tooth fairy. And then the tooth fairy gave me a collection of gold bars."

"That's nice…I think." Natsumi commented.

"Then I gived the whole golden bars to you." Suri said as an afterthought.

"It's gave, gived isn't a word. Stop trying to sound so nice, you aren't that awesome in real life. Remember that gold you found in the backyard? You didn't even let me touch it and it was just iron pyrite (fool's gold)!"

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"Let's go upstairs, Haruto thinks I'm going to let him type on my laptop." Natsumi said pulling Haruto off the laptop. Natsumi carried the laptop in her right arm and ran up the stairs (She had to run or Haruto would have caught up with her). When Suri tried to follow her she hits her head on the wall and starts overdramatically screaming and crying. Before Natsumi could even ask her what happened Suri started running down the stairs to blame it on her (innocent) older sister.

A/N: Yeah Suri is a little brat. When she wanted me to break a tooth in her story in this story, it was because I always tease her about being toothless(She lost her third tooth a while ago and it's very noticeable). Don't worry about her bumping the wall she didn't even need an ice pack (Mom knew I didn't do it, so I'm not in any trouble). I don't know how the iron pyrite got in our backyard. My sister has horrible grammar and mixes up her past and present tenses a lot when she speaks so I purposely included it.

:) Thanks! BTW: Do you think Clifford is a mutant dog too?