The next class was Divination. Ron and Harry grinned. This time, they wouldn't have Hermione glaring at them while they pretended to work. Professor Trelawney began her lecture after collecting their homework. Ron pulled out a parchment and began scribbling away.
Ten Things To Do when Bored in Divination
1. Play fantasy Quidditch.
2. Change tea-cups into mice so they can eat her bloody tea leaves!
3. Think about what you want to eat for lunch.
4. Sneak in something from Breakfast and eat it for lunch.
He passed the note to Harry who snickered. "Ron, mate, you wrote the same things from History of Magic!"
"What? Anytime is a good time for Fantasy Quidditch!" Ron protested. Harry shook his head and continued with the list.
5. Count how many scarves Trelawney is wearing.
6. Count how many times she predicts my death.
7. Ask really loud about what would happen during an expansion of "Uranus"
He passed the note to Ron who turned purple trying not to laugh. Ron took over writing the list.
9. Sleep.
10. Levitate a crystal ball.
He and Harry looked at the crystal ball in front of them.
"On the count of three." Harry whispered. They took their wands out. "One... two... three..." They held their wands up as the crystal ball floated off the table.
"POTTER AND WEASLEY!" Professor Trelawney shrieked. "WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
"Well, Professor," Harry said in his best misty voice. "When a crystal ball rises, it means that the seer is beyond the art of - seeing - into - the - crystal - ball." Ron burst out laughing. Harry soon followed. The crystal ball crashed onto the table and cracked into several pieces.
"I shall speak to your head of house about detention!" Professor Trelawney shrieked. "My inner eye sees nothing but laziness in both of you!"
Harry and Ron exchanged glances.
"It was still funny." Harry muttered. Ron chuckled. Even though they got detention, the look on Trelawney's face was priceless and so worth it.