That god damned vampire! I just found out that my "pilot" was censored by her! Maybe it's because she's not operating under the freedom of an M rating, (hey, her loss, not mine) or if she's just being uptight again, but she altered something I published at the last minute! When I was giving dating advice, she changed something fundamental! This is what I originally wrote:

"Have a date, enjoy yourselves, and keep doing this until you think it's time to tell her how much you want to get laid with her."

Don't deny it, readers; you know that's why people go out on dates. Of course, I know how Rachel is on this subject, and I also know that printing the phrase, "Getting Laid" is something she would consider crass, but she doesn't have the right to do that! She changed it to "snuggle with" without my permission! Fudgesicles! . . . then again, there are some interesting things she censors out that I can print. Observe.

In her third chapter, she was talking about a game series people claim Blaz Blue ripped off called Melty Blood, and its portrayal of vampires, particularly the vampire named Arcueid . . . how do you pronounce that? Of course, in her research, she found out that quite a lot of fanboys (and even a few fangirls) wanted to drill this Arcueid even if she was a vampire that existed beyond the fourth wall. You know what I sense? Jealousy. Think about it; all her fans are like, "I heart lolis!" And all of this Arcueid's fans are like, "Arc is hawt i want to bone her in the ass along with (names of other Melty Blood characters I'm too lazy to look up). (By the way, that's what she censored out; guys admitting to wanting anal with her really badly. Anal with the busty vamp, not the childish-looking blog hostess.)" Also, compare their figures. Even I must stand in awe of what this other vampire chick looks like. Just imagine it; Rachel's in her elegant bedroom, writing in a fanciful journal with a feather quill pen.

"Dearest Diary,

It would seem that I am not the most desired vampire princess in the world. I suffer competition from the main female protagonist of a visual novel turned fighting game series. Her body, it is utterly sublime. Rarely have I seen a full-figured video game heroine not look like a freak of nature, but rather, as someone truly beautiful. How could I, with my prepubescent form, ever hope to compete with such an angelic Immortal such as her? How will I ever earn Ragna's burning desire with such a crippling handicap against my favor?"

Gawd, imagine if she really did have such a journal . . . Oh wait, I'm rambling. Something else Rachel censored was when she talked about English dubbings of Japanese video games, she mentioned that there are some people who stick with the Japanese audio, because they have this attitude:

"PHUK THUH ENGLISH LANGUAAAAAAAGE!"

Kind of ironic that they're speaking in English instead of their glorious Nihongo, but I'll bet these fanboys and fangirls are jealous of me, because I, like Rachel, can also speak more than one language. Konnichiwa, bitches!

Oh, and unlike the Rabbit, I'm gonna print the T word. Twilight. Twilight The Female Reader's Wet Dream Concerning Vampires. (I guess they felt a video game vampire wasn't sexy enough for them.) I don't know much about it, but maybe Makoto does. Hey, Makoto.

"Yeah, what's up, Koko?"

What can you tell me about Twilight?

"Twilight, as in the novel/movie series?"

Yeah, that one, the one Rachel never refers to by name.

"Uh, I don't know much about it. I heard it was a trashy romance series from the early 21st century that was wildly popular, but also wildly despised. I've heard some elements about it were good, but other elements were cringe-inducing. It's not really my thing. I prefer vampires like the ones in Violent DeathSpank 4: Rize of Teh Undying."

Ooookay. Thanks for the advice, Makoto.

"No problem!"

So then, today's advice: avoid censoring whenever possible. Why? Well, I just provided examples why. Be more like me, and less like the loli in that aspect. But still don't use any epithets. Even I know better than to use such harmful words. (You wouldn't ba-liiiiieve the things Beastkin will say about humans behind their backs.)

But now, it's time, yet again, for Kokonoe Responds Omake! (YAAAAAAAAY!)

This time, the response comes from my own channel this time! Awesome!

"Wow. Kokonoe is underappriciated on , even though she`s less stuck-up and much less annoying than Rachel. o.o"

I can't say everyone likes my approach; some don't like my blunt way of saying things, but your opinion is valid too, if only because reading that should drive the Rabbit mad with envy. Also, I know "FFdotnet" is the website that hosts our blogs in your time, but we still don't know what it stands for. Makoto thinks it's "Final Fantasy Dot Net", but I highly doubt it.

"Anyways:

My question would be as follows: If you can rebuild half-dead Murakumos from scratch and turn them into weapons of mass destruction, why don´t you just build more of those and keep Tager, who can´t even enter a building without tearing open the doorframe, at home?"

That is actually a very good question. Your comment about Tager tearing down doorframes by merely walking through them is all too true. (Seriously, you know how long it took to rebuild my current lab just to incorporate someone his sizeǃ? I'm still paying off the debts!) Now, as for your ideas about the Murakumo units, you must remember that there is only a small number of Murakumo androids out there. I can't capture the ones I don't already have and form an army capable of bringing the NOL to its knees. (Oh, but such a thought makes me salivate . . . ) Also, in case you forgot, some of the Murakumo units have . . . issues. Remember Nu-13? Do you know what problems that would cause if I tried using her?

"Oh em gee! It's Ragna-kun! He is so kawaii! Like, I want to give him huggles, matie! Kokonoe-chan, permission to totally glomp my Rogs like there was no tomorrow?"

And that's just Nu. Imagine if I tried using Mu-12. You remember her, right?

"EEEEEEEE! Kokonoe, why is my butt exposedǃ? I can't carry out your mission in the nude! That would be soooooo embarrassing! (cries)"

And that's why I put up with Tager; because I know he won't start acting like a crazed Ragna otaku valley girl pirate moeblob with an inferiority complex. Now, as for the rest of your submission?

"Also unlimited Hazama is bullshit. How the hell am i supposed to get past his poisonous Aura and instant-distortion drives? Other than turning down the difficulty that is." (Darkest Vampire)

You already answered your own question, just turn down the difficulty level. For once, I gotta agree with Rachel. No one's gonna ridicule you if you beat the game on the easy mode. Unless of course, you upload a Let's Play of you beating the game on easy mode, in which case, your fault, not mine. As for Unlimited Hazama, I can't help you much since I don't speak Fighting Game Otaku. I'll just say don't get close to him unless if you intend to attack him. His field deactivates whenever he takes damage, so zoom in, hit him a little bit, then fall back. Long-range attacks are great, too. As for his Distortion Drives? Uhhh . . . you're on your own on that one. Just turn down the difficulty, that should be enough.

Well, that was certainly amusing to write up. (Watch now as a bunch of people try to ask Makoto something . . .)