Okay, I got not one, but two responses I wanna do. Unfortunately, I'm obliged to help you out with your pathetic excuses for lives before I do that. Fortunately, the contract never said my life advice had to be long and detailed.

In which case, today's life advice? Never touch anything that is on fire. You will live a lot longer by doing so.

Okay, now that that's out of the way, I can do my response omake! Awesome! I got two responses, a short one and a long one. Let's do the short one first.

"Dear Prof Kokonoe

Guess what I have. The Spectacles of Eros. Remember these?"

Yes, I do. I remember it quite painfully, considering that the Spectacles of Eros are not canon. And remember what I said I had in common with the Rabbit? Yeah.

"Any way ther is a point to me having these. Who would you put these on and why?

Signed

TriOblivion"

Oh?~ So what if I did have such a thing in real life? Oh ho ho ho . . . this is quite devious, quite devious indeed! Imagine if I had something that could do that . . . why I would first use it on Tager, since he is a test subject of mine.

"OH, TAGER! MAKE LOVE TO US! SHOW US THE SCIENCE BEHIND HOT PASSION!"

Of course, how I picture the Spectacles of Eros, it doesn't just make the opposite sex fall in love with you; it also makes you climax should you be in the presence of the one wearing them for too long. Eh heh heh heh, I tell you, if it weren't for content restrictions, I should be writing the joke endings! Now, I should say a certain Snake man should wear these, but he'd probably actually crave the attention of women . . . waaaaiiiit, I know the perfect subject! Bang! Yeah, he's not used to being adored by women! And considering he's a one-woman man, imagine how that might turn out!

"Now now ladies! I know you all can't get enough of my chiseled physique, but if you truly care for me, you will support my decision to court Miss Litchi, and only Miss Litchi!"

"Oh, I would loooove to be all yours, Bang!"

"M-M-M-M-Miss Litchiǃ?"

Actually no, I change my mind. How about Jin?

"Take your filthy hands off me already, you wretched wench! Hey, stop touching me there, damn you! I will have you arrested for sexually harassing an officer of the NOL if you don't stop molesting my sword handle RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"

Oh man, this is too much fun! Hey wait, there's a post-script to the message.

"P. S. Makoto is hotter than you"

That is impossible. Makoto is a mammalian beastkin like myself. Mammals tend to have a constant internal temperature. As such, our internal body temperature is usually 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, or 37 degrees Celsius. Therefore, not only is your claim factually and scientifically incorrect, you have also made an idiot of yourself in front of me and my loyal readers by doing this.

I kid, I kid, of course. I know what you really mean by saying that. I realize that Makoto is closer to the societal norm for sexual attractiveness than I am, so your opinion makes perfect sense. But keep in mind, I do have my fans.

And now the longer response, from a previous responder no less!

"Professor,

Its always been confuseing to me as to how Beastkin are created, no, not like how babies are made, i mean how half-human half-animal crossbreeds can exist. Godlike cats and humans are apperantly possible (Not to mention any names), but how in the world would a squirriel and a human mate, for instance? I`m no biologist but i think a squirriels reproductive organs are smaller than a human fingernail. Maybe some seithr influenced?"

I can tell you right now that beastkin didn't come about because of bestiality. There's a reason why such . . . relations are so looked down upon. Why do you suppose it's called the human reproductive system? BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE IT ON HUMANS, NOT SQUIRRELS, GOD DAMN IT!

I'm getting sidetracked. I can't tell you the real reason why beastkin came about, because of that whole future spoiler clause, but I'm gonna give you my own theory. The seithr caused the non-human animals to evolve the bodies and intellects of humans. There, that wasn't so hard of an explanation, now was it? Now, is that a good thing, or a bad thing? Well, that's for you to decide. Just know that if feline beastkin had not come about, I wouldn't be here right note. Anyways, moving on.

"And on that note, Makoto has been drawn towards humans (And Tager, which i find.. interesting), but do you actually yearn for other beastkin or humanlikes, or do you prefer full humans as partners?

(I´ve been thinking long how to make this not sound like a cheap attempt of flirting, so.. give me some credit.)"

How is that flirting? You think if I say I like full-blooded humans, you're gonna think, "Oh man! She's available! And I'm her type! How's my hairǃ?" I don't quite follow what you're trying to say.

As for my tastes, that's personal. As in something no one needs to know. As for Makoto? Well, she's very open-minded. It's best just to keep it at that.

"Oh and by the way, its not Final Fanatsy dot net, but Ferocious Felines dot net. Its hosted by Kakaclan dot org. (DarkestVampire)"

Goddamn Kakas! Do you realize what this meansǃ? Not only have they deceived me, they've been deceiving Rachel also! Longer than me, even! I should've never underestimated their intelligence . . . I won't forgive you, old timer.

But then again, I should check all the servers again, just to be sure . . . oh wait, I can't do that from my time period! God damn weirdass rules for writing this blog! Well, in the meantime, I'm going to investigate the Kaka clan, and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.