Dear Fanfiction

by snazzyflower

Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.

2. Forever Alone, Nico

Dear Fanfiction,

Why must I only have three options?

Why must it always be Thalia, Rachel or some random OC or Mary-Sue of yours that I magically fall in love with?

Okay. Let me explain to you three things:
One: Thalico will never happen. The word Huntress ring a bell?

Two: ORACLE. That means no dating.

Three: I'm not going to date and OC or Mary-Sue just because you made them up. I don't care how long it took you to come up with these characters.

Also, I never took an interest in any of these characters! Just because they're single means I belong with them? I feel so original.

Forever Alone (if that's what it takes), Nico.