Dear Fanfiction

by snazzyflower

Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.

7. Officially Offended, Thalia

Dear Fanfiction,

I'm a hunter, scumbags.
That means absolutely NO DATING.

But that doesn't mean I'm someone you can just pass of to the people who don't have love lives.

I mean, come on!

I'm only ever paired up with Nico, Leo and Apollo, with the occasional Luke thrown in there.

People only like me and Nico because we're both 'goth' or 'emo' (oh please. Green Day is just pop mixed with eyeliner. Nico I can understand. But me?).

I'm only ever with Leo because Leo's got no one else.

Apollo likes to go after girls that are specifically off limits- that does not mean he will go after Lady Artemis, mind you.

Really? We grow up as basically siblings, then he becomes Kronos, and you're gonna try and pair me up with him?

You people are pathetic.

You don't realize how insulting all four of these pairings are. You try being paired up with just the random leftovers!

Officially offended, Thalia.

A/N: I am having way to much fun with this. Seven updates in one night; that's gotta be record. I know it's one for me!
This is to fun. And I already have like, seven reviews! Thank you!
Well, it's 1:50 a.m.. I've been writing these since 12:50. They don't take that long to write, actually.

Anyway, I'm goin to bed. Peace!