Dear Fanfiction,

I am a Lord of the Wild.

Shouldn't you know my name by now?

My full name, at least.

Come on! I have a last name, people! It's not Tree, or Grass, or Sun.
It's Underwood!
My name is Grover Underwood!
I'm not like Reyna. I have a last name.

Last name forgotten, Grover.