Dear Fanfiction,

Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm anorexic!

Or bulimic.

Or crazy.

I'm a perfectly normal Aphrodite girl; skinny, pretty, and likes to gossip.

We Aphrodite girls don't like to be called anorexic.

It's very insulting.

By the way, I'm dead, if you didn't get the memo.

Also, I'm not blond. I'm a brunette, people!
Brunette, normal and dead, Silena.