Dear Fanfiction,
Though we may enjoy fashion, does that mean we're obsessed with it?
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Okay, maybe we are, but that doesn't give you the right to say so!
Besides, we give fashion tips for free. We're so generous!
Also, we're not shallow. Why does everyone think that we're horrible and mean and pathetic?
Okay, so Drew maybe horrible and mean.
But pathetic?
We're not useless, you know.
Without us, most of you couples out there would not be together!
Your outfits would suck, too.
Another thing; our cabin saved your lives.
Silena and the Drakon, anyone?
She sacrificed herself for your people.
Remember that next time you decide to write about us as just a cabin of bullies.
That's Ares's cabin.
Useful and not pathetic, the Aphrodite Cabin.
A/N: Yeah, I know Percy had a Pillow Pet in the SoN. I know Octavian murdered it. But would he ever admit it (though he probably did)?
BlackSCrazy: Yes, Jason's secret teddy bear DID come from your story. :D Thanks for letting me use it!
Idea from BlackSCrazy