Dear Fanfiction

by snazzyflower

Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.

22. Happily Single, Artemis

Dear Fanfiction,

Peratremis?
Really?

No.

Just... no.

Percy and I will never, ever, be a couple.

Here are three perfect reasons why:

Number one, I'm a maiden goddess.

Two, Percy is happily dating Annabeth Chase.

Three, Percy and I are not on the greatest terms. In fact, I'm not on good terms with any man, even my father.

Happily single, Artemis.

P.S. 'Perlia' will never happen, either. Honestly, my second in command, Thalia Grace. Can you imagine her and Percy together? They tried to kill each other, for Pete's sake!