Dear Fanfiction,

Eww.

Please. Please please please! Please don't post anymore stories about *shiver* me and... Nico.

Or Percy.

*shudder*

I'm dating Piper and I may have something going on with Reyna (I guess?).

Do you really think I'm gay?

Please stop posting these stories.
They scare me.

Scarred for life, Jason.

A/N: If you ship any of these couples, I'm not insulting you. I'm just writing as Jason would see it (in my opinion).

Also, I have nothing against gays.