Dear Fanfiction

by snazzyflower

Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.

24. Not Interested, Apollo

Dear Fanfiction,

Did you know Artemis was my sis?

Yeah. My sister. My twin, in fact.

You know what that means?

Artemis and I will never be a couple.

Please, people, be realistic.
I'm hot and all, but my sister (acts like she) hates me.

Why would we get together?

Sure, most gods and goddess get together, but they're not really related.

But Artemis and I?

We're actual twins, remember.

That means don't go around posting stories about me and my sister.

It's just wrong.

Not at all interested, Apollo.