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By:snazzyflower Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: Aug 11, 2012 - Published: Jul 21, 2012 - id: 8342630
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< Prev 1. In Control of Her Powers, Piper 2. Forever Alone, Nico 3. The Only Son of Poseidon, Percy 4. A Non Obsessive Power User, Jason 5. Smart and Responsible, Annabeth 6. Riding Solo, Leo 7. Officially Offended, Thalia 8. Wishing For Better Grammar, Athena 9. Never Coming Back, Chaos 10. Completely Over Percy, Rachel 11. Last Name Forgotten, Grover 12. Hard As A Rock, Dionysus 13. Brunette, Normal And Dead, Silena 14. Forever Dead, Anyone Who Has Died 15. The Stuffed Animal Murderer, Octavian 16. Not Pathetic, The Aphrodite Cabin 17. More Than Two Tee's, Greeks and Romans 18. Have Last Names, Reyna and Juniper 19. Not Infatuated, Reyna and Piper 20. No Weather Disasters, The Campers 21. Just A Boy, Percy 22. Happily Single, Artemis 23. Scarred For Life, Jason 24. Not Interested, Apollo 25. Dating Percy, Annabeth 26. Never To Be Beaten Again, Ares 27. Not Gardener or Gardiner, Katie 28. Facing A Woman's Anger For You, Poseidon 29. Not In Love With Katie, Travis 30. No Internet Or Minutes, The Demigods 31. Brunettes and Red Heads, Cabin 6 32. No Silver Eyes Found, The Hunters 33. Never Stoned, Nico 34. NOT Sue's, OC's 35. Change Her Shirt Design, Thalia Next >
Dear Fanfiction,
That Jackson punk beat me once.
So what?
That doesn't mean I'm going to become weak and let everyone step on me like a door mat.
No one else will ever beat me. I'm the God of War, for Zeus's sake!
Why can't you people get that through your pathetic little minds?
Very, very lucky.
…
It was one time!
Never to be beaten again, Ares.
P.S. What is with with mortal thinking anyone with the name Perseus can defeat me? He did in Wrath of the Titans, too!
< Prev 1. In Control of Her Powers, Piper 2. Forever Alone, Nico 3. The Only Son of Poseidon, Percy 4. A Non Obsessive Power User, Jason 5. Smart and Responsible, Annabeth 6. Riding Solo, Leo 7. Officially Offended, Thalia 8. Wishing For Better Grammar, Athena 9. Never Coming Back, Chaos 10. Completely Over Percy, Rachel 11. Last Name Forgotten, Grover 12. Hard As A Rock, Dionysus 13. Brunette, Normal And Dead, Silena 14. Forever Dead, Anyone Who Has Died 15. The Stuffed Animal Murderer, Octavian 16. Not Pathetic, The Aphrodite Cabin 17. More Than Two Tee's, Greeks and Romans 18. Have Last Names, Reyna and Juniper 19. Not Infatuated, Reyna and Piper 20. No Weather Disasters, The Campers 21. Just A Boy, Percy 22. Happily Single, Artemis 23. Scarred For Life, Jason 24. Not Interested, Apollo 25. Dating Percy, Annabeth 26. Never To Be Beaten Again, Ares 27. Not Gardener or Gardiner, Katie 28. Facing A Woman's Anger For You, Poseidon 29. Not In Love With Katie, Travis 30. No Internet Or Minutes, The Demigods 31. Brunettes and Red Heads, Cabin 6 32. No Silver Eyes Found, The Hunters 33. Never Stoned, Nico 34. NOT Sue's, OC's 35. Change Her Shirt Design, Thalia Next >
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