Kurt was asleep in his bed when his phone started to ring. He jumped a little in surprise from hearing something so loud in a quiet room. Kurt lazily leaned over in his bed and felt Blaine's arms around him tighten. He reached his phone after a few failed attempts swatting at the bedside table, finally picking it up. Kurt cracked his eyes opened and pressed the green phone on the screen, answering the call lazily.
"Hello?" Kurt mumbled quietly with his head leaning heavily on his pillow, his voice cracked as it was thick with sleep.
"Kurt!" Brittney squealed over the phone. Kurt pulled the phone away from his ear and a prominent frown appeared on his face. He glanced over at his bedside clock. It was7:00am.
"Hey Britt" Kurt whispered into phone, rubbing his eyes slowly trying to become more awake. He tried to sit up a little but was forcefully remained in his spot. Blaine had a tiny smile on his face as he clutched his arms around Kurt like his life depended on it.
"Kurt why didn't you tell me?" Brittney squealed again in her high pitched voice. It was too early in the morning to use such a loud high pitched voice. Brittney obviously hadn't realised that Kurt had just woken up.
"What didn't I tell you?" Kurt asked confused. He rolled over and looked at a sleepy Blaine, he looked so cute, and his hair had escaped the gel coating, a smile playing cheekily on his lips. He nuzzled his head further into the pillow and his breathing became deeper.
"That Blaine is famous! Can you please get me his signature, please, please, please? How come you never told me? You use to tell me everything, and make me cookies. Can I speak to Blaine? I have never spoken to a celebrity before!" she exclaimed. Kurt was confused, he softly nudged Blaine's shoulder, Blaine mumbled incoherently into Kurt's pillow.
"Honey, can you hang on a second?" Kurt asked.
"Sure! I am going to ask lord Tubbington if he wants Blaine's autograph as well" she squealed again. Even though Kurt had been up for a little while now, his ears still didn't appreciate that noise. Kurt nudged Blaine again a little more firmly than before.
"Go 'way Wes" Blaine said tiredly as he struggled to open his eyes. Kurt laughed a little at the petulant tone. It was kind of endearing.
"It's not Wes" Kurt said as he brushed the curls away from Blaine's forehead. Blaine opened his eyes slowly and a small smile appeared on his face.
"Oh, good morning" Blaine said sheepishly and a little embarrassed. Blaine pulled Kurt towards him so that their noses were almost touching. Kurt laughed and almost forgot his question. Kurt's other hand was still holding onto his phone while his other hand languidly played with Blaine's hair.
"Are you famous?" Kurt asked quizzically as he looked deeply into Blaine's gorgeous eyes. Blaine's forehead scrunched up a little at the question. He seemed to process it before answering.
"I don't think I am. Should I be?" Blaine asked as he looked back into Kurt's eyes, as if they would unlock the answer. Kurt smiled, he put the phone back against his ear again and waited for Brittney.
"Britt you still there?" Kurt asked when he heard silence.
"Yes I am here, oh my god this is so exciting" Brittney squealed again. Kurt was still dazed. Blaine had his head resting on Kurt's chest, listening to the steady rhythm of Kurt's heartbeat; he looked up at Kurt in confusion.
"Hey Britt can you tell me why you think Blaine is famous" Kurt said slowly. That sort of explained it. Blaine knew Brittney was a sweet girl but she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Blaine still looked up at Kurt with an arched eyebrow.
"Of course I can silly. I was at Artie's house last night and we were watching a movie, he decided that we should watch 'The lord of the rings'" Kurt smiled; he knew where this was going.
"And then this short guy, with dark brown curly hair came on the screen, he was so cute! How did you not tell me that Blaine is Frodo in the lord of the rings!" she screamed into the phone. Kurt pulled his phone away from his ear again and waited for her to calm down. Kurt fought very hard to keep a straight face in front of Blaine. Blaine looked up at him again and mouthed a 'what?'
"Hey Britt, Blaine is here, did you want to talk to him? I know you are sort of his biggest fan now" Kurt asked with a sly smile on his lips. Blaine looked up at him once again with his forehead scrunched up in confusion. 'biggest fan'? Kurt took Brittney's scream as a yes and handed Blaine the phone.
"Um hi Brittney" Blaine said awkwardly as he came to a seated position on Kurt's bed and lent against the wall. Kurt rested his head on Blaine's knee and traced little shapes on the blanket that covered his knee. It was very distracting Blaine quickly found out.
"Oh my god! Blaine why didn't you tell me you were an actor?" Brittney asked slightly disappointed, but perked right back up again. Blaine put his palm against his eye and slowly started to shake his head; Kurt smiled enormously and looked up at Blaine.
"I'm sorry?" Blaine asked. Kurt's smiled turned into a full blown grin. Kurt tried very hard not to laugh but his poker face was soon going to break.
"Blaine don't be shy! You were amazing when you played Frodo in the lord of the rings!" Blaine frowned and Kurt started to laugh but tried to hide it with a cough.
"Brittney, I'm sorry to say but that wasn't me" Blaine said slowly. Kurt laughed and clutched at his sides. He was now lying on his back and looked at Blaine out of the corner of his eye.
"Blaine I think I would know I if was you or not" Brittney said assured of herself. Blaine pinched the bridge of his nose and slowly shook his head. Kurt continued to laugh at Blaine. Blaine lingered his fingers on Kurt's hair then traced down to the pillow that Kurt was using. He snatched it away and swatted Kurt with it. Kurt grabbed the pillow and hit Blaine back. Blaine held out a hand trying to grab the pillow off Kurt. Blaine replied to Brittney.
"Brittney I'm sorry to disappoint you but I am not an actor and I certainly wasn't in the lord of the rings" Blaine said emphasising every word. Kurt started to laugh again; Blaine pulled the pillow out of Kurt's hands and Kurt sort of fell on him. Blaine put the pillow above his head, trying to keep it out of Kurt's grasp. Kurt slowly traced his finger up Blaine's arm in an attempt to get the pillow but gave up half way and found that he was more interested in kissing Blaine. Blaine was getting distracted and had to focus very hard on what Brittney was saying. Kurt's lips had made it to Blaine's neck and Kurt was slowly kissing Blaine's jaw line.
"It's ok Blaine, I'll keep your secret" Brittney said sweetly. Kurt was being very distracting; Blaine had to end this call very quickly.
"Um, thank you Brittney" Blaine said as Kurt kissed his collarbone. Kurt was tracing his finger slowly down Blaine's torso. Blaine made an awkward swallowing noise and Kurt started to laugh against Blaine's neck.
"Brittney, I have to go" Blaine said and hung up the phone. Blaine pulled the phone away from his ear and composed himself before he looked down at Kurt.
"And may I ask what you are doing?" Blaine said as he cupped Kurt's chin and made him look at him.
"Being a distraction" Kurt said nonchalantly. He leant up and softly pecked Blaine on the lips.
"I can tell" Blaine laughed and pulled Kurt towards him. Kurt laughed against Blaine's lips. Kurt moved down Blaine's neck. Kurt was too busy kissing Blaine's neck that he didn't notice his phone was ringing again. Blaine answered it. "Hello" Blaine said slightly breathless and regretted it instantly.
"Blaine? Why are you answering Kurt's phone? Is everything ok?" Burt said from the other end of the phone. It was only 7:30am; he had to think of an excuse quick to get out of this.
"Oh hello Mr. Hummel" Blaine said loudly and watched as Kurt froze instantly. Kurt sort of resembled a deer in the headlights. He quickly scooted away from Blaine.
"Oh Kurt was having trouble trying to figure out what way to style his hair today. He called me and asked for me to help. He is in his bathroom now and he asked me to answer his phone for him" Blaine said and received a glare from Kurt.
"I'll just get him for you" Blaine said and held the phone against his chest.
"What?" Blaine asked as he took in Kurt's expression.
"I have never had a problem with styling my hair" Kurt said as he snatched the phone out of Blaine's hand. Blaine smiled and poked his tongue at Kurt like a 5 year old.
"Hi dad" Kurt said as he walked to his bathroom. He closed the door behind him and looked in the mirror and frowned. Blaine was right. He was going to have trouble styling his hair today. His hair was all over the place; Kurt combed it while he listened to his father.
"So have you got anything packed yet? Finn and I will be there tomorrow to start taking your things" Kurt dropped his brush; tomorrow? He only had until tomorrow. He slowly composed himself and replied.
"I started with a few boxes on Tuesday, but I haven't packed anything since" Kurt said quietly. The reality was starting to hit him. Hard. He had one day of school left and then Saturday left at Dalton. He wanted to go back to McKinley but hadn't really thought that it was going to be happening so soon. He knew it was going to be really hard going back after having such an awesome morning.
"Is everything ok?" Burt asked in concern. Kurt took a deep breath before he answered.
"Yeah I'm ok. I just forgot that I was leaving so soon" Kurt said trying to hold back a tear.
"It will be ok kiddo. I know how hard it will be for you to adjust back but you will be fine" Burt said. Kurt could feel the pat on his back that his father would have offered him.
"Ok, if you haven't got all your stuff packed we will be there on Friday to help. I better let you go, Blaine said you were having hair problems and I know how you get when it doesn't look like you want it to" Burt said.
"Dad!" Kurt retorted.
"Sorry kiddo but it is true, you get moody. Like you are now. Anyway I'm running late. Have a good day" Burt said and hung up.
Kurt looked in the mirror and attempted to fix his hair. Kurt was in the bathroom for about 40 minutes and forgot that Blaine was in the other room. With one final spray of hairspray he left the bathroom and entered his empty bedroom. He was confused. Blaine was there before, were did he go? Kurt went to his closet and put on his shirt, tie, pants and freshly polished shoes. Kurt looked over at his clock. It was 8:29am. Kurt put on his custom blazer which was hanging on the handle of the closet. He read over the messages again and noticed a small message on the bottom right corner.
"Courage, love Blaine"
Kurt stared at it. Blaine, a man of many words, wrote something so simple, so effortless but it left Kurt feeling so... there was no emotion to describe the feeling Kurt was overcome with. Kurt was smiling like a big love struck idiot that he jumped when he heard a knock at his door. Kurt slipped his blazer on an answered the door. He pulled the door open and was greeted by an extended hand a holding a piping hot cup of coffee.
"One Grande non-fat mocha" Blaine said, proud of himself. Blaine smiled when he took in Kurt's appearance, knowing that Kurt must have read his message because of the huge smile on his face. Kurt took the cup out of Blaine's hand. Blaine had somehow managed to look showered and shaven and even to gel his hair in a short amount of time, and to get coffee as well.
"How the hell did you do that" Kurt asked. Kurt grabbed the cup of coffee and slid his hand into Blaine's.
"Do what?" Blaine asked as he looked over at Kurt, they walked down the corridor.'
"Manage to look so good and take little time to do it in?" Kurt said slightly louder then he intended. Blaine looked at him and smiled.
"Oh you think I'm good looking" Blaine teased. Kurt just rolled his eyes.
"I wouldn't date you if you weren't good looking" Kurt said sarcastically.
"Really?" Blaine asked incredulously.
"No I'm not that shallow. You're lucky you're cute. You're not that bright" Kurt teased and squeezed Blaine's hand.
They walked past the senior commons and Kurt stopped dead in his tracks and looked at the sign on the door. Kurt walked over to the sign, slightly pulling Blaine with him. He looked at the sign and smiled.
LOST!
One wooden gavel! If you have a soul and are a decent human being you will do the right thing and return it to Wesley. This is a very important item. If you have any information of its whereabouts please tell me, Wesley immediately.
Oh this is too perfect.
Kurt dug into his pocket and called Jeff. Blaine and Kurt kept walking down the corridor. Blaine was confused at Kurt's actions but didn't say anything.
The phone picked up after 3 rings.
"Hummel what's up" Jeff answered.
"Have you been near the senior commons this morning?" Kurt asked quickly.
"No I haven't why do you ask?" Jeff asked.
"When you do you'll know exactly why I called" Kurt said and hung up his phone, putting it back in his pocket. Kurt and Blaine's hands slightly swaying as they walked. Kurt looked at Blaine in a sideways glance and tried to keep his composure.
"So Wes must be really upset at the loss of his gavel" Blaine groaned, it was too perfect. Finally Kurt had something over Wes.
"He has talked about it non-stop, so I was glad that I had the chance to get out of the room last night and this morning" Blaine said with a slightly coy smile. Kurt wrapped his hands around Blaine's waist and looked into his golden eyes.
"Me too" Kurt whispered.
"Right Hummel, time to die!" Kurt heard from down the corridor. Blaine and Kurt slowly turned and were faced with Wes running psychotically down the corridor.
"Gotta go" Kurt said and kissed Blaine quickly before running off down the next corridor. Wes whirled passed Blaine laughing madly, before following in Kurt's direction.
"Hummel get back here!" Wes shouted. Kurt turned and saw that he was stopped by a passing teacher and was now being yelled at for running inside. Kurt took his chance and quickly made his getaway. He slipped through the classroom door and sat down in the back row. He pulled out his book and saw Jeff walk into the classroom. Jeff was grinning from ear to ear. Kurt knew he had seen the sign. Jeff had a spring in his step as he walked over to Kurt and sat on the chair next to him.
"Saw the sign?" Kurt asked, Kurt started to smile as well and couldn't hold his composure any longer. The door flew open and then slammed shut. Wes stood there and glared at Kurt. Kurt continued to smile; Jeff looked over at him in confusion. Blaine walked in the door behind Wes and they walked over to the 2 desks in front of Kurt and Jeff. Jeff was looking at Kurt and wondered if he found out that Kurt had his gavel.
"Morning Wes, you are looking very dapper this morning" Kurt said and continued to smile at Wes, Wes turned in the seat and glared at Kurt. Kurt crossed his arms over his chest and smiled triumphantly.
"Can it Hummel. Do you know how long Mr. Hensley talked to me for? An hour and a half. And let me tell you he didn't spare any details. He brought his laptop with him and showed me different sites that he thought might help me understand better. The pictures were graphic" Wes shuddered and threw his hands in the air. Kurt lent back in his chair and laughed, he clutched at his sides and tried to look at Wes but it only made him laugh more.
"Wait I'm still confused what happened?" Jeff said as he scratched his head. Wes looked at him pointedly and explained.
"Hummel here told Mr. Hensley that I didn't know the first thing about sex or sex education. So he got Mr. Hensley to talk to me about every little thing. Sparing no detail!" Wes shouted. A smile crept on Jeff's face and now understood why Kurt and Blaine found it so funny.
"An hour and a half! If I wasn't so polite I would have personally thrown him out of my room. You are so lucky I didn't come and ruin your night like mine was so terribly ruined! I hope you had fun, it was probably safe fun. Did you read all your leaflets? You would be an expert at safe sex now wouldn't you?" Wes turned and looked at Blaine. "Is he?" Wes asked Blaine. Wes actually seemed really interested in the answer. Kurt rolled his eyes; he didn't even get that embarrassed like he thought he would.
"Wes we are not talking about my level of expertise in bed, ok?" Kurt said and saw Blaine mouth a small 'thank you'. Wes wiped his blazer and looked over at Kurt and smiled widely.
"Well I am excellent" Wes exclaimed.
"Did your hand tell you that" Jeff asked with a smirk. Wes made a disgruntled noise, and looked over at Jeff with an exasperated look.
"We are not all desperate like you Jeff, some of us have girlfriends... boyfriends, for that kind of thing" Wes said as he looked between Kurt and Blaine. "Blaine tell me something. How is Kurt in bed?" Wes asked very interestedly. Kurt was now starting to get embarrassed as more people were walking through the door. Blaine just shook his head slowly.
"For a straight guy, you are very interested in gay sex. Why is that?" Blaine asked with a smile.
"If you must know Blaine, Kurt is very dainty in his actions, he seems to glide instead of walk and he has really soft skin" Wes said and tried to touch Kurt's face. Kurt slapped his hand away and Wes continued to talk "and I was wondering if when he is in the sack if he turns into some kind of wild animal" Wes said and a huge grin spread on his face when he saw Kurt's redenning face. Jeff laughed as he poked Kurt's face, his finger leaving a white mark on Kurt's now tomato coloured face. Kurt glared over at Blaine and Blaine grinned.
"Thank you for defending me" Kurt said sarcastically. The 3 other boys burst into laughter. Their French teacher walked in the room and ordered them to be silent.
"Just letting you know I hate you all" Kurt said as he started to copy down the notes on the board. The other boys laughed quietly at Kurt's remark and started to copy the notes.
The day proceeded slowly, Kurt tried to enjoy every moment of it but it hard was hard to do when Wes kept asking him sexual questions. Blaine thought it was hilarious, until Wes starting making fun of him.
"Come on Blaine, you are like a midget, so you are like the perfect height for blow jobs. That is probably why Kurt likes you" Wes said as they walked into the warbler's practice room. Blaine was starting to blush at the comments.
"Wes, how does your girlfriend put up with you?" Kurt asked with an arched eyebrow. They were sitting on the leather couches and were waiting for the rest of the warblers to arrive.
"Very easily" Wes said very assured of himself.
"Yea she probably doesn't know the real you though" Kurt muttered.
"So Kurt is that why you are dating Blaine?" Wes asked as he sat higher in his chair.
"Because I know the real Blaine?" Kurt asked despondently.
"No because he is the perfect height?" Wes said and wiggled his eyebrows. Kurt just rolled his eyes. He held Blaine's hand and slightly lent against him.
"If you must know, that is not why I am dating Blaine" Kurt said and squeezed Blaine's hand. Blaine let go of Kurt's hand, he put his arm around Kurt's shoulder and pulled Kurt against him. Kurt rested his head on Blaine's broad shoulder and started to play with fingers and looked at Wes.
"So why then? He doesn't have much going for him. His hair is sporadic and is covered with this weird stuff, he makes weird faces when he sings, he doesn't wear anything besides his uniform and he always act like some polite little alien" Wes said trying to figure out why Kurt couldn't see this. Blaine huffed and tightened his arm around Kurt.
"I like his hair, even though it looks much better when it is curly, the faces he makes when he sings is from expressing passion in his voice, and since when is being polite a bad thing?" Kurt defended. Wes rolled his eyes and shook his head at Kurt.
"There is nothing wrong with being polite, but Blaine is over the top. Blaine doesn't really have anything going for him, he looks like Frodo from lord of the ring, which isn't sexy" Wes said. Kurt burst into a hysterically laugh, Blaine nudged him in the ribs. Kurt turned his head and looked at Blaine, Kurt was still smiling.
"Looks like Brittney isn't the only one who has noticed, Frodo" Kurt said smiling widely, he turned back and looked at Wes. Kurt felt Blaine lean over to his ear.
"Don't ever call me Frodo" Blaine said seriously. Kurt snorted a little and watched as a few warblers had arrived and were sitting on the surrounding couches having their own conversations.
"Wes if you can believe it Blaine does have quite a lot going for him" Kurt said defensively. Wes raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
"Yea sure name 5" Wes challenged. Kurt rolled his eyes, he felt Blaine look at him, seeing if he could actually name 5 things.
"Easy" Kurt said and started to count them off on his hand. "1. Blaine is sweet and caring unlike you. 2. He is incredibly gifted singer. 3. He is smart and extremely funny. 4. He has managed to put up with you as a roommate for 2 years without killing you which is an effort in itself. And 5. He is a really great kisser" Kurt said and smiled up at Blaine who kissed Kurt sweetly on the lips. Wes snorted; Kurt and Blaine tore their eyes off each other and looked at him.
"You call that great kissing, that was pathetic" Wes said and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Wes, we wouldn't want to make you horny by watching us make out" Blaine said and rested his chin on Kurt's shoulder. Kurt nodded in agreement as Blaine said it.
"Whatever you reckon" Wes said as he stood up and walked over to the council's desk. Jeff sat next to Kurt and smiled. Kurt mouthed a 'what'. Jeff just nodded his head in the direction of Wes. He looked over to find Wes trying to figure out a way to silence the warblers without his gavel. Kurt bit his lip, holding back the laughter. Wes tried a clap but it failed, he tried using a book like the gavel but that also didn't work. He resorted to a whistle to get everyone's attention. Jeff leant back into the couch and pouted as he crossed his arms against his chest. Kurt tried to sit up a bit more but Blaine tightened his grasp around Kurt.
"My Kurt" Blaine whispered into Kurt's ear before looking back at Wes. Kurt smiled to himself. It was incredibly sweet and Blaine definitely wasn't making leaving any easier.
Kurt lent further back against Blaine and didn't really take in what Wes was saying. Kurt was too distracted by the scent of Blaine's cologne, Kurt didn't know how to describe it but it smelt amazing, Kurt had his hand resting on Blaine's knee. Kurt was bored of all the warblers focusing intently on Wes, including Blaine. Kurt slowly glided his hand up Blaine's leg. His hand stopped on Blaine's upper thigh and squeezed his thigh, he heard Blaine's breathing hitch. Kurt chuckled slightly, retracting his hand and coughing to cover up the laugh. Some of the warbler's turned and asked Kurt if he was alright.
"Kurt maybe you should drink some lemon, honey and hot water if your cough gets any worse" Wes offered. Kurt offered a thank you before Wes continued to talk. Kurt smiled widely and Blaine leant over and whispered in Kurt's ear.
"What are you doing" Blaine asked quickly scanning the room to see if anyone was listening. Kurt turned and smiled.
"Being a distraction" Kurt said using the same line as this morning. Kurt winked and turned back to look at Wes.
"Ok everyone, break into groups and practice" Wes said and stood up. Kurt looked up at Blaine and smiled hoping Blaine knew what was going on. Blaine shook his head. Kurt looked over at Jeff who was still sitting next to him.
"So Jeff... what do we do?" Kurt asked using his most charming smile. Jeff snorted.
"I'd never thought I'd see the day that I knew something you didn't" Jeff said and looked over at Kurt.
"We break up into groups and practice our vocal techniques and warm ups" Jeff said and walked off to find a group. Kurt tried to stand up but didn't make it out of Blaine's arms.
"My Kurt" Blaine said again in a petulant tone. Kurt rolled his eyes and rested his head on Blaine's shoulder and looked up at him.
"Your parents never taught you how to share did they?" Kurt asked with a sheepish smile.
"They did but I don't want to share you" Blaine said. Kurt rolled his eyes.
"You are the king of cheesy one liners, aren't you" Kurt said trying to hide a smile.
"Yes, yes I am" Blaine said. Kurt rolled his eyes again and nudged Blaine softly in the ribs.
"Come on, we will get in trouble if we do not do what Wes said" Kurt said as he successfully got out of Blaine's arms. He held his hand out an offered it to Blaine. Blaine stood up and they walked over to Wes's group. They began the warm ups and kept exchanging glances at each other through their warm ups.