Dear Fanfiction,
I've let you people write about Sally and I for a long time, and experience the wrath of Amphitrite just so you people could enjoy writing about our short (but true) romance.
But when you start pairing Percy and myself together is when I draw the line.
Percy is my son. My favorite one, at that. Do you think I would wreck his life like that?
Do you think I would enjoy that relationship?
Well, obviously some of you do...
And why must our fics *shiver* always be rated M?
We all know what goes on in rated M fics.
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Stop. Just... stop. Those fics are really pushing it.
Questions facing a woman's wrath for you brats, Poseidon.