Dear Fanfiction

by snazzyflower

Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.

30. No Internet Or Minutes, The Demigods

Dear Fanfiction,

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Are you stupid or something?
Don't you people remember that Demigods can't have phones or internet, because it would attract monsters?

Even in Camp.

So why would Hermes or Hephaestus only now come up with Demigod safe internet and phones, and not when they first came out?

You know, besides the fact that it's impossible.

You know. Just saying.

So just know we will never, ever, be on Facebook, Twitter, Chat Rooms, etc.

No internet or minutes, the Demigods.

A/N: This chapter was kind of stupid, so sorry about that.
Oh, and if I offended you in this story, I apologize. Because I've gotten one or two complaints from Guest's that I'm getting my facts wrong and offending them, so sorry.

Oh, by the way, happy 30th chapter!