Dear Fanfiction

by snazzyflower

Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.

33. Never Stoned, Nico

Dear Fanfiction,

Picture this:

Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo, sitting in a smoky room, smoking Gods know what. They are both higher than a kite and drunker than Dionysus back in the days when he had his wine.

Can you imagine Percy or I doing this?

Oh, you can, can you?

There are certainly plenty of stories containing these... lies.

First of all; do you really think that poorly of us?

Second; think of our fathers. What would Poseidon and Hades say, hmm? Or, not say, perhaps, but possibly do?

Drown us and send skeletons after us?

Most likely.
(We're not that stupid. We know the consequences.)

Third; no. Just no. We defeated a titan (Percy has defeated multiple). We're smart enough to know that Percy's mother would whip him till he had no skin.

And Maria di Angelo would come back from the dead just to bring me with her.

Think about what pain this causes us before you make us experience it.

Never stoned, Nico.

A/N: AHHHHHH! We've done it people! 100 reviews! YAY! It hasen't even been a week, and I have one hundred reviews!

Thanks to SephCurrentDaughterofPoseidon for being my one hundredth reviewer! I'll PM you and you can give me your idea. ;)

Thanks so much to everyone who has reviewed, favorite-d or followed! I love you all SO MUCH!