Wow, I can't believe it you guys, two reviews not even a day after I posted the first chapter?! WOW!! Thanks so much you two! (You know who you are.)
So anyway I should have done this in the FIRST chapter, but I forgot. The summary actually didn't fit in the summary box thingy, it was too long. THIS is the full summary…
When a jutsu goes awry, the Akatsuki find their hands full with two crazy, hyperactive teenage girls and the younger girl's fat, lazy dog. But when they find out that the girls might be the ones they actually needed, will their new friendship, or love, of the girls be enough to save them? Or will the girls be sacrificed, just to keep them alive?
If it makes no sense, be sure to tell me what you don't understand, cause I have to admit, if I hadn't written the summary, I wouldn't have a clue…
And I have a couple of pics I and my bestie drew of our personas (Chiba and Sayuri) so if it's popular on demand, I might post them on deviantART and put the link in my profile here.
I had to research all the Akatsuki members' heights, and these are what I found. I'm just putting this here more to remind myself than anything else…Oh and I put mine and my bestie's (Chiba and Sayuri) heights as well. Cause I'm used to being taller than everyone…Chiba is too…lol, I wonder how she'll take it…XD Naw, she doesn't notice, so it's all good.
Chiba: 167 cm
Sayuri: 165 cm
Itachi: 173 cm
Kisame: 195 cm (Oh my Jashin so tall –dies-)
Hidan: 177.1 cm
Kakuzu: 185cm
Sasori: 164 cm (Finally someone shorter than me!! And Sayu, of course…I kinda expected him to be shorter than us anyway…)
Konan: 169.4 cm
Zetsu: (without flytrap thingy) 170 cm (Not as tall as I expected…XD)
Tobi: 175 cm (I don't get this one, cause I found a profile of Madara, and it said the height was 'As Tobi'. So I'm not sure, does that mean he's taller as Madara…? O.o)
Deidara: 166 cm (Yay~ I'm taller than him too~! Lol funny how Dei and Saso are the shortest, and they're partners? I dunno I found that funny…XD)
Pein: (His main body, Yahiko's) 176.5 cm (Yeah, couldn't find his actual height, so I just ended up going with Yahiko's, seeing as that is Pein's 'main body'. I tried though)
And I am not bothered to explain it in the fic, so I'll explain now. All the Akatsuki members have their own room which is connected to their partner in crime's (literally) room. So Itachi has his room with a door connecting his to Kisame's room…Sasori has a door connecting his to Deidara's room…etc. etc. Tobi and Zetsu don't really have partners, so they, the two loners, have a door connecting their rooms. Also, each member has their own bathroom. Chiba's room is an exception though, and does not connect to any other room…cause there is no other room. And the walls are soundproof, though the doors aren't. There is a slide down thingy above all the doors in the hideout on both sides of the doors which is soundproof, so with that, the rooms can be completely soundproofed. And of course the doors can be locked. So…that's it!
'Itachi lay his girl down on one side of the couch…'....That sounds so weird XD
Emotionless bastard, emotionless killer, emotionless bitch, emotionless...what else? I really didn't know which to use...so I went with killer. But if you can think of something better or think 'bitch' or 'bastard' sound better, tell me. And you'll get what the hell I'm talking about when you read the chapter.
Oh, totally forgot last chapter to mention that Chiba and Sayuri were wearing these backpacks that they'd taken to the park with some stuff in them, you'll find out the content of the bags later XD
And one last thing. (Stop groaning. I know you all are.) Their voices are their Japanese voice actors' voices, only they talk English. Make sense? I hope so. It's just cause I think their Jap voice actors are so much better…especially with Hidan and his laugh…XD
So anyway, after this uber long A/N…enjoy chapter 2! Which is…uber long, compared to the first chapter…XD
"Talking."
Thinking. (Sometimes just exaggerating or putting stress on a word or words, or even something else, so be on a lookout for that.)
Evil Zetsu, Shukaku, Kyuubi, Inner Sakura. (Even if not all of them have shown up yet, I thought I'd clear that up.)
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Pein narrowed his eyes as there was another flash and a small explosion in the centre of the pentagram. After the dog that had come through, he had started to doubt the jutsu.
The smoke cleared, revealing two young girls that looked to be about 13 or 14 years of age.
"What the fuck?!" Hidan yelled, throwing some random rock that he'd found, which hit Kakuzu's head. "First the dog and now two girls?! Is this damn jutsu even working?!"
Pein glared at Hidan. "Shut up!"
"Though Pein…" Konan said softly. "He has a point. So far this has been a dud."
Pein sighed and scratched the back of his head. "Alright, fine. Stop the jutsu, no point in wasting your chakra…"
The glow faded as everyone stopped feeding their chakra into the pentagram.
They got up to leave. Pein turned and noticed Tobi still sitting in his place in the pentagram. "Tobi...come on." he said.
"Tobi thinks that we shouldn't leave them here like this!" Tobi said defiantly, crossing his arms.
Pein coolly stared at Tobi. "Tobi..."
"Please!?" Tobi pleaded.
Pein sighed. He's too kind for his own good sometimes. Though then again, he might just want someone to play with..."Alright, if it shuts you up..."
"Yay!" Tobi jumped up, ran over to the girls and picked up the one on the left bridal style.
Pein rolled his eyes. Tobi couldn't carry them both, that was obvious. "Itachi, go help Tobi."
"Yes leader-sama." Why me? Itachi sighed and walked over to the other girl, then picked her up bridal style. She's actually kinda cute... he blushed faintly, though luckily no one noticed. He did have a reputation as an emotionless killer to uphold.
Pein studied the two unconscious girls. One, the one that Tobi had picked up, had straight white hair, though not an old-lady kind of white. Her skin was slightly tanned, with a few freckles dotting her arms. Two white wolf ears, or at least that's what they looked like, protruded from head. Her hair looked to be quite long, maybe down to her knees. She wore a red crop top over a long-sleeved fishnet shirt, and black tracksuit pants. Around her waist a loosely tied red belt hung, with a little red bag attached to it. Her shoes were black with two red stripes on either side of both shoes. She had a leaf headband tied around her left arm, and a white tail...
How strange...Pein thought, eyeing the ears and tail. A half-demon, maybe...?
The other girl had black hair that reached down to about her elbow on the left, and got steadily shorter until the shortest point just past her right shoulder. She, like the white-haired girl, had lightly tanned skin. She wore a black bow in her hair, and a black choker around her neck with a silver chain attached to it like a necklace, a heart shaped ruby on the chain. She wore a black corset with horizontal silver stripes and a black skirt that reached about halfway down her thighs at the front. She wore fishnet shorts that reached just above her knees. Bandages covered her left calf and wrapped around her left shoulder. She wore fishnet on both arms, starting from just past her shoulders and reaching right down her arms to finish wrapped around her middle fingers. On her feet she wore black lace up boots that reached halfway up her calf. Around her waist was tied a leaf headband. Both girls wore backpacks.
The now awake dog trotted over to Tobi, looked up at the girl and whined.
Her dog then…? Pein turned away. "Let's go now." They all jumped up into the trees, and headed towards their hideout.
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"Tsunade-sama! Here to report on patrol!"
Tsunade wearily eyed the ANBU. "Report."
"The Akatsuki are up to something ma'am."
Tsunade's eyebrows shot up. "How so…?"
"Ma'am, on patrol I sensed Itachi's chakra signature nearby. I went to investigate, and found a large pentagram painted onto the ground in a clearing. The rest of their chakra signatures were present, along with two unfamiliar signatures. They're either new members or have been kidnapped, but not from Konoha."
Tsunade sighed. "Is that all?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Dismissed."
The ANBU disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
Tsunade rested her head in her hands and leaned forward onto her elbows on the desk in front of her. What are they up to…? She leaned back in her chair. "Shizune!" she yelled.
Shizune staggered out from a random side door, then tripped over Tonton. Tsunade sweatdropped, trying not to laugh.
Shizune jumped up. "Y-Yes, Lady-Tsunade?"
"Shizune, I need you to find someone to send a message to the Kazekage-"
"Gaara?" Shizune interrupted.
Tsunade sighed in exasperation. "Yes Shizune, Gaara. Get someone to send this to him." She handed Shizune a scroll.
Shizune looked at Tsunade questioningly. "Lady Tsunade, who should I send?"
Tsunade flapped her hand at the door. "I don't know, send Naruto or someone. It'll do Gaara good to see them again."
"Yes Lady Tsunade!" Shizune walked to the door She opened it…
And tripped over Tonton again.
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The Akatsuki walked through the door into their apartment-like hideout.
"Put them on the couch or something…" I'll kill them later anyway, can't risk Konoha getting information on our hideout… Pein waved them off, before walking up the stairs, into his private study and slamming the door.
Konan rolled her eyes and walked upstairs to her room, the others doing the same, Hidan and Kakuzu fighting about something on the way.
Itachi lay his girl down on one side of the couch, Tobi doing the same with his on the other side of the couch.
"Itachi senpaiiii~ When will they wake uuuuuup?!" Tobi complained.
Itachi glared at him. "When they do. Now be quiet, they're sleeping…"
"Sorry senpai!" Tobi apologized, before sitting on the floor with his legs crossed. "But Tobi wants to play a game with them!" he whined.
Itachi sighed and chose to ignore the hyperactive man.
"I-Itachi…" the girl with the black hair moaned in her sleep.
Itachi's eyebrows shot up. How does she know my name?
The girl gasped. "A-Ah! Yes.! YES!"
And why does she sound like she's having an orgasm or something? Itachi stared at the girl quizzically.
"F-Faster…! FUCK ME HARDER!" she yelled.
Itachi's face lit up bright red. What the hell?!
Tobi looked up at Itachi. "Senpai, what does she mean by 'fuck'?"
Itachi looked down at Tobi. "…I'll tell you when you're older…way older…"
"Awww but senpai~" Tobi whined.
"No!"
The other girl whimpered.
Oh God, not her too… Itachi sighed in exasperation.
"N-No…! Leave him alone…! Don't kill him…!" she whimpered again.
"Well that's not a…sex dream…" Itachi said to himself.
"No…stay away from him…you bitch…!"
Tobi poked the girl.
"No! No! Sasori! SASORI! SAKURA YOU BITCH!!" she screamed.
Now Sasori? Who are these girls…? And Sasori killed by that pink-haired girl? Yeah, right…
The white-haired girl shot up, gasping for air, tears streaming down her face. "My Jashin…that dream again…"
Jashin…? Itachi stared at the girl. Isn't that the whatever that Hidan worships or something…?
She looked up, finally noticing Itachi. "Uh…hi."
"Hi…"
"…Oh my Jashin! You sound JUST like Itachi!" she stared at Itachi in awe.
"…That would be because I am Itachi…"
She snorted. "And I'm supposed to believe that? HAHA! Funny!" she laughed.
"…I am Itachi…"
"Prove it!"
"…Hn…"
She stared at him. "I'm waiting."
"What's your name…?"
"Chiba. Chiba Sumire. And where am I?"
"Akatsuki hideout…"
"…Right, sure, whatever." Chiba glanced down, finding herself in different clothes. Huh? Why am I in different clothes…? She frowned. And why is my hair so long…and white? What?! "Itachi, or whoever you are, do you have a mirror?"
"Yeah, here…" he handed her a hand mirror that had been sitting on a shelf behind him.
"Weird spot to keep a mirror…" Chiba muttered to herself as she took it from him.
Dammit, how can I prove it? I could always get Kisame to come down…if she sees him, she'll probably believe me… "Alright, wait here." Itachi walked up the stairs, his footsteps fading as he went further up.
Chiba stared at herself in the mirror. "Oh my…" She reached up to touch the white ears protruding from her head, as she stared in wonder at her icy blue eyes. "Wait…Sayuri?" she looked around for her best friend.
"5 more minutes mum…I'm having a nice sex dream…" the other girl murmured as she turned over in her sleep.
Chiba stared at her. "Sayuri…?" She poked the girl.
"AHHH!!" the other girl yelled, jumped up and stood on the couch, looking around wildly. She then noticed Chiba, and stared down at her. "Who the hell are you??" And why does she look familiar…?
"No way! Sayuri!" Ciba jumped up and hugged her friend.
"Chiba…?" Sayuri said. "What happened to you?"
"I don't know! But for some reason I look like my Naruto persona…and you do too!"
That's why she looks familiar!! "Wait, but how?" Sayuri asked.
"I don't know, but look!" Chiba shoved the mirror into Sayuri's face.
"Whoa…no way!" Sayuri exclaimed.
"Yes way! Hang on, then he was telling the truth…which means…we are at their hideout…which means…we're in the Naruto world?!" Chiba yelled.
"Wait, whoa, back up there. What are you going on about?" Sayuri said.
"Oh, well I woke up and there was this guy claiming to be Itachi, but I didn't believe him, and then I asked where we are and he said the Akatsuki hideout and I didn't believe him and then he left and you woke up and somehow we look like our Naruto personas so then we must have somehow gone into the Naruto world!" Chiba took a deep breath. "And so I think that the red-black light was some kind of portal or something that brought us here and…yeah."
Sayuri stared Chiba. "Do you ever breath…?"
"Of course I do, otherwise I wouldn't be alive!"
Sayuri shook her head. "Whatever…"
"Yay~! You're both awake now!"
The girls jumped at the new yet familiar voice. "Tobi…?"
"HI!" Tobi popped up in front of the two girls, making them jump again.
"No way! Tobi! I WANNA HUG YOU!" Chiba squealed and hugged the masked man.
"Tobi…can't…breathe…" Tobi managed to choke out.
Sayuri rolled her eyes. "Sorry Tobi, she has obsession issues…Chiba, why do you find him so cute?"
Chiba let go of Tobi and looked at her friend as if she was speaking a different language. "H-How can you say that?! He's so adorable!! And besides, you have obsession issues too…"
"Yeah, but he's Madara Uchiha. Madara Uchiha does not do cute! And true…I do have obsession issues…"
Tobi tensed and narrowed his eyes. How do they know…?
"You'd better hope no one heard that! Only Pein is supposed to know that!" Chiba hissed.
Tobi relaxed a little. I guess that means they won't be spilling my secret to anyone..."Can we play a gaaaame~?"
"Okay Tobi!" Chiba agreed.
"No time for games now, we need to have a meeting." Pein appeared at the bottom of the stairs with Kisame and Itachi behind him. "Kisame, go and tell everyone we have a meeting in 10 minutes. And this time, knock before you go into Konan's room, for God's sake."
"Jashin!" Chiba yelled.
Not another one…Pein thought with a sweatdrop.
Kisame rolled his eyes and walked back up the stairs. "How was I supposed to know she was half naked, she'd only been in there for 10 seconds…" he grumbled.
Chiba poked Sayuri. "Sayu…?"
Sayuri had zoned out when the trio walked into the room, staring at Itachi.
Chiba poked her again. "…"
"ITACHI!" Sayuri squealed.
Pein's eyebrows shot up. Itachi stared at Sayuri.
"Watch out Itachi!" Chiba warned.
Sayuri proceeded to glomp Itachi, who ducked causing her to collide with the wall. Chiba rolled around on the floor in hysterics, tears streaming down her face.
"T-That was funny!" Chiba choked out between laughs.
Sayuri sat up, rubbing her face. "No it wasn't!" She grinned as she noticed Itachi's back to her. "Itachi!"
Itachi turned around, his eyes wide, and was glomped by Sayuri.
"How cute!!" Chiba squealed and took her camera out of the bag on her belt, then snapped a picture.
"What's all the noise about?" Kisame asked as he walked back into the room.
Itachi looked up at him, and pointed to Sayuri. "One word explains all…fangirl."
Chiba calmed down instantly. "Sayuri does not do fangirl. She's just overly obsessed."
"Sayuri…? So that's her name then…" Itachi looked at the girl hugging him.
"Yeah!"
10 minutes later…
Chiba sat on the couch, swinging her legs back and forth. "Where is everybody?" She whined. "It's been ten minutes!"
"They'll be here." Pein said. "Just shut up…" She's almost as annoying as Tobi! I'll be glad to kill her…
Konan was the first to arrive. "Hey…" She said in greeting, before sitting on the arm of the couch next to Pein.
Chiba smirked and looked at Sayuri meaningfully. Sayuri got the message and laughed quietly before looking at Pein and Konan sitting together. Chiba also laughed and sang softly to herself. "Konan and Pein, sitting in a tree…" And you know the rest.
Next to arrive were Hidan and Kakuzu, fighting about something…again.
"I said don't touch my money, and WHAT DO YOU DO?!" Kakuzu yelled angrily.
"I didn't fucking touch your damn money!" Hidan yelled back.
"It was you, I know-" Kakuzu stopped as he heard laughter. "What the hell?!" he turned to the source.
Chiba and Sayuri were bent over double in hysterics.
"What the fuck is so funny?!" Hidan yelled at them.
"N-Nothing!" Sayuri said, still laughing.
"It's just that, you two are so typical!" Chiba said, beginning to calm down.
Hidan and Kakuzu stared at them quizzically. "Typical…?"
"Yeah, always fighting! You two are always fighting!" Chiba said, laughing again.
"What the fuck…?" Hidan stared at the girls as though they had grown an extra head.
"Fuck you too." Chiba said with a bright smile.
"MOTHER FUCKER!" Hidan yelled. He was beginning to get annoyed with the girls.
"Shut it both of you!" Pein yelled. "Hidan, Kakuzu. Sit down!"
They complied, Hidan glaring at Chiba all the while.
Zetsu chose then to pop up from the floor behind Chiba. "They look yummy…We won't eat them…Yes we will! No we won't…"
Chiba bent her head back and looked up at Zetsu. "Hi."
Zetsu looked down at her. "Hi. You look yummy! Shut up…"
Chiba laughed. It was funny enough on TV…
The last two members to come walked into the room, Deidara at the front, Sasori behind him.
Chiba drew in a sharp breath at the sight of the red-head.
Sayuri noticed Chiba staring at Sasori, and smiled, trying not to laugh. "Sasori, you might want to duck…" Her smile widened at the mental image of Chiba glomping Sasori.
Sasori's eyebrows shot up. "Why…?"
Chiba squealed. "SASORI!" She practically flew across the room and glomped him.
"That's why!" Sayuri couldn't hold it any longer, she burst out laughing, and toppled onto the floor.
"Everyone SETTLE DOWN!" Pein yelled.
Everyone complied. Except for Chiba and Sayuri, who continued with laughing or hugging.
"Everyone here?" Pein asked, ignoring the girls. "Good. I think you know what this is about." He gestured at Chiba and Sayuri. "First thing is first. Who are you?" He asked the girls.
Chiba jumped up off of Sasori and smiled brightly. "The name's Chiba Sumire! I'm 13 years old! I like drawing, painting, reading, writing, some stuff no one cares about, animals, the colour red, the colour black, red-heads," – Understanding wove through the room, Sasori looked a little worried. – "fire – yes I'm a pyro - pain, as in the thing that hurts, not the person sitting next to Konan, no this does not make me an emo. Annnnd some more stuff no one cares about!" She went back to hugging Sasori, a bright smile on her face.
Sayuri rolled her eyes. "Chiba, that was unnecessary." She stood up and bowed, giving a much shorter introduction. "My name is Sayuri Koizumi, and like Chiba, I'm 13 years old." She sat back down.
"And you're from Konoha…?" Pein asked, eyeing their headbands.
"Oh! Um…well…kinda. Some…things happened, so…we're outcasts, missing nin, like you guys." Chiba said. I wonder how long that excuse will last…at least it might keep them from killing us…
"Right…" Pein relaxed a little bit. At least we don't have to worry about information leaking out to Konoha…I won't have to kill them after all. "The next problem is, what to do with you?"
"Sacrifice them to Jashin!" Hidan yelled.
"No! No WAY! You are not swallowing my blood!" Chiba yelled at him. "And you can't sacrifice a fellow Jashinist!" She said, pointing to herself. "Only non-believers are to be sacrificed to Jashin!"
Hidan snorted. "If you're a Jashinist, I'm a man-whore!"
"Well then you're a man-whore!" Chiba said, trying not to laugh. "I am a Jashinist!"
"Yeah, right! Then where's yours?" Hidan pulled out the pendant hanging around his neck.
"Here…" Chiba opened her backpack and pulled out an identical pendant.
"…" Hidan glared at her.
Chiba laughed. "Hate to be proven wrong, I see?" Man, does that mean I'm going to have to start hurting myself everyday just to make him believe I'm a Jashinist? This sucks…Stupid cosplay pendant thingy! Well, I guess being immortal could be fun…
"How did we even get onto this subject…?" Pein wondered. "No one is sacrificing anyone. Understand Hidan?" He glared at the Jashinist threateningly.
"Oh, Sayuri!" Chiba let go of Sasori, leaned over the couch and whispered into her friend's ear.
Sayuri's face lit up, her lips stretched into a small smile. She then frowned and whispered something back. Chiba frowned too, then smiled and whispered something else. Sayuri smiled, and the two turned to Pein.
"Can we just stay here for a while?" Chiba asked.
"Just until we figure out what to do with our lives?" Sayuri asked.
Sasori and Itachi widened their eyes and frantically shook their heads. Kakuzu looked a little annoyed, but who can tell with that mask of his? Hidan also looked annoyed, and was still glaring at Chiba. The rest of them, however, didn't seem to care.
Pein looked a little surprised at the question. "Well I don't see why not…" They might be useful to us…
"Awesome!" Chiba cheered. "Do you have a spare room? Cause, I don't wanna share a room with anyone." She shuddered. Reading a lot of fanfics had taught her that staying in the room of an Akatsuki member often ended in something…sexual. Teenage girl plus guys who probably haven't experienced…'love' for a long time equals…?
"I think we have a spare room, you can stay there." Pein looked at the other girl. "And you, Sayuri?"
"Can I stay in Itachi's room?" Sayuri asked, hugging aforementioned person, a bright smile on her face.
"Sure." Pein said, before Itachi could complain. "You'll stay in his room. Dismissed." He walked back upstairs and into his private study again, slamming the door behind him. Again.
"Sheesh, does he have to slam the door?" Chiba wondered. "That man has issues…wait, where's the spare room?"
"I'll show you where it is." Konan offered, standing up and walking to the stairs.
"Kay, thanks Konan!" Chiba said, following the bluenette.
"I can't believe I'm sharing a room with you!" Sayuri said to Itachi, hugging him tightly.
"Me neither…" Itachi said. Things are going to get chaotic around here…I know it.
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Well, how was that? Did it turn out alright? Do you like it? I hope it did!! And I hope you do! Anyway I am really sorry for putting this out late, I said I'd have it up by yesterday, but stuff happened and I didn't get to finish typing it up! Stupid computer…
So then about 17 pages in the A4 exercise book is about 9 and a half pages on MSword. That's actually pretty good…I'll try writing that much more often. Usually I only reach about 3 pages, but I guess maybe in the few months I've been neglecting fanfiction (except for Ask or Dare the Akatsuki) I've improved the length of my chapters a bit. I hope that's what happened…XD
Well, the next chapter won't be coming out for a while, because I have a few things to worry about at school, but I've started writing it (in the book) and so far have 4 and a half pages written. Which is about 2 pages on MSword…I'll keep writing, and hopefully I'll have the next chapter out in about 2 weeks time at the most!
If you notice any mistakes, tell me, so I can fix them. Till next chapter~!