hey guys, i know this chapter is sort of shorter but i didnt get much of a chance to make it masive, i get to go home tomorrow so that means i will be writing more. i hope you like this chapter, oh i almost forgot has anyone heard of sebastian the new front man of the warblers? i am so pissed off because his role is to supposedly 'break up kurt and blaine' because he has like a major crush on blaine. if the writers of glee do that i will be so angry. if it does happen dont stress because i am too in love with klaine to not finish this story or possible upload a one shot i am currently working on. so fuck sebastian he can die in a hole if that happens. [have been in a bad mood since i found that out]
any way ramble. enjoy the chapter :)
disclaimer: dont own glee coz if i did sebastian would never ever be allowed on glee
Kurt was now in his very unstylish coveralls, finishing up on Mrs. Lorenz Ford Escape. Just a simple oil change had turned into an oil change, 4 new tires, new windscreen wipers, getting the suspension checked and replacing the old CV joint. It had taken Kurt all afternoon and he was tired, he walked into the break room and got a bottle of water out of the fridge. He walked into the office to find his dad.
"Hey dad I just finished up on the Ford Escape" Kurt said as he pulled up the chair in front of his dad's desk.
"Good, Mrs. Lorenz was driving me crazy calling every 20 minutes wanting to know when she could pick her car up" Burt said as he pressed some numbers into a calculator.
"If she had her car service regularly then it wouldn't have taken as long as it did" Kurt said before he took a long swig from the water bottle.
"You're still faster than me kid" Burt proudly as he quickly looked up at Kurt then returned back to the paperwork.
"Did you want me to do that?" Kurt asked he noticed his dad starting to get slightly flustered at the work.
"No you're done for the day, go home and have a shower. I still don't know how you manage to get grease on your forehead" Burt said as a smile started to creep onto his face, Kurt just rolled his eyes and stood up.
"It's a gift" Kurt said sarcastically, he made his way to the door.
"I'll see you at home" Kurt said as he turned to face his dad.
"I'll probably be another 2 hours or so. Can you just let Carole Know?" Burt said as he flipped through pieces of paper and started writing something down.
"Sure I'll see you then" Kurt said as he walked out of the room, he walked down to the bathroom and found a rag and put it under the tap. He scrubbed the grease off his face and his hands; he threw the dirty rag in the bin and took off his coveralls. He walked down the corridor and threw them in the hamper; he walked to his car and checked his phone. No new messages, 'that's new' Kurt thought to himself with a slight chuckle. He hopped in his car and quickly drove back home, he got out of the car and walked through the door. Carole's was cooking dinner, the smell of roast lamb surround the house.
"Hi Carole" Kurt shouted as he closed the front door behind him, he slowly made his way down the hallway.
"Hi Kurt" Carole said as Kurt walked through the kitchen door. He walked to the cupboard and looked for a Stanley knife.
"Dad said he won't be home for at least another 2 hours, he is doing book work and it didn't look like it was going all that well" Kurt said as he looked through the over head cupboard.
"That's a shame. What are you looking for?" Carole asked curiously, Kurt looked through the second draw and found the Stanley knife.
"Stanley knife, I'm opening the boxes that were from Dalton. I'm going to have a shower than start to pack everything away" Kurt said as he walked to the door way.
"Ok, I'll call you up when dinner is ready" Carole said as she began to cut up some vegetables.
"Thank you" Kurt said earnestly as he walked to his room. He walked down the stairs and made his way over to his closet. He picked out some clothes then walked into his bathroom. He turned on the shower and searched through his face products and picked up his cleanser that got the grease out of his pores. He applied it to his face and then started his shower. He quickly showered then got changed. He walked into his room and searched for his iPod. He connected it to the dock and put on one of his on-the-go playlists and walked over the first box. Kurt started to sing along to the music as he worked, quickly opening the boxes and arranging them around the room. Kurt heaved his suitcase on the bed and slowly started to unzip it. It sprung open and revealed all his new season jackets. Kurt started to hang up the 3rd jacket when his phone said to vibrate. He walked over to his phone, it just kept vibrating; he just stared at it until it stopped. 9 new messages, Kurt was dumbfounded he quickly read through the messages.
From Thad:
Kurt you are awesome!
From Flint:
Kurt I can't believe you did that, that was so funny
From Andrew:
Dude you're a fucking legend
From Trent:
Pure genius
From Thad:
Whoa Wes is pissed but the look on his face was pure gold
From David:
Thank you for doing that Kurt, Wes is not going to shut up for days now
From Jeff:
Kurt that was the best way you could have done that.
From Blaine:
I love you so much right now.
Kurt smiled at that, he had kept Wes last and was looking forward to reading his message.
From Wes:
YOU ARE THE FUCKING GAVEL THEIF! I WAS ON THE VERGE OF SUICIDE AND YOU WERE LAUGHING IT UP? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, WHO STEALS SOMEONE'S GAVEL?
Kurt read over Wes message four times, laughing hysterically every single time.
"Kurt are you ok?" Finn asked as he ran down the stairs, Kurt wiped a tear away from his eye and nodded.
"Dude I thought school was good, what happened?" Finn asked frantically, Kurt just laughed more; his stomach was starting to hurt.
"School was fine, I'm laughing not crying" Kurt said once he had regained his regular breathing.
"What are you laughing at?" Finn asked curiously.
"Inside joke that paid off big time" Kurt said happily, he walked over to his suitcase again and picked out a jacket.
"Ok then, I'm gonna leave now. Call of duty is well calling me" Finn said sheepishly before walking up the stairs and closing the door behind him. Kurt sent a thank you message to everyone who had said encouraging things. He sent a message telling David to get over it; the reply Kurt received wasn't all that nice but it was amusing to read. Kurt replied to Wes.
To Wes:
Oh you meant that gavel I thought you were talking about a different one
From Wes:
Don't fuck with me Hummel; you knew exactly what I was talking about
To Wes:
You have no evidence to prove that
From Wes:
This means war you do realise, maybe I will shave Blaine's hair off just to make us even
To Wes:
You wouldn't do that, you like Blaine's hair just as much as I do. You will look back on this one day and laugh.
From Wes:
We'll see.
Kurt just laughed and smiled.
To Blaine:
Wes is threatening to shave your hair off
From Blaine:
He wouldn't, he loves it too much. I can't believe you did that though. You realise that this interrupted one of our dates; I think you should make it up to me.
To Blaine:
Do you now?
From Blaine:
Most definitely.
"Kurt dinner's ready" Carole shouted from the top of the stairs.
"I'll be up in a minute" Kurt shouted back.
To Blaine:
I'll ring you later, dinner is ready and I'll have to do the whole 'family time' thing.
From Blaine:
Ok sounds good, I'm just going to tease Wes anyway. It's becoming one of my new favourite things to do.
Kurt just shook his head and laughed; he put his phone in his pocket and made his way upstairs. He walked into the kitchen and walked over to the fridge to get out a drink.
"So how was work?" Carole asked as she kissed Burt on the cheek.
"Finally got the paper work done; Mrs. Lorenz came to pick up her car and when she went to pay for it all her cards got declined. So I wait around for another hour waiting for her to come back from the bank" Burt said exasperatedly as he walked over to the fridge to get a beer.
"Dad do you think you that you should be drinking with your heart" Kurt asked.
"The doctors said I am allowed one a day, I've had a long day and I deserve this" Burt said firmly; Kurt just nodded and didn't say anything.
"Burt he is just looking out for you" Carole said sternly as she glared at him.
"Sorry Kurt, as I said it was a long day" Burt said apologetically, he clapped Kurt on the shoulder softly and walked into the dining room.
"Need help carrying the plates in?" Kurt offered as he walked over to Carole, Carole nodded and passed him two plates of food. Kurt made his way into the dining room and placed them down; he walked back into the kitchen and got his drink. Kurt rejoined his family and sat down at the table.
"Pass the pepper" Finn asked politely, Kurt passed it to him and Finn started shaking a lot of pepper onto his beans.
"Finn you won't be able to taste the beans if you put anymore on" Kurt said as he continued to watch Finn put more pepper on the beans.
"That is the whole point" Finn said with a cheeky grin, Kurt just rolled his eyes as he started to cut his pumpkin.
"So how was work?" Finn asked through a mouthful of food; he had managed to get all of the beans in his mouth at one time and was slowly forcing them down.
"Stressful" Burt said promptly, Kurt shot him a concerned look.
"Are you ok?" Kurt asked earnestly, Burt just rolled his eyes at him.
"Kurt I'm fine, no need to worry" Burt said reassuringly.
"You're my dad I have to worry about you" Kurt said as he looked up at his dad.
"The dad worries about his kid not the other way around. But I am fine Kurt honestly" Burt said with a small smile.
"Good" Kurt said firmly, he picked up a piece of carrot and placed it in his mouth.
"So Kurt how was your first day back?" Carole asked enthusiastically.
"Good" Kurt said nonchalantly, Carole looked at him with a confused look.
"Did something happen at school Kurt?" Burt asked in a slightly demanding tone.
"No nothing happened, which is why it was sort of weird? I guess I was just expecting it to be the same as before I went to Dalton" Kurt said truthfully.
"You sound disappointed that you didn't get shoved into a locker or something" Finn asked in amused tone.
"Not disappointed, just surprised that it didn't happen" Kurt said as he looked down at his plate and played with the food on his folk.
"You shouldn't expect to get hurt at school though" Carole said in a confused tone.
"I don't expect it I was just used to it" Kurt said nonchalantly.
"Well that is the most depressing thing I have ever heard" Finn said with a laugh.
"Finn don't be rude" Carole said pointedly, Finn mumbled an apology as he continued to chew his food.
"It was weird; the jocks didn't even glared at me or anything" Kurt said with a confused tone.
"Maybe they are growing up" Carole said hopefully, Kurt just laughed and shook his head.
"Not likely" Kurt said in an amused tone.
"Kurt is banned from ever stepping foot in this room ever again!" Wes shouted as he paced back and forth in front of Blaine's bed. Blaine rolled his eyes and turned back to playing angry birds on his phone.
"No he is not" Blaine said as he paused the game and looked up at Wes with a tired expression.
"Yes he is; why are you so calm? You should be furious at him" Wes said as he started to pace faster.
"Because I find it funny and I'm really proud of what he did" Blaine said as he looked at Wes with a coy smile.
"Blaine shut up, I am outraged that you are defending Kurt" Wes said as he picked up his gavel.
"Imagine the kind of damage he could have done to her" Wes said as he looked at the gavel with pure adoration, Blaine rolled his eyes and started to play angry birds again.
"Kurt is not sadistic, he knows how much your gavel means to you and he wouldn't break it or do anything along those lines" Blaine said reassuringly.
"See that's what he wants you to think. Then when he has you believing that he is this mystical person that has rainbows coming out his butt; he will steal your gavel and leave you stressing for days on end with no relief" Wes said frantically.
"Wes you look fine to me, if the situation was reversed you would find it hilarious" Blaine said nonchalantly, he escaped his angry birds game and went to check to see if there was any new videos on his subscription list on YouTube.
"Yes but that is because it is fun to mess with Kurt" Wes said with hint of a smile.
"So isn't this just pay back for all the things you have done to him?" Blaine asked curiously.
"No because I don't take things away from him. Ok so maybe I might have ruined his dorm room door and attempted to cut his hair while he was sleeping but failed since he woke up; but that doesn't give him the right to mess with me. There is a principle involved" Wes said proudly.
"You are so full of it, you are just jealous that Kurt got you good and are too proud to admit it" Blaine said knowingly.
"He did not! It was average" Wes said petulantly.
"You have never been good at lying" Blaine said with a smirk.
"Fuck you Blaine" Wes retorted, a small pout forming.
"I'm right just admit it" Blaine said as he smiled triumphantly up at Wes.
"No" Wes snapped, Blaine wiggled his eyebrows at Wes and smirked.
"Fine, it was a good prank. But this makes us even now; if Kurt does something else to me then it's all out war. Is that satisfactory for you Blaine?" Wes asked as he stood in front of Blaine.
"Very much so" Blaine said happily.
"You're annoying" Wes said petulantly.
"I'm going for a walk" Wes said as he walked over to the door.
"But its 9:00pm" Blaine said sceptically.
"Good for you Blaine you can tell time" Wes cooed sarcastically; Wes opened the door, walked out and slammed it shut behind him. Blaine just rolled his eyes at him; reached over for his phone and decided to call Kurt.
"Why do we have to watch another college football game? We watched one last night" Kurt complained as he leant further back against the couch. They were all now in the lounge room watching TV, another game. Kurt pouted and looked over at his dad.
"What do you want to watch?" Burt asked as he looked over at Kurt with a tired expression.
"Grey's anatomy, the new episode is starting in 5 minutes" Kurt said as he glanced up at the clock on the wall.
"We will put it to a vote" Burt said smugly.
"That's not fair, you and Finn are sport mad and Carole doesn't like Grey's anatomy" Kurt said petulantly.
"Go watch it in your room or something" Burt said as he turned to watch the TV again.
"Fine" Kurt said as he got up and made his way down to his room, he walked over to his closet and looked for a pair of pyjamas to wear. He quickly put them on and walked over to his bed; he turned the TV on with the remote and got into a comfy position in his bed. The opening scene came onto the screen when his phone began to ring. Kurt leant over to his bedside table and picked up his phone to see Blaine was ringing him.
"Hey can you hold on for two seconds?" Kurt asked he reached for his remote and pressed record on the TiVo remote.
"Sorry just recording a show" Kurt said happily.
"I can ring you back later if you like?" Blaine asked in his most charming tone.
"No its ok I'd rather talk to you" Kurt said as a smile started to appear on his face.
"That's good to hear" Blaine said coyly.
"So... how is Wes" Kurt said as a smirk slowly made its way onto his face; Kurt heard Blaine chuckle quietly in the background.
"Well after the 'big reveal' he swore while warbler practise was still in session; so Wes was made to write an official letter of apology, then had to apologise to all the warblers and had to offer a more in depth apology if he had offended anyone. Then was sent to the principal's office and had to explain what had had happened; he almost got kicked off the council. All afternoon he was ranting and raving, shouting at me because I 'must have put you up to it' as Wes put it" Blaine said, you could hear the smile in his voice.
"I'm sorry that he yelled at you" Kurt said earnestly; he adjusted himself on his bed, getting into a comfier position.
"It was worth it, I think there are track marks on the floor from where Wes was pacing. He told me that you were banned from the room and were not allowed to come within a 100 feet of him, but eventually he admitted that your prank was pretty impressive and forgave you" Blaine said happily.
"Wow that's big coming from Wes, where is he now? I think I should apologise to him, it wasn't even my idea to take it from him" Kurt admitted.
"He said he went for a walk, what do you mean it wasn't your idea to take it?" Blaine asked curiously.
"Well Jeff took it and then he gave it to me. Jeff said it was my going away present but it didn't feel right having it so I decided to give it back to him" Kurt said.
"In the most awesome way possible, Jeff couldn't stand when the gavel was revealed. I laughed as well" Blaine admitted.
"The same cute laugh that you always laugh when you find something particularly funny" Kurt asked coyly.
"Impressive 2 minutes into the call and you are already hitting on me" Blaine asked in an amused tone. Kurt just rolled his eyes.
"I'm not hitting on you, I just haven't heard your laugh all day and I miss it" Kurt said sweetly.
"I know and I miss not seeing you walking through the corridors; would I sound crazy if I told you that I still look for your face through the crowd" Blaine asked.
"No it's completely normal because I think I did that at least 18 times today while I was at school" Kurt said with a laugh.
"Speaking of school how was your first day back? Did everything go ok?" Blaine asked in a concerned tone.
"Everything went... well" Kurt said nonchalantly.
"Uh oh that doesn't sound good, what happened?" Blaine asked quickly.
"Nothing happened, which is why I found it so strange. I can't even remember a day at McKinley where a jock hasn't glared at me or slushied me, today was so..."
"Uneventful?" Blaine suggested.
"Yeah, it just didn't seem real. It wasn't like a dream or anything close to that because if it was you would have been there" Blaine chuckled quietly. "It just felt fake. Like when I first transferred to Dalton. No one seemed real at Dalton especially you" Kurt said with a smirk.
"I was real" Blaine said defensively.
"Yes because offering to take my books, opening doors for me, defending me when Wes would try and embarrass me and coming to my dorm room just to help me with my homework so I wouldn't fall behind made you seem so real" Kurt said sarcastically.
"Any one would have done that for you if I wasn't there" Blaine said earnestly.
"No they wouldn't have, it is just you. You were too nice to me but you are making up for it now" Kurt said with a smirk.
"What do you mean?" Blaine asked.
"You are still extremely nice to me but the teasing has increased and your promiscuous behaviour has increased as well" Kurt explained with a grin starting to form on his face.
"The teasing only increased because you are such a flirt" Blaine said with a laugh.
"I am most definitely not a flirt" Kurt said defensively but laughed.
"You are too, the cologne you wear that makes you smell amazing, your behaviour in warbler practise, I still don't know how Wes has only kicked you out once and that wasn't even because of you secretly touching my leg or whispering things into my ear. Or those black skinny leg jeans you wear, do you know how distracting they are?" Blaine asked incredulously.
"That is the reason I wear them" Kurt said simply, Blaine just laughed.
"I don't know how many times I have looked up from my homework to ask you something then I see you standing in front of me talking to Wes and I completely lose my train of thought. They make your ass look so amazing I swear" Blaine said with a chuckle.
"I'm glad you like them, I think I have got caught you staring once or twice but I didn't say anything" Kurt said with a cheeky grin.
"Believe me it has been more than once that I have stared" Blaine said sheepishly.
"I like how we have gone from talking about our days at school to talking about my ass" Kurt said with a small giggle.
"It's my favourite topic" Blaine said proudly.
"You're an idiot" Kurt said with an eye roll.
"An idiot that you love" Blaine said sheepishly.
"Yes an idiot that I probably love too much actually" Kurt said with a smile.
"Oh shucks" Blaine said in a childish tone.
"I hate you" Kurt said petulantly; Blaine just chuckled.
"You like to send mix signals don't you? How did work go? Were you wearing those coverall things?" Blaine asked in an amused tone.
"It was a long afternoon, I had to change all 4 tires on a Ford Escape and had to give the same car an oil change, replace a broken CV joint-"
"What's a CV joint" Blaine asked.
"You're kidding right?" Kurt asked quizzically.
"No, I don't know much about cars. All I know is if they aren't working right you take them to the mechanic and they fix the car" Blaine said happily.
"i.e. me" Kurt said simply.
"Yes, besides I would purposely break my car if it resulted in seeing you in grease monkey Kurt mode, it is the most undoubtedly sexiest thing that I have ever seen" Blaine said flirtatiously.
"I thought you said about my black skinny jeans" Kurt asked.
"Maybe it's just you that I find so damn desirable?" Blaine asked.
"Maybe, but you look so much better when-"
"Kurt the game is over if you want to come upstairs" Burt asked as he made his way down Kurt's stairs.
"Who are you talking to?" Burt asked as he stood on the bottom step.
"Can you hang on for a sec, dad is in the room" Kurt whispered into the phone.
"Sure" Blaine said merrily, Kurt put the phone against his chest and looked up at his dad.
"Blaine rang" Kurt said nonchalantly.
"Right, isn't it a bit late to be talking to him?" Burt asked as he subtly crossed his arms over his chest; in sort of way that showed his authority over Kurt.
"Not really, anyway I haven't had time to call him any other time today" Kurt answered truthfully.
"Fine but make it short ok" Burt said as he started to walk back up the stairs.
"Why?" Kurt asked.
"Because I make the rules and you have to abide by them" Burt said simple and walked up the stairs and closed the door behind him. Kurt rolled his eyes and put the phone back up against his ear.
"You still there?" Kurt asked.
"Yep, did you miss me?" Blaine asked.
"I always do, dad said I have to go soon because it's too late to talk to you or something" Kurt said regretfully.
"That sucks, if you were still at Dalton you could have spent the night and we could have talked all night" Blaine said sheepishly.
"I think my lips would be too busy kissing you to talk to you all night" Kurt said with a grin.
"It's mean to tease me" Blaine said sadly.
"Hey I was thinking-"
"That would be a first" Blaine said sarcastically.
"Shut up or you won't hear my genius discovery" Kurt said promptly.
"Fine" Blaine said and listened.
"You said you weren't busy tomorrow didn't you" Kurt asked.
"Yea but you are doing Sophie's make over tomorrow" Blaine answered.
"I know and I was thinking it would be kind of fun if you helped me like how you helped with Charlotte's make over" Kurt said with a smile, Blaine was quiet for a few seconds.
"How come we didn't think of this before?" Blaine asked curiously.
"I have no idea, so did you want to?" Kurt asked.
"Do I even need to tell you my answer, of course I want to" Blaine said joyfully.
"Kurt say goodbye" Burt shouted from the top of the stairs.
"Fine" Kurt shouted back.
"I have to go but I can't wait to see you tomorrow" Kurt said happily.
"I know I can't wait to see you either" Blaine said happily.
"I'll see you then" Kurt said
"Ok bye I love you" Blaine said.
"I love you too" Kurt said earnestly before he hung up the phone, Kurt sat back in his bed and smiled. Kurt got to see Blaine tomorrow and that was all that mattered.