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Petting zoo

"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"'Course Ah am!"

Somehow, Jazz had persuaded Prowl to help Wheeljack test his latest invention.

The invention was a chip that would allow the cybertronian it was inserted into to be able to project a human hologram of themselves. They'd blend right in, and nobody would be able to notice a thing unless they got too close or got a good look at their hair.

Jazz had had his eye on going to visit a petting zoo for a while. Ever since Spike and Carly had gone to one, Jazz had been desperate to go. However, it was not to be. Their size made it impossible for them to even get close to the animals, much to the dismay of Jazz. Prow was almost certain that Jazz had been the one to ask Wheeljack to make them, not Optimus as he claimed.

"I'm not sure how far the range is."

"Neither am Ah, it's why it's called a test."

Prowl rolled his optics and sighed. "Very well." He said, inserting the chip into his wrist. Jazz grinned, transforming into his vehicle mode. Prowl followed suit, and they drove out of the base.

They pulled up into the parking lot and formed their holograms. While Jazz had opted to take on the form of a man in his mid twenties with olive skin and dark hair that was in dreadlocks, Prowl had taken the form of a man who looked a few years older with pale skin and short blonde hair.

"Did you bring any money with you?" Prowl asked, waiting for Jazz to fall into step beside him.

"Yeah, Spike's lendin' me some. Ah'm payin' him back later."

Prowl rolled his eyes and linked arms with him. Jazz gave him a surprised look, but seemed to be pleased with the gesture.

While Jazz was excitedly buying their tickets, Prowl flicked through a brochure he found next to the till. It advertised places called 'safari parks' and other zoos where bigger animals from overseas were kept. Apparently you weren't allowed to pet them though, so he figured that Jazz wouldn't be interested.

They thanked the human who had sold them their tickets and walked into the petting zoo.

There were children everywhere.

Prowl felt distinctly out of place here and was starting to feel uncomfortable. Jazz was exercising his ability to ignore the stares of those around him and made a high pitched squeaking noise the moment he laid eyes on something fluffy, white and very cute.

"Lambs, Prowler! There are lambs!" Jazz exclaimed, clutching Prowls arm with one hand and pointing to the fluffy creature with the other.

"Do you want to go see them?"

"Yes!"

Prowl forced Jazz to link arms with him to stop him from shooting over and possibly scaring the young animals. Once close enough, Jazz wriggled free from Prowls grip and entered the pen, immediately kneeling down to stroke a lamb. Within seconds, all of the lambs in the pen abandoned the children they were being fussed by and swarmed around Jazz, bleating and trying to wrestle the others away.

Well, this was decidedly awkward.

"Jazz, you don't think the holograms give off some strange frequency do you?" Prowl asked, quickly glancing around. Jazz was getting a lot of strange looks. Jazz was silent for a moment before he replied.

"They might..."

Prowl sighed and relented to the fact that they'd be swarmed no matter what. "I think you'd better let the human children have a go. They're getting a bit jealous." He said, carefully eyeing a young boy who was starting to stamp his feet over the absence of lambs.

"That'd be a good idea." He replied, giving a lamb a parting stroke on the head before standing up and climbing over the fence, not risking opening the gate and freeing the lambs.

They moved around all of the pens, Jazz swarming the animals inside and being swarmed in return. Sometimes, Prowl would be pulled into the pen by Jazz and he would awkwardly stand there while the animals head butted him to encourage head-patting. When he thought Jazz wasn't looking, he indulged them.

Just when Prowl thought that Jazz wouldn't get excited over the sight of fluffy animals anymore, Jazz proved him wrong.

"Prowler there are bunnies!" He excitedly squealed, jumping up and down. He immediately wrapped both of his arms around Prowls, and looked up at him pleadingly. "Please come in with me?"

Prowl tried his best to resist, but Jazz was pulling the face, the face being the one he pulled when he wanted something. He usually got it.

"... If you must." Prowl mumbled, resigning to the fact his dignity would most likely be destroyed. As they were about to go in, a staff member handed them a bunch of greenery each.

"It's the rabbits feeding time." They explained, indicating to the rabbits already nibbling away at the plant life. "We like to let guests feed them, it adds to the experience."

Thanking the worker, they entered the pen. This time, the rabbits were more focused on the food being presented to them by the young children than the holograms. Prowl sat down on a stool that he found and watched as Jazz found a rabbit that wasn't being presented anything and started hand-feeding it pieces of lettuce.

Hiding his smile behind his hand, Prowl watched him. He felt a little tug on the lettuce in his hand, and he looked down to see that he'd attracted the attention of a black and white bunny. He lowered his hand so the rabbit would have an easier time getting it, and watched with great interest as the rabbit nibbled away.

He heard someone chuckling, and looked up to see Jazz standing next to him holding a rabbit that was mostly fur. "Havin' fun, Prowler?"

Blushing slightly, Prowl looked back down to the rabbit. "I can see why you like them."

"Cute, ain't they?"

"Very." Prowl replied, jumping backwards as the rabbit decided that they would much prefer to be on Prowls lap than the ground. The animal made themselves comfy before reaching out to the lettuce Prowl was holding, making it very clear what they wanted.

Jazz sat down on the stool next to Prowl, fluffy bunny still firmly in his arms, absently stroking it as he watched Prowl.

"Ah want one." He said quietly. Prowl looked up at him.

"A rabbit?"

"They're so cute..."

"We're too big for them."

"Ah know, it'd jus' be nice."

Prowl sighed. He absently started scratching the rabbit under its chin as it nibbled away. "We should probably think about going." He said, glancing up at the sky. It looked as though it threatened to rain. Jazz nodded, allowing the rabbit on his lap to hop away. Prowl followed suit, and they both stood to leave.

They linked arms again as they left, and when they arrived back at their cars Prowl wrapped his arm around Jazz's shoulder. "I'll see what I can do about getting some rabbits." He said quietly. Jazz made an excited sound, quickly turning and hugging Prowl. He nuzzled into his neck, purring at him.

"Jazz, we're getting started at."

"Ah don't care." Jazz hummed, smirking at the indignant splutter from Prowl.

Prowl rolled his eyes and awkwardly started shuffling towards his body. "If you don't let go, we are going in the boot."

"Fine by me, no preyin' optics." Jazz purred, his tone suggesting something that should never be done in public – especially places swarming with young children.

"Can these even do tha-" Prowl was cut short as their holograms suddenly disappeared.

::I take it Wheeljack put a time limit on these::

::Yeah, 'swhy Ah didn't let go::

::Good, I'm not sure my boot's big enough::

Jazz chuckled, and started pulling out of the parking lot, Prowl following him.

I am so totally going to do more for this, imagine them at a zoo. That'd be adorable.

I got the idea from watching my dad feed spinach to our chickens 0/0 It was very cute, they go wild for it.

~Llama