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I was going to get my way. I was going to fuck Leah Clearwater because she knew I wouldn't give up the apartment otherwise. While I did not exactly like the idea of giving up my precious place, it meant confirmed sex so I could deal with my shit hole of an apartment for a while longer. My hands roamed up her sides and slid up underneath her shirt. I ran my tongue along the edge of her teeth being careful not to cut my tongue on her sharp fang like teeth. I hoped to god she wasn't a biter when it came to blow jobs. That could end very badly for me and Edward Jr.

"This is what you wanted right?" She purred in to my mouth while rolling us over. Hey if she wanted control then I was all for that. Let her do all of the hard work while I simply enjoyed myself. "You wanted me since I walked in to that bar didn't you pretty boy?"

"Yes." I groaned and placed the palms of my hands on the back of her thighs. She had such firm muscular thighs and that was so fucking sexy. The things she could probably do with those legs, the positions she could tolerate, it almost made me quiver with anticipation.

"To bad it is never going to happen pretty boy." Suddenly a sharp pain hit me right in the middle of my stomach and I bent forward on reaction. Leah had brought her knee up and in to my stomach before rolling off the bed and running in the direction of the door. She paused right before leaving. "Do you think I am stupid? You have nothing to do with the decision of whether I rent this place or not. Soon as I talk to Jasper and confirm I am going to rent this place then you are going to be out on your ass."

I stumbled to my feet and raced after her. I had to get to Jasper before her. I needed to tell him I would rent the place properly. She wasn't going to steal my apartment out from under me. It just was not going to happen. I raced down the stairs and saw her closing in on my brother in law to be and I looked around frantically. No way was I going to be able to make it to him before she did. My only hope would be to reach Alice before Leah reached Jasper. I saw my sister working at the bar and made a dash in that direction. I flung myself over a table and nearly tripped over a few chairs, but I made it to her right around the same time Leah had made it to Jasper.

"Alice I want to rent the apartment!" The words were practically screamed in her face and I felt as if my lungs were on fire from all the running I did. My hands went to my knees as I tried to catch my breath. "I will pay any rent you guys want as long as you let me have it."

My tiny sister shot me a look indicating I had lost my mind in her opinion. "Holy crow Edward you didn't need to Hulk your way over here to impress me. Sure you can rent the apartment. We can go and talk to Jasper about it now. He will be pleased to know that you are finally getting off of your lazy ass and paying us for using our space. How very grown up of you brother. I don't know what you have been smoking, but feel free to do it whenever Jasper and I need some extra cash."

Victory took over as my primary emotion and I wanted to jump in glee. I had done it! I had gotten the apartment first. As we headed over to Jasper, I couldn't stop the swagger in my steps. I was pleased as punch to learn I had won. I may not have gotten sex, but I sure as hell had gotten the apartment that I had wanted. Edward Cullen had one while Leah Clearwater had zero.

"Hey Alice guess what?" My honey blond friend grinned at his fiancée. "I just rented out the apartment."

My sister frowned and looked at me. "That's convenient because I just did the same thing."

The Quilette woman turned her full glare on me. "I won! I got to Jasper first!"

"No I got to Alice first. Ha! The apartment is mine!" I smirked and puffed my chest out slightly. If it came down to it then I would get the apartment because I was family.

Leah let her eyes narrow in to deadly slits. "I'm willing to pay fifty extra dollars."

I raised an eyebrow in her direction while pulling a cigarette out of my pocket. "I'll pay and extra sixty."

"Seventy five then." She hissed and took a step in my direction. She was trying to look intimidating, but she needed to remember that I wasn't intimidated by a woman.

"It seems that we have a small problem." My sister chimed in and stepped in between Leah and me. "Apparently Jasper and I may have miscommunicated a bit and because of that we rented the apartment out to both of you. Now it wouldn't be fair to give the apartment to just one of you since you both rented it at the exact same time and that would be picking favorites."

Jasper chose that moment to pick up where his fiancée had left off. "So we have decided that both of you will get the apartment unless one of you is willing to back down. Since I doubt that is going to happen it means that both of you are going to be living there and you need to play nice. Do you think you can do that? If you two can't agree on this then I am afraid we won't rent to either of you."

My almost conquest let her shoulders drop as she looked at me warily. "I need this apartment. If I have to stay at home for one more day there may be a mass homicide in La Push and I don't look good in orange."

"Guess that means we are roomies." I stated with a sly grin as I slung and arm around her shoulder. "Don't look so blue gorgeous. If it will cheer you up any I am happy to inform you that I sleep in the nude."

TBC…

AN: So because I have such lovely reviewers and one annoying and very persistent cousin, I have decided to make this a full blown story. I hope that makes all of you very happy. I don't know exactly what is going to happen since I had not planned for this to be a full length story, but I am sure ideas will just come to me, they always do. Anyways, let me know what you thought about this chapter and what you think about it becoming a full length story. I would love to hear your ideas if you have any.

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Preview for the next chapter:

"I call dibs on the bedroom and you can have the spare room as a bedroom."

"I thought we had to share."

"I am sharing by letting you live here at all."

"I think we should split the bedroom."

"Not going to happen pretty boy." "You keep your penis in the spare room and away from me."