warning: long authors note
hey guys i just wanted to say a few things so i am going to number them
1. im Sorry!
2. pot of gold ep from glee
3. niff
4. football
1. im sorry
i am so sorry that took this long to upload, i had another little bit to this chapter but i scraped it and put it in the next chapter. i didnt want to make the sleep over at kurt's house this long but it just kind of happened. so the next chapter is still at kurt's house but then no more lol. as i said im sorry this took so long to upload but i have been pretty sick lately with getting a CT scan and countless blood tests so i havent had the chance to write and i felt really bad.
2. Pot of gold ep from glee
so can anyone explain to me why finn was such a douche in this episode? i was very excited to watch it and then when i did finn kept being rude to blaine which is not cool. i know blaine is trying a little hard but he is trying to fit in. plus when he sang last friday night was cute and when he danced with kurt. i loved the look blaine gave kurt when kurt asked if rachel air brushed out her jowls. made me laugh but anyways.
3. Niff
i miss writing jeff, i know i am that pathetic but i had to tell you. so jeff will be making a come back in a few chapters so hopefully you look forward to that.
4. football
in this chapter the boys talk about football. since being from australia i have no idea which american football team is the best so i choose the eagals. if you no a better team or anything let me know.
so thankyou for bothering to read my long rant lol. so please enjoy the chapter and tell me what you think
:)
'Ok the brownies are cooling, the noodles are straining, the cream is whipped and the raspberry sauce is made' Kurt said to himself as he continued to stir the spaghetti sauce. Kurt heard footsteps behind him but he didn't look up; he knew it was Blaine. Kurt felt Blaine hug him from behind and rest his head on Kurt's shoulder.
"Did you know that my car has a thing called a spark plug?" Blaine asked curiously, Kurt resisted the urge to laugh and continued to stir the sauce.
"That would be standard in all cars Blaine" Kurt explained.
"Ah, that is probably good that my car has one then" Blaine said as he nuzzled his head on Kurt's shoulder.
"I want this hoodie, it is so soft" Blaine mumbled against Kurt's shoulder, Kurt laughed quietly and reached for a spoon in the draw. Kurt scooped up a spoonful of sauce turned his face to Blaine's.
"Try this for me, i'm not sure if it taste good" Kurt said as he held out the spoon for Blaine to take it; Blaine just opened his mouth.
"You want me to feed you?" Kurt asked quizzically.
"Well my hands are busy" Blaine said as he hugged Kurt closer to him "and beside I like when you feed me".
"So I have so satisfy your need to be fed like a baby?" Kurt asked playfully.
"Sounds about right" Blaine said teasingly, Kurt rolled his eyes and laughed at Blaine.
"Do you want a train or a plane?" Kurt asked sarcastically.
"Plane" Blaine stated, Kurt rolled his eyes at the seriousness of Blaine's voice.
"Here comes the aeroplane" Kurt cooed sarcastically as he moved the spoon towards Blaine's mouth and then changed course at the last second. Kurt started laughing
when he saw Blaine's disappointed face.
"Hey that is just mean" Blaine said through a laugh.
"I'm sorry, here" Kurt said as he moved the spoon closer to Blaine's mouth then turned it away again, Kurt started cackling as he saw Blaine's confused expression.
"You are so mean" Blaine accused, Kurt just winked at Blaine.
"I'm sorry but it's really funny" Kurt admitted as he put the spoon in the pot.
"Well you have a sadistic sense of humour" Blaine tease playfully, Kurt turned in Blaine's arms and leant against the counter.
"Such strong words from such a tiny man" Kurt teased as he wrapped his arms around the back of Blaine's neck.
"Ooo" Blaine laughed out as he moved Kurt closer.
"You know I really should be offended but by you saying that it just proves that you love me" Blaine said as he leant his forehead on Kurt's.
"Just to let you know you take all the fun out of flirting" Kurt said as he softly placed his forehead against Blaine's.
"I do not, I just like to add a little bit of romance into every conversation" Blaine whispered as he placed his hands on either side of Kurt's hips.
"Romance? What's the fun in that?" Kurt whispered deviously.
"Well if romance is not what you want" Blaine said as he trapped Kurt against the counter.
"Kurt!" Finn shouted as he walked down the hallway, Kurt felt Blaine try and get away but he held him closer.
"And where do you think you are going?" Kurt asked as he smiled impishly at Blaine.
"Away so I don't get killed by your older brother" Blaine said a little panicked; Kurt rolled his eyes and peck Blaine gently on the lips.
"Blaine my family isn't out to kill" Kurt assured.
"You can never be too sure" Blaine muttered, Kurt laughed and looked up to see Finn walk into the room with an awkward expression on his face.
"Oh were you two you know like making out or something?" Finn asked sheepishly, Blaine cleared his throat and went to speak. Kurt saw his fake dapper smile on his face and covered it with his hand.
"About to but we were interrupted" Kurt explained, Kurt saw Blaine's eyes widen with fear.
"Really, by who?" Finn asked curiously, Blaine removed Kurt's hand from his mouth and gave Finn a skeptical look.
"He's joking right?" Blaine asked curiously, Kurt just shook his head.
"I wish" Kurt said tiredly.
"Hey Kurt when is dinner? I'm starving" Finn said as he sat on top of the table.
"People eat on that" Kurt said in a disgusted tone, Finn just shrugged.
"And I sit on it" Finn said simply, Kurt took a deep breath and rolled his eyes.
"So when do we eat? I haven't eaten for like...45 minutes" Finn said astounded.
"Well everything is ready; we are just waiting on your dwarf of a girlfriend to arrive" Kurt said nonchalantly, Finn gave Kurt a peeved look.
"You can't really call Rachel a dwarf when Blaine looks like a hobbit. No offence" Finn said as he smiled at Blaine.
"I wasn't offended until you said no offence" Blaine quipped; Finn smirked and hopped off the table.
"You're an alright dude" Finn said before walking out of the kitchen, Kurt kept smiling at Blaine.
"What?" Blaine asked curiously.
"How many times have you ever been called a 'dude'?" Kurt asked as his smile widened.
"I don't know but it is low" Blaine said as he hugged Kurt tighter to him.
"Well I think Finn is going to be accustomed to calling you either 'bro' or 'dude' from now on" Kurt teased.
"I hope not" Blaine said seriously, Kurt smiled and kissed Blaine chastely on the lips.
"Well dinner is ready; did you want to go in the lounge room?" Kurt asked.
"Only if I get to sit next to you" Blaine said coyly.
"Like you would be allowed to sit anywhere else" Kurt said as he led Blaine into the lounge room. Burt and Carole were sitting in the arm chairs and were watching the local news.
"Dad can we watch the TV?" Kurt asked as they walked over to the couch, Blaine sat against the arm of the couch and Kurt sat next to Blaine.
"Sure" Burt said as he stood up and handed the remote to Blaine.
"Blaine you can watch what ever you want" Burt said earnestly before Carole and he walked out of the room.
"That was weird" Blaine stated as he watched Burt leave.
"He is not even that nice to me" Kurt stated, deep in thought.
"Jealous?" Blaine asked as he wrapped an arm around Kurt's waist and pulled him closer.
"No just confused, what exactly did you two talk about before?" Kurt asked as he rested his head on Blaine's shoulder.
"I don't really know to be honest" Blaine said earnestly, Kurt looked up at Blaine and gave him a confused look.
"What do you mean you don't know?" Kurt asked curiously, Blaine just shrugged and started to play with Kurt's hair.
"I don't know, he was talking about my car and kept asking me questions. I just smiled and nodded and pretended to know what he was talking about. He asked if he could drive it again tomorrow which I said yes to and he hugged me" Blaine said, he sounded just as confused as Kurt.
"He hugged you?" Kurt asked quizzically as he raised an eyebrow, Blaine nodded.
"Wow, I don't think he has even hugged Rachel before" Kurt said proudly.
"So does that mean i'm winning?" Blaine asked, Kurt snorted and looked up at Blaine.
"I don't think that there is a winner or a loser when it comes to wooing my dad Blaine" Kurt said as he leant up and kissed Blaine on the cheek.
"But I am winning right?" Blaine asked smugly, Kurt rolled his eyes.
"Yes Blaine you are winning the imaginary contest between Rachel and you" Kurt said sarcastically.
"Thought so" Blaine said proudly, Kurt rolled his eyes and looked up at Blaine while he rested his head on Blaine's shoulder.
"You seem oddly happy tonight, like extremely happy" Kurt mused as he looked up at Blaine; Blaine just shrugged and started to softly run his fingers through Kurt's hair.
"No reason to be unhappy I guess. I haven't really had a chance this week to see you properly and now I do. It's really nice just sitting here with you and making dinner with you was fun. Plus I get to stay in your bed tonight and why the hell is your hair so soft?" Blaine asked as he continued to run his fingers through Kurt's extremely soft hair, Kurt just laughed and grinned up at Blaine.
"It's called shampoo Blaine, you should try it sometime" Kurt teased as he nuzzled his head on Blaine's chest.
"I do you use shampoo but it never makes my hair feel like this, this is wonderful" Blaine said earnestly as he continued to softly play with Kurt's hair, Kurt smiled contently started to play with a button on Blaine's black trench coat.
"Well thank you but your hair is a completely different texture to mine and anyway your curls make you look extremely cute" Kurt said earnestly as he grinned up at Blaine.
"Cute?" Blaine asked skeptically; Kurt nodded and lightly pushed Blaine against the arm of the couch and lay on top of his chest.
"Cute, handsome, adorable, sexy, gorgeous" Kurt said as he placed a chaste kiss on Blaine's lips after every word.
"Ahem" Burt cleared his throat loudly; Kurt looked up at the doorway and frowned.
"Yes?" Kurt asked innocently as he laid his head on Blaine's chest, Kurt tried to fight a grin when he felt Blaine's heart beat accelerate.
"Do you remember our ground rules that we went over?" Burt asked firmly.
"Yes I do and I am not breaking any of them" Kurt said matter-of-factly, Burt looked at him quizzically and raised an eyebrow. Kurt felt Blaine try and sit up but Kurt winked at Blaine and kept him in place.
"Oh really, how do you figure?" Burt asked quizzically as he tightly crossed his arms over his chest and glared daggers at his son.
"Well rule one if I remember correctly was no touching, and then you specified it to no making out on the couch or anywhere" Kurt started.
"And you two are making o-"
"Kissing, well I'm kissing Blaine and he isn't doing anything. So technically I am not breaking any rules" Kurt said smugly, Burt went to protest but stopped.
"Fine but stop anyway, Rachel is here and you need to serve dinner" Burt stated before walking out of the room.
"You know it's mean to trap me, how am I suppose to keep up my good guy image when I am caught lying under my boyfriend on the couch?" Blaine asked curiously, Kurt rolled his eyes and quickly stood up from the couch and helped Blaine up.
"I think that being caught with your boyfriend and not somebody else will prolong your good guy image" Kurt assured as they walked into the kitchen.
"I didn't think of that" Blaine said deep in thought, Kurt shook his head slowly and walked over to the cupboard to get out the serving bowls.
"Oh my god, Kurt are you ok?" Rachel squealed, Kurt almost dropped the bowls from surprise and gently placed them on the counter top before looking superciliously at Rachel.
"I'm fine" Kurt said slowly as he continued to give Rachel a strange look. 'Of course I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?' Kurt asked himself.
"Are you sure, you just look... different. The sweat pants and the hoodie, are you sick or something?" Rachel said as she looked Kurt up and down. Kurt groaned agitatedly and started to plate up the dishes.
"You know I think I should have thought of this years a go" Burt thought of loud.
"I like how all of you can find the funny side of this because I sure as hell can't" Kurt snapped as he continued to carefully plate up equal amounts of noodles and sauce to each plate.
"Oh little Kurt's angry" Finn teased as he grinned evilly at Kurt.
"Honey bear don't be mean to Kurt" Rachel said sweetly.
"Fine baby cakes I won't" Finn assured, Kurt looked up to see Burt smiling as he listened to Finn and Rachel's conversation; Kurt couldn't help but join in.
"Dad can you take Carole's and yours bowl into the dining room?" Kurt asked as he pushed the bowls towards him, Burt nodded and walked out the kitchen with the bowls in hand.
"So pookey, did you miss me?" Rachel asked sweetly, Kurt heard Blaine started coughing and caught the faint smile on his face.
"I sure did pudding" Finn assured as he gently hugged Rachel.
"Oh you're such a stud muffin" Rachel said in a childish tone.
"And you are a doll" Finn said earnestly, Kurt caught the strange look on Blaine's face and smiled to himself.
"Aw sugar bear" Rachel cooed and leant up on her tippy toes to kiss Finn.
"Finn Rachel's and yours are ready" Kurt said firmly.
"Thanks dude" Finn said as Rachel and he walked out the kitchen with their bowls. Blaine walked over next to Kurt and stared incredulously at him.
"They aren't serious are they?" Blaine asked curiously.
"They are" Kurt said as he handed a bowl to Blaine.
"I am so sorry" Blaine said earnestly as he gazed into Kurt's eyes, Kurt just shrugged and gently placed his hand on Blaine's cheek and lightly traced his thumb over Blaine's cheekbone.
"It's ok you didn't know but don't ever call me darling or sweetheart or god forbid honey bear" Kurt said seriously, Blaine laughed lightly and shook his head.
"Wouldn't dream of it, it's a little disconcerting now anyways" Blaine admitted, Kurt smiled and kissed Blaine on the lips; Blaine kissed Kurt back and smiled.
"Good" Kurt laughed and picked up his bowl and they walked into the dining room. Burt and Carole were sitting at either end of the table while Rachel and Finn were sitting next to each other on one side.
"Blaine, sit next to me" Burt said friendly but Kurt didn't like the look in his dad's eyes.
"You don't have to" Kurt told firmly.
"Ignore Kurt; he doesn't know what he is saying. Sit" Burt said simply and gestured to the chair. Blaine sat down cautiously and plastered his fake polite smile on his face. Kurt groaned angrily and huffed down in the dining chair next to Blaine. 'Not the dapper smile' Kurt thought to himself.
"What's up with you?" Finn asked through a mouthful of food, Kurt gave Finn a repulsed look.
"Chew, swallow then talk" Kurt stated, Kurt heard muffled laughter around him but ignored them; Finn started nodding his head while he chewed his food then swallowed it.
"So Blaine how is everyone at Dalton?" Burt asked curiously as he started to twirl noodles around his folk, Kurt noticed Blaine sit up a little straighter in his seat before he answered.
"Very well sir, the warblers are working extremely hard on an upcoming performance" Blaine said politely, Kurt rolled his eyes and forcefully stabbed at his food. 'Yay there goes normal Blaine' Kurt thought sarcastically.
"That's good to hear-"
"The warblers are working on a song? What song are you working on? Kurt said you weren't working on anything" Rachel interjected impatiently; Kurt rolled his eyes for the umpteenth time that night and quietly continued to eat his dinner.
"Well Rachel I am not at liberty to disclose that kind of information" Blaine stated politely with his charming smile set deeply in place.
"What does clothes have to do with this?" Finn asked quietly to Rachel.
"Not actual clothes Finn he means... never mind" Kurt said tiredly as he saw Finn become more confused.
"Why can't you tell me?" Rachel whined.
"Well Rachel under strict instructions from the head of the warbler council, any member of the warblers that shares important information with an outside member of a rival show choir will be dealt with severely and I do not want to know what the consequences are" Blaine said as he used his charming smile again.
"Is Blaine even speaking English?" Finn whispered, Kurt smiled faintly and returned his gaze back to his bowl.
"Hey Finn that Eagle's game is on tomorrow night" Burt said nonchalantly, Blaine perked up.
"Really?" Blaine asked excitedly and looked hopefully at Kurt.
"Great I guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow night" Kurt muttered displeased.
"Come on Kurt you like football" Burt cajoled.
"No Blaine likes foot ball, I-"
"You like scarves" Rachel laughed.
"Yes" Kurt said sarcastically, everyone started to laugh which made Kurt roll his eyes and forcefully stab at his food.
"So Blaine, what team do you go for?" Burt asked curiously, Kurt zoned out; he couldn't handle any more 'guy talk'. Kurt felt a foot touch his, he looked at Blaine and wonder what he was doing. Kurt saw Blaine encapsulated in a conversation with Burt and figured it wasn't him. Kurt looked around the table, Carole was smiling and nodding along to whatever Burt was saying, it obviously wasn't his dad since he was at the other end of the table and his legs weren't that long. Finn looked exceedingly happy at the current dinner discussion but Rachel looked at bit remorseful, Kurt felt the foot travel up his leg and frowned.
"Whoever that foot belongs to that is my leg" Kurt said pointedly, the foot quickly retracted and received confused looks from everyone.
"What?" Blaine asked with a confused expression.
"Sorry I thought you were Finn" Rachel admitted quietly.
"I'm still confused" Finn said as he looked at Rachel with a puzzled expression.
"Rachel is trying to play footsies with me under the table" Kurt explained.
"It wasn't intentional; I thought you were Finn besides football is boring and I decided to curb my boredom" Rachel announced.
"Doesn't help when Blaine is being polite dapper Blaine" Kurt chided and frowned at Blaine.
"I am not" Blaine protested, Kurt quirked an eyebrow.
"You are too" Kurt rebuked.
"Am not" Blaine said coolly.
"Are too" Kurt replied lightly.
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Guys! Stop it" Burt said exasperatedly.
"Are too" Kurt added quickly, Blaine rolled his eyes but smiled fondly at Kurt.
"Kurt why don't you serve up dessert?" Burt asked tiredly.
"Gladly" Kurt replied, he stood up and collected all the bowls.
"Do you need any help?" Blaine asked politely.
"No it's ok, Finn likes to help when I serve the brownies" Kurt said sweetly before he gently ruffled Blaine's hair and walked out of the dining room with Finn swiftly following him.
"Finn that's disgusting" Blaine heard Kurt shouting from the kitchen.
"But dude it taste delicious" Finn protested.
"Should we go help them?" Blaine asked curiously as he surveyed the table, everyone didn't seem bothered by what they were hearing.
"No Kurt can keep him in line, I'd be more scared for Finn's safety though" Rachel said quietly.
"Finn that's hot" Kurt shouted.
"Ow, that hurts!" Finn screamed loudly.
"Oh my god, Finn is lucky to have a nurse as a mother" Rachel muttered.
"It has come in handy over the last 17 years. I have never known someone to be so accident prone" Carole admitted.
"Finn just take them to the table" Kurt said exasperatedly, Blaine smirked a little. Blaine was shocked when he saw Finn walk back into the dining room.
"Finn what did you do!" Rachel shouted, purely with concern.
"I wanted to look like a zombie and there was raspberry sauce leftover, so voila" Finn said as he placed the bowls on the table, he had sauce streaked on his cheeks and a strange look in his eye.
"Looks like you tried to shave and missed terribly" Blaine chortled, Burt smiled at Blaine.
"That's actually pretty funny" Burt said approvingly and patted Blaine on the shoulder, 'Ok he is starting to like me' Blaine thought happily to himself.
"Dad don't break Blaine's shoulder" Kurt warned as he walked into the dining room and placed a plate in front of Blaine.
"Wasn't going to" Burt laughed; he squeezed Blaine's shoulder again and let go to pick up a folk.
"You are fairly strong dad" Kurt gibed.
"And I'm weak?" Blaine asked curiously, Kurt just smirked and sat down in his seat.
"Considering that you have already cried once tonight, I would consider you slightly weak" Kurt teased before picking up a spoon and took a mouthful of his brownie.
"You made Blaine cry? That's awesome" Finn said excitedly, Kurt rolled his eyes.
"I didn't make him cry… an onion did" Kurt teased.
"Hey that onion was powerful and I didn't even get a thank you for cutting it up. Besides I don't cry as much as Jeff does" Blaine reminded proudly.
"Yeah but that is because he can't handle stress all that well" Kurt reminded.
"At least Nick is always there to help him" Blaine said reassuringly.
"How are they anyway? I haven't spoken to Jeff since I left" Kurt asked.
"Well Jeff is trying out for another solo, which is funny considering it's his 9th time without getting it and Nick still away somewhere with his parents. London I think, so Jeff is missing him pretty badly according to the rumours floating around Dalton" Blaine said, Kurt just smiled in thought.
"They are really good for each other" Kurt said.
"They really are" Blaine said in agreement.
"But I think they were ranked second at Dalton on the cute couples list" Blaine said flirtatiously.
"And who was ranked first?" Kurt asked curiously, Blaine felt Kurt's foot against his and saw a wicked smile spread across his face.
"Feel free to include us into your conversation anytime soon" Rachel said sarcastically.
"Oh I'm so sorry; I didn't mean to offend any of you. I hope that you can forgive m- Ow!" Blaine said as he rubbed his shin after Kurt kicked him and saw Kurt glowering at him.
"Stop it" Kurt whispered forcefully.
"Stop what?" Blaine asked curiously, 'what did I do?' Blaine thought.
"Stop being dapper Blaine" Kurt said pointedly.
"What do you mean 'dapper Blaine'?" Rachel asked inquisitively.
"Nothing" Blaine said before Kurt could say anything.
"So Kurt" Burt said after an awkward silence, Kurt looked up from his plate with his spoon in his mouth.
"What have you got planned for tomorrow?" Burt asked curiously, Blaine couldn't look away from Kurt. 'What is he doing with that spoon?' Blaine shouted in his head, he didn't even hear what Kurt was saying. Kurt kept twisting the spoon in his mouth and licking the spoon in a very inappropriate way which no one else seemed to notice. 'Is it really inappropriate or are you just too turned on by him?' Blaine asked himself, Blaine kept looking at Kurt and smiling goofily. 'Kurt certainly has a talented tongue' Blaine thought impishly. 'No Blaine, look away' Blaine shouted in his head, how the hell was Kurt doing that? 'Does he not see that his dad is sitting right there?' Blaine asked himself.
"Earth to Blaine?" Finn asked loudly, Blaine snapped out of his trance and smiled charmingly at Finn.
"I'm sorry what did you say?" Blaine asked politely.
"I asked if you were going to eat that, you haven't even touched it" Finn said looking at Blaine's plate, drooling a little bit. Blaine looked over at Kurt who was looking at him with a mocking smile and continued to eat his brownie with that damn spoon.
"Oh I, um, sure you can have it, Kurt can I have a word with you?" Blaine asked politely.
"Oh Kurt's in trouble" Finn teased as he stretched over grabbed Blaine's plate, Kurt rolled his eyes and excused himself and Blaine from the table. Blaine followed Kurt into the kitchen leant against the counter while Kurt stood in front of him.
"What's up?" Kurt asked innocently, Blaine crossed his arms lightly over his chest and smiled at Kurt.
"Are you doing that on purpose?" Blaine asked quizzically, Kurt quirked an eyebrow and stared.
"And what exactly was I doing on purpose?" Kurt asked curiously, Blaine tilted his head to the side slightly and gave Kurt a quizzical expression.
"You seriously don't know?" Blaine asked incredulously.
"No I don't know what imaginary thing I was supposedly doing" Kurt said in a confused tone.
"So that thing with the spoon, you didn't know you were doing it?" Blaine asked curiously.
"What thing with the spoon?" Kurt asked even more confused.
"The whole twisting and licking the spoon thing" Blaine stated.
"There was chocolate on the spoon and I couldn't get it off, if that's what you mean" Kurt asked.
"That's what you were doing? It looked like you were making out with the spoon" Blaine huffed; Kurt gave Blaine a strange look which quickly turned into a huge mocking grin.
"Blaine Anderson, are you jealous of a spoon?" Kurt chortled.
"No" Blaine muttered and looked away from Kurt. 'Am I jealous?' Blaine asked himself.
"Yes you are" Kurt said in an amused tone as he started nodding his head.
"Regardless" Blaine started; Kurt continued to smile broadly at Blaine.
"Can you please stop? I think I zoned out for 5 minutes because I was so transfixed by you" Blaine admitted.
"So i'm bewitching?" Kurt said in a patronising tone.
"Bewitching, trance inducing take your pick but please stop. I want to appear like a normal human being infront of your family and you are certainly not making it easy for me" Blaine admitted, Kurt pursed his lips and place his index finger on his lips in thought.
"I'll make you a deal" Kurt said after a minute, Blaine quirked an eyebrow and looked at Kurt.
"I'm intrigued" Blaine said as he gave Kurt his full attention.
"I'll stop with the spoon if you give up the good guy, dapper, charming Blaine Anderson act. Seriously it's getting old and really annoying" Kurt said firmly.
"But if i'm not him who can I be around your family?" Blaine asked seriously, Kurt sighed and rolled his eyes in response.
"You can be the Blaine that I know and love. He is so much better than stuck up primped school boy that has a compulsive need to please everyone" Kurt stated.
"I do not have a compulsive need to please everyone" Blaine retorted, Kurt crossed his arms and gave Blaine a disbelieving look.
"You try to placate everyone Blaine" Kurt said gently.
"So please drop the act and I will stop the make out session with the spoon that I am supposedly having" Kurt said sarcastically.
"It was happening and it was rather distracting" Blaine told, Kurt got a devilish look in his eyes and took a small step towards Blaine.
"Distracting you say" Kurt said as he started to play with Blaine's scarf and smile evilly at Blaine.
"Yes it's um very distracting" Blaine said awkwardly as he cleared his throat.
"Really" Kurt said as he started to run his index finger down Blaine's chest.
"Uh huh" was all Blaine managed to say.
"And what exactly was I doing?" Kurt asked impishly, as he slowly leant his face an inch away from Blaine's. Blaine could feel Kurt's hot breath against his face.
"Umm" Blaine stammered, 'come on Blaine, pull yourself together' Blaine told himself.
"Would it be something like this?" Kurt asked innocently, as he leant closer and pressed himself against Blaine.
"Umm" Blaine said.
"Or maybe something like this?" Kurt said as he tilted his lips towards Blaine's. Blaine leant forward to meet Kurt but was startled when he started to giggle.
"You are so gullible" Kurt chortled before slowly walking away. Blaine slumped against the counter and looked at Kurt.
"You'll be the death of me I swear" Blaine told as he tried to stand up a little and compose himself.
"You're fun to tease and I get the best reaction out of you. You should have seen your face" Kurt teased as he slowly walked to the hallway door.
"Wait you just broke our deal" Blaine stated, Kurt turned back and looked Blaine.
"How?" Kurt asked quizzically as he slouched against the door frame and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Well you said you would stop and then you go and do that" Blaine protested.
"I never said I'd stop teasing you, just that I would stop with the spoon thing. Silly boy" Kurt chuckled before walking out of the kitchen. Blaine groaned and slumped back against the counter with a thud.
'He is so cruel' Blaine sighed exasperatedly before following Kurt back in to the dinning room.
"And where do you think you two are going?" a voice asked pointedly, Blaine turned around and to his surprise it was Rachel. Everyone had finished up with dessert and was now drying the dinner dishes in the kitchen. Dessert ran smoother then Blaine thought, Kurt actually stopped with the spoon but kept smiling evilly at Blaine. Finn and Rachel were engrossed into a debate over whether it was important to talk about ballet or baseball. Finn won as Burt was on his side, so that left Rachel in a foul mood ever since.
"To watch a movie" Kurt said slowly as he gripped Blaine's hand and headed towards his bedroom.
"Um no, that isn't allowed at this current time" Rachel stated as she crossed her tiny arms forcefully over her chest, Blaine exchanged a confused glance with Kurt before looking back at Rachel.
"I'm not sure I follow" Kurt said as he slowly let go of Blaine's hand and copied Rachel's stance, Blaine subconsciously moved closer to Kurt at the loss of contact. Rachel frowned at Kurt and tightened her arms across her chest; this wasn't making any sense to Blaine.
"Kurt this isn't a time to be funny" Rachel snapped, Kurt tilted his head slightly to the side and gave her a strange look.
"Rachel I honestly have no idea what you are talking about" Kurt said earnestly, Rachel huffed and glowered at Kurt.
"You promised that when I came over tonight that we could go over some new dance moves for glee club" Rachel said painfully slow as if she was talking to a small child. Blaine glanced sideways at Kurt.
"You agreed to that? Why did you agree to that?" Blaine whispered, Kurt waved him off and turned back to Rachel.
"When did I do this?" Kurt asked as he gave her a disbelieving stare.
"When you were driving to your dad's garage after school today" Rachel said matter-of-factly.
"You can't hold me to that; I wasn't even paying attention to what you were saying" Kurt snapped, Blaine muffled a laugh as he saw Rachel try and give Kurt her diva glare but it wasn't as nearly as powerful as Kurt's.
"I can and will hold you to this. Besides as 'complicated' as the warblers dance moves may be" Rachel started sarcastically, Blaine saw the quick smirk that flashed on Kurt's face then disappeared.
"I need to re-educate you on the dance moves that the new directions have been using, now follow me" Rachel said as she snapped her fingers and walked out of the kitchen into the lounge room.
"I can't believe you made out with her" Kurt muttered before taking Blaine's hand and leading him into the lounge room.
"I was drunk; can you really hold me to that?" Blaine asked sweetly, Kurt rolled his eyes and walked passed the couch.
"I suppose not but i'm glad you came to your senses, it took you long enough though" Kurt said aggravated before gesturing the couch to Blaine.
"Oh do I detect jealousy?" Blaine asked as he placed his hands on either side of Kurt's hips and smiled emphatically at Kurt; Kurt rolled his eyes and placed his hands around the back of Blaine's neck.
"How would you feel if the guy you liked kissed someone else?" Kurt asked quizzically.
"How do you think I felt when Karofsky kissed you?" Blaine asked lightly, Kurt glowered fiercely at Blaine.
"That's not funny Blaine and you know it" Kurt snapped but didn't move away from Blaine, Blaine instantly regret it.
"I know, I shouldn't have said it. I'm sorry, if there is anything I can do to make it up to you I will. I should never have of utter such an insensitive thing to you-"Kurt covered Blaine's mouth and laughed quietly.
"Just shut up and stop rambling" Kurt said as he took his hand off Blaine's mouth and light tapped his nose with his index finger before giving him a coy smile.
"You know one day I am just going to let you ramble and see how far you get" Kurt chuckled as he dropped his arms from around Blaine's neck.
"Now sit I have to deal with grumpy the dwarf" Kurt said seriously before walking over to Rachel, Blaine chuckled to himself and sat on the couch next to Finn.
"Shouldn't you be helping Rachel teach Kurt?" Blaine asked curiously as he noticed Finn getting into a comfy seated position on the couch, Finn just shrugged and turned back to look at Rachel who was showing Kurt some basic warm up positions.
"I would only get in the way besides I have been given the unofficial title of glee clubs worse dance. So i'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the view" Finn said as he interlocked his fingers and placed them behind his before leaning back against the couch. 'Enjoy the view?' Blaine thought.
"What do you mean exactly?" Blaine asked curiously still looking at Finn, trying to get some idea off his expressionless face.
"Rachel and Kurt are stretching" Finn said as he upward nodded in the direction of where they were stretching, Blaine gave him once last strange look before glancing in the direction Finn motioned to.
"Oh" Blaine said in surprise, he understood very well now.
"Kurt, you should not be able to do that" Rachel said half scolding half amazed as Kurt held his foot and stretched it above his head. Kurt just shrugged and placed his foot back on the ground.
"I'm flexible" Kurt said nonchalantly as he sat on the ground and proceeded to stretch out his calf, Rachel rolled her eyes and stretched her arms above her head. Blaine noticed Finn start to smile when Rachel's shirt began to creep up a bit as she continued to stretch her hands over her head.
"You're a perve Finn Hudson" Kurt scolded as he placed his legs out infront of him and rested his head on his knees.
"It's not considered perving if you are dating" Finn said matter-of-factly, Kurt looked strangely at Finn before sitting up and began to stretch his arms.
"There is so many things wrong with that sentence" Kurt muttered as he stood up from the floor.
"Ok let's get started" Kurt said as he clapped his hands together, Blaine felt a twinge of disappointment.
"Can't you stretch for longer?" Blaine asked without thinking, Blaine reddened and began to backtrack.
"You know because you wouldn't want to hurt yourself" Blaine assured, Kurt smiled at him before turning to Rachel.
"So what's the first step?" Kurt asked. Finn smirked at Blaine before returning his gaze back to Rachel.
"What?" Blaine asked defensively, Finn smirk grew but never took his eyes of Rachel.
"Told you that it is better to sit out and watch. Oh and FYI I was watching Rachel not Kurt, that would just be weird if I was watching Kurt. Don't get me wrong Kurt's a great guy and all but i'm not into dudes. Besides Kurt's yours and Rachel's mine and Kurt's my step brother so it's sort of like a sandwich thing and-"
"Sandwich thing? Blaine asked skeptically.
"You know imbread, where like people that are related get it on and stuff" Finn explained.
"I think you inbred" Blaine offered.
"Yeah that one" Finn said excited, Blaine just shook his head and looked back at Kurt, smiling in approval.
"Kurt we are not trying to arouse the audience" Rachel said pointedly, Kurt groaned and slipped his hoodie over his head and threw it at Blaine.
"I'll just hold it for you then" Blaine said sarcastically but smiled adoringly at Kurt. Kurt smiled sheepishly as he fixed his black singlet before turning back to Rachel.
"So shouldn't Rachel be scared that i'm going to run back to the warblers and show them all of the new directions 'top secret' dance numbers" Blaine asked sarcastically, Finn just shrugged and continued to watch.
"I'm not worried because I know the warblers wouldn't be able to do something as complex as a step ball change" Rachel quipped, Blaine made disgruntled face and crossed his arms over his chest.
"With all due respect Rachel-"
"Here we go" Kurt muttered under his breath, Blaine grinned and continued.
"The warblers have impeccable dance capabilities. Jeff regularly will add an impromptu flip into the performance or with my debonair moves across the stage makes any girl weak at the knees" Blaine said smugly, Kurt scoffed and laughed with Rachel.
"I'm sorry but if i'm not mistaken you never once broke eye contact with me when I sang 'Teenage Dream'" Blaine replied.
"Yes well we were all young and stupid at one time or another in our lives" Kurt rebutted.
"So does that mean i'm right?" Blaine asked curiously.
"It doesn't mean anything" Kurt replied hastily.
"I'm getting to you aren't I?" Blaine asked confidently.
"I think you are" Finn said as he held out his fist to Blaine, Blaine flinched at first but settle when he caught on and fist bumped Finn.
"Ok thank you all for interrupting" Rachel snapped, the boys muttered an apology and didn't look at her.
"Kurt we need music, something with an exciting beat but something tasteful" Rachel told.
"So 'sexy and I know it' will do?" Kurt asked sarcastically as he walked over to his iPod dock and started searching through the songs.
"Don't even joke about such things. I was thinking 'hard knock life' from Annie. The inspirational message through the song will spur us to bring a new life to the performance" Rachel excitedly said before getting into position in the middle of the lounge room.
"No" Kurt said simply as he continued to look through his iPod.
"Dude that is a great song" Finn protested, Blaine rolled his eyes and looked back at Kurt.
"It's the musical version Finn not the Jay z version" Kurt reminded.
"Oh then choose something else" Finn said before pulling out his phone and going on face book.
"Got one" Kurt announced before pressing play and walking beside Rachel. The sound of Jason Derulo's 'don't wanna go home' sounded through the room and Kurt and Rachel started to dance, starting out with simple choreography and moving on to more complicated dance steps. After 20minutes of dance practise Blaine was starting to get bored, not that seeing Kurt dance was a boring sight. It was just getting arduous because Rachel wasn't sharing Kurt. Blaine glanced over at Finn and saw him playing angry birds on his phone; Blaine smirked a little before nudging Finn with his shoulder. Finn glanced up confused before he paused his game.
"How much longer will they being doing this for?" Blaine whispered, he looked over at Rachel who looked like she was just getting started. Blaine frowned and turned back to Finn.
"Not enjoying it anymore?" Finn asked in a tired tone. "I know the feeling, Rachel is great but she can go a bit over board".
"Is there some way you can get her to stop so I can get Kurt back?" Blaine asked a little bit exasperatedly, Finn smirked a little before looking away.
"What's funny?" Blaine asked quizzically.
"Just realised that you are very clingy and it's a little amusing" Finn said as he turned to smirk at Blaine, Blaine rolled his eyes and look away from Finn. Kurt caught Blaine's eye and gave him an apologetic smile before getting scolded by Rachel.
"I'm not I just want to talk to Kurt" Blaine said earnestly.
"Pfft, yeah talk. You do realise I'm a guy and understand how you think right?" Finn asked, Blaine went to protest but heard Rachel and Kurt fighting.
"Enough Rachel, I am not a dancing machine" Kurt snapped, Rachel crossed her arms and glared at Kurt.
"Kurt we need to practise" Rachel replied.
"Well I will practise in glee club" Kurt rebuked and walked over to Blaine.
"Kurt that isn't good enough, nationals is just around the corner and we need to practise, practise, practise!" Rachel shouted, Kurt rolled his eyes and grabbed Blaine's hand before pulling off the couch.
"Well we will practise, practise, practise in glee club. Now leave us alone and don't bother us again for the rest of the night" Kurt replied as he led Blaine out of the room, Blaine smiled as he followed Kurt out of the room.
"I am so sorry" Kurt said as he walked down the hallway.
"It's ok, I know Rachel can be...possessive" Blaine said searching for the right word.
"That doesn't even begin to describe her" Kurt said hastily as he turned the corner and was faced with Burt.
"What are you two are up to?" Burt asked curiously.
"Going to watch a movie" Kurt said as he forcefully yanked open his door.
"Kurt remember what I said" Burt said firmly before looking at Blaine, which just confused him.
"Yes I know, no touching Blaine, no looking at Blaine, no making out with Blaine, no standing next to Blaine, no having sex with Blaine I think I get it" Kurt snapped before trudging down the stairs, Blaine looked horrified; did he really just say that?
"I um can assure you that that won't happen sir, I I I could never betray your trust and um..." Blaine stammered, Burt just looked amused before cuffing Blaine on the shoulder. "I just ignore Kurt when he is in these moods, but that is good to know" Burt said before walking off down the hallway, Blaine just looked back at him with a confused glance.
"Blaine are you coming down or what?" Kurt asked from the bottom of the stairs, Blaine glanced down and quickly made his way down the stairs.