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"We have to be quiet." I mumbled in my date's ear as I reached for the doorknob. I could barely stand straight and yet somehow I managed to open the apartment door. I had purposely not told Leah that I would be having company so that I knew she would be home. I wanted to see her reaction. "My roommate is probably in and we would not want to disturb her now would we? She doesn't like it when I have company over, especially if my company is a beautiful woman such as your-self."

Flattery was always a sure fire way to go if I wanted to get in a girl's pants. Tanya Denali smiled at me as I leaned down to kiss her directly on the collarbone. This was not my first time fucking Tanya. We always had a good time together because neither of us wanted a relationship and were alike in a lot of ways. We knew what we wanted and we would always go for it. We had been fuck buddies for a few years and whenever one of us got bored then we'd give the other a call. Since I did not seem to be making much process with Leah I figured it was time to call the big guns. I would use Tanya Denali, one of the prettiest women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing on an intimate level, to make my Quilette roomie jealous.

When we entered the living room I was pleased to see my sexy roommate sitting on the couch and flicking through the channels. She did not have a date and in the back of my mind I wondered if she had been waiting for me. She could deny she wanted me all he pleased, but I knew the truth. I could see the way she looked at me sometimes and I know for a fact it was not wishful thinking on my part. Leah Clearwater could not help but find me interesting. She was intrigued and in the end that would be her downfall and my incredible gain.

"Leah I had no idea you would be home." I stated trying to pull of acting surprised. "I thought for sure you would have a date tonight."

Right away it was obvious that Leah did not believe me. "Did you forget our rule? If you are going to bring someone home I need you to warn me so that I have time to make other plans. I should make you leave considering you broke that rule, but considering she is pretty hot then you can stay. Don't interrupt my movie or I will punch you in the face and break your pretty little jaw. So does the Barbie have a name or should I just call her hey you?"

Tanya smirked and pulled away from me in order to go sit down next to Leah. "You can call me anything you want caramel Barbie. As long as I can spend time in your company than feel free to call me whatever you wish. You know I have to admit that I did not understand Edward's fascination with you at first. I thought that it was just him being his strange self, but now that I have gotten a good look at you I can completely understand why he wants you so badly. You are a very pretty woman has anyone ever told you that?"

I watched in shock and upmost interest as my sometimes lover and hopefully future lover eyed each other like they were some sort of sexual prey. This had to be a fantasy of some sort. This could be happening only in my mind. If it were happening for real then this night had officially turned in to the best night ever! I remained quiet in fear that I would do or say the wrong thing and this perfect moment would be destroyed. I am the happiest man alive currently as I watch Leah boldly run her hand up Tanya's thigh. I could feel drool start to pool at the side of my mouth. Jasper was never going to believe this! I vaguely wondered if the two girls would me taking pictures as proof that this moment had really happened.

"Look all you want hey you Barbie, but I am afraid you can't touch." My russet skinned roomie stated with a smirk. "As much as I wouldn't mind you in my bed tonight I would have to consent to pretty boy being allowed in to and that is not going to happen."

Tanya quickly interjected. "Edward and I aren't attached at the hips. We made no solid plans for the evening so if you are up for it then I am more than interested. I am sure he can occupy himself for a few hours."

"Hours?" Leah commented with a slight smile and tilt of her head. "You know I am thinking that he would be able to keep himself busy for a while. He is a smart guy and I am pretty sure that he wouldn't mind letting me borrow you since I had to deal with finding some skank in my bed the day we moved in. So he pretty much fucking owes me this don't you pretty boy."

This is when I intervened. "Wait what? You can't do that to me. Tanya you are my date! Or well not really my date, but I thought we were going to have some fun? I should be allowed to watch considering this is my apartment as well and you would not have even met Leah had it not been for me. You at least-"

I suddenly got cut off by my blond friend and it shocked me. Tanya never turned down sex with me. I knew she had a think for women more so than men, but come on Leah got chosen over me and I didn't even get to watch? How the fuck was that fair? "You and I can have fun anytime. I don't know if I will get this chance again. If it makes you feel better I can call Kate tomorrow and tell her that you want to hook up. You know she listens to anything I say and she swallows. So have a good night and stop bitching."

I watched in horror as the pair of girls stood up and headed to my Quilette roommate's room. Speaking of the Native American temptress herself, Leah turned to give me a teasing smirk. "Since you are the main reason my night just had a sudden and interesting turn, I promise to be extra loud so that you have something to jack of to. Have a good night pretty boy."

As the door shut behind them I knew without a doubt this was war. She wanted to play dirty then the game was fucking on. I was so turned on right now and pissed at the same time. I had never had anything like that happen to me before. This night was horrible. It was based on a bunch of lies. It was a tease of a night just like Leah Clearwater. This-this was not going to stand. I was going to get back at her if it was the last thing I did.

TBC…

AN: So after talking with my cousin we thought this would be funnier than Leah having a date. Edward had a date and it totally backfired! I had fun writing it and I know I will have fun writing the next chapter as well. I would love to hear what you thought about this chapter. I do hope that you all liked it.

Please R&R like always!

Preview for the next chapter:

"Tanya sometimes I think you have moved in."

"Aw are you jealous I stole your girlfriend?"

"She wasn't my girlfriend Leah." "You two are going to have to vacate the apartment tonight because I have plans of the no clothes included kind."

"You won't have to worry about us. Riley, Tanya, and I are going to be in my room."

"Who the fuck is Riley and why does he get to join when I can't?"

"You had plans remember?"