hey guys! i am so sorry that i took for ever to up load another chapter and i am sorry but hopefully you like this chapter. it was originally intended to be longer but i just thought i could leave it like that. so anyway i watched mash off tonight and apperently that was the last episode for the year. my wednesday nights are ruined now and what is really annoying me is finn is still being a dick to blaine. is he afraid that blaine is going to take his place or something? i dunno but it is annoying me. and wasnt the first time so sweet? i thought it was
so please enjoy the chapter
"Kurt wake up" Burt said quietly as he stood in front of Kurt's bed. Kurt made an incoherent sound and snuggled back into his pillow.
"Kurt wake up" Burt said louder, Kurt pretended not to him and tried to fall back asleep.
"I'm not leaving until you answer me" Burt said firmly, Kurt sighed deeply and turned his body slightly. Blaine's arms subconsciously tightened around Kurt when he moved. Kurt's eyes fluttered opened and strained his eyes to look at the brightly beaming alarm clock on his bedside table.
"Dad, its 7:00am on a Saturday morning. What do you want?" Kurt whispered sleepily as he gently rubbed his eye.
"Well that's not a very polite way to greet someone" Burt said in an amused tone, Kurt groaned aggravated and nuzzled his head further into the pillow.
"I'm so sorry that I'm not the most chipper morning person dad, I'm tired. Is there something you want or do you just like watching me sleep like some weird vampire" Kurt mumbled against his pillow, Burt huffed an amused laugh before he cleared his throat.
"No I wanted to ask Blaine something" Burt stated, Kurt sighed and closed his eyes again.
"So why did you wake me, you could have just woken him and let me sleep" Kurt snapped tiredly "and anyway, you thought 7:00 in the morning was a good time to have a chat?"
"Well you know how Blaine said I could drive his car again today if I wanted to?" Burt said in an excited tone, Kurt growled and mumbled a "yes" against his pillow. This conversation was about a stupid car?
"Well I talked to a few of the guys from the garage last night on the phone when Rachel was teaching you how to dance. Well she said it was dancing but it really didn't look like dancing, like a chicken running around with its head cut off might be the equivalent to what it looked like-"
"Dad can you please get to the point" Kurt pleaded exasperatedly; Burt adjusted his baseball and looked a little sheepish.
"Well they didn't believe what I was saying and told me that I shouldn't lie. Then I said I wasn't lying and they said I was and I said-"
"Dad" Kurt growled.
"They want me to prove it, so can I please borrow Blaine's car right now?" Burt asked hopefully, Kurt squinted his eyes open to see his dad's face beaming with a sparkle in his eye.
"I still don't understand why you asked me instead of Blaine" Kurt stated as he stretched out his arms.
"Blaine would probably have a heart attack if I woke him up" Burt pointed out, Kurt was going to scold his dad for saying something so blasé about a heart attack but kept his mouth shut.
"So if you woke him up now that would be good" Burt said impatiently, Kurt yawned and took in his surroundings. He had somehow managed to be on the other side of the bed then when he went to sleep last night and Blaine was spooning him. Kurt turned his face towards Blaine and lightly nudged his shoulder with his hand.
"Blaine" Kurt whispered as he pressed his shoulder again, Blaine didn't move and continued to sleep.
"Blaine" Kurt said as he shook his shoulder lightly.
"Hmm" Blaine hummed as he rested his head on Kurt's shoulder.
"Wake up" Kurt said gently.
"Am" Blaine grumbled and rested his nose against the crook of Kurt's neck. Kurt looked back over at Burt who looked very irritated. Kurt sighed and turned back to Blaine.
"Can you please open your eyes?" Kurt asked sweetly.
"No" Blaine murmured, Kurt looked at Blaine with a confused look.
"Why?" Kurt asked.
"Tired" Blaine stated.
"I know but you need to wake up" Kurt explained.
"Why?" Blaine asked as he nuzzled in to Kurt.
"Because you have to, where are your keys?" Kurt asked sweetly.
"Dunno" Blaine mumbled against Kurt's neck, Kurt sighed and looked at Blaine with a quizzical expression.
"Am I going to get more than one word answers?" Kurt asked playfully, Kurt saw Blaine try and fight a smile that was tugging at his lips.
"No" Blaine chuckled as he tugged Kurt closer to him and kissed him deftly on the neck.
"Ahem" Burt said as he cleared his throat. Blaine's eyes shot open and he rapidly moved away as far from Kurt as the bed would allow. Burt's face twitched into a tiny smile as he crossed his arms dominantly over his chest and looked down at Blaine.
"Ah Mr. Hummel, I, I, I didn't know you were there. But I can assure you that nothing was going to happen, just a kiss maybe to say good morning but that's it. You probably do that to Carole, maybe I don't know. But it would have been nothing more than that and nothing happened last night aswell. I respected your ground rules and could never jeopardise what I have with Kurt. Kurt can assure you that nothing happened last night as well, cant you Kurt?" Blaine asked as he talked rapidly, trying to convey his inner charming self but failing miserably. Blaine looked at Kurt with a pleading expression.
"Well" Kurt said with a shrug and subtly winked at Blaine. Burt narrowed his eyes on Blaine.
"Kurt's lying, please don't listen to him he is just trying to get me into trouble with you" Blaine said and took a shallow breath trying to gauge Burt's response.
"Car keys?" Burt said pointedly, Blaine stumbled out of the bed and quickly walked over to his duffle bag. He rummaged around for a few seconds before pulling out the keys and throwing them to Burt. Burt caught them in his left before turning and walking slowly up the stairs. Burt stopped halfway and smiled down evilly at Blaine who was ridged in his spot.
"Hey Blaine" Burt said casually, which scared Blaine more than he already was.
"Y-yes sir? No wait, not sir because you don't like being called sir and I should learn to call you Burt because that is what you prefer. You find being called sir annoying and being called Burt more pleasing and, and, and" Blaine said as he looked down at the ground, averting Burt's gaze. Kurt would have been concerned about Blaine if he didn't find it so funny.
"Blaine" Burt said calmly, Blaine snapped his head up and met Burt's eyes.
"You are not in trouble, I was just going to say that it is good to see that you are wearing pants. Could have got very... uncomfortable for you otherwise" Burt said firmly, Blaine turned very pale and gave an understanding nod. Kurt tried to swallow down his laughter but it wasn't working that well; Burt quickly turned his gaze to Kurt.
"And you" Burt started.
"What did I do?" Kurt asked incredulously.
"Don't be so mean to Blaine, he looks like he is about to pass out" Burt said, not trying to hide the amusement in his voice. Burt turned and walked up the remaining stairs before closing the door after him. Kurt looked over at Blaine and tried to suppress the grin on his face. Blaine let out a huge breath before slumping back down on the end of the bed and putting his head in his hands.
"Could've told me he was there" Blaine said pointedly, which just made Kurt smile wider.
"I was just about to tell you but you interrupted me. Besides I wouldn't give up anything to see that look on your face, which is pretty priceless" Kurt said as he smirked at Blaine, Blaine peaked through his fingers and glared at Kurt.
"I hate you; I swear your dad was going to murder me when he stopped on the stairs. Do you understand now why your dad freaks me out so much?" Blaine asked, Kurt bit his lip and nodded. Blaine sighed and put his head back in his hands before he started to mutter something.
"You know, talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity" Kurt said lightly, "what are you even talking about?" Blaine started talking louder but it was muffled by his hands.
"Can't hear you" Kurt singsonged, Blaine groaned and looked up at Kurt.
"Just scolding myself because when you were bitting your lip all I could think about was crawling over towards you and kissing you senseless. Right after I feared for my life because of kissing your neck" Blaine whimpered, Kurt just laughed and crawled over to Blaine before pulling him into a hug.
"It's ok" Kurt said as he stroked Blaine's hair and hugging him to his chest. Blaine sat up straight and looked up at the stairs.
"It can't be" Blaine whispered, Kurt sat back a little and looked at Blaine.
"What can't?" Kurt asked quizzically, Blaine stood up from the bed and slowly walked towards the stairs.
"Yes it is" Blaine murmured in awe, Kurt continued to stare at Blaine with confusion.
"Mind filling me in?" Kurt asked, Blaine looked back at Kurt and smiled broadly.
"I'll be back later, don't go anywhere" Blaine said as he stepped on to the first step.
"Its 7:15 in the morning, the only place I'm going is back to sleep" Kurt grumbled before crawling back under the covers and snuggling up to his pillow, Blaine chuckled quietly before racing up the stairs. Kurt sighed and closed his eyes. It was not exactly how he planned on waking up with Blaine but his face had been pretty funny. Kurt nuzzled his face into his pillow and eventually drifted back to sleep.
20 minutes later Blaine quietly walked back down the stairs; he smiled fondly when he saw Kurt sleeping easily. Blaine strode over to Kurt's bed and sat down next to him. Blaine leant down and gently kissed Kurt's forehead. Blaine smiled when he saw Kurt try and find Blaine's lips still with his eyes closed; Blaine helped him out and chastely kissed his lips.
"This is better than dad's wake up call" Kurt whispered before kissing Blaine again.
"Couldn't agree with you more" Blaine said as he brushed a lock of hair off Kurt's face.
"Wait where did you go, you could have stayed with me" Kurt whispered before he yawned covering his mouth with his hand.
"I went up stairs and guess what" Blaine asked excitedly, Kurt peaked an eye open to see Blaine with an elated smile.
"I'm scared to know" Kurt mumbled before closing his eyes and turned his face into his pillow.
"Carole was cooking bacon" Blaine squealed, Kurt sighed and looked back at Blaine.
"She does that" Kurt said nonchalantly, Blaine's face fell a little before smiling dreamily.
"I think I ate like 3 bacon and egg sandwiches. I hate to fight Finn for them but he lost" Blaine said proudly.
"Congratulations" Kurt muttered sarcastically "wake me up when it's later". Kurt pulled the blanket up over him and hugged it to his chest.
"Oh no, Kurt you have to wake up!" Blaine said as he started to shake Kurt gently, Kurt just groaned and tried to hit Blaine.
"Go 'way" Kurt mumbled into his pillow.
"I brought you breakfast" Blaine announced.
"Coffee?" Kurt whispered hopefully, still with his head crammed against the pillow.
"Ah no coffee but I did bring you a bacon and egg sandwich" Blaine said cheerfully.
"Not breakfast without coffee" Kurt muttered "'sides I don't eat bacon".
"Why not, it's delicious" Blaine protested.
"Because it's fatty, greasy and disgusting" Kurt said matter-of-factly.
"Well you have to eat something, big day ahead of us" Blaine said as he pulled the blanket back off Kurt's shoulders.
"Cold, give it back" Kurt said curling up to try to remain warm.
"No but get up. You wanted to go shopping remember?" Blaine asked casually, Kurt opened his eyes and looked at Blaine.
"Today is tomorrow isn't it?" Kurt asked, Blaine gave Kurt an awkward smile.
"Yes…" Blaine said slowly, Kurt stretched out his arms and legs before jumping out of bed and walking over to his closet.
"So reminding you about going shopping can get you out of bed but the allure of bacon does nothing?" Blaine asked as he started to eat the sandwich he brought down for Kurt. Kurt didn't answer Blaine; he opened up his closet and smiled fawning over his clothes.
"Did you miss me?" Kurt cooed as he stroked the sleeve of his black punk leather jacket.
"Don't be angry with me, I promise I'll wear you again" Kurt said as he ran his hand over his red chiffon scarf, Blaine looked at Kurt with a confuse glance.
"Are you talking to me?" Blaine asked curiously.
"No" Kurt said cheerfully as he carefully took a few coat hangers of clothes and hung them over his arm. Kurt walked over to the bathroom door and Blaine cleared his throat.
"Yes?" Kurt asked impatiently.
"Where you going?" Blaine asked quizzically.
"Shower, where I get to use hair spray and product and other glorious things" Kurt said as he walked into the bathroom and closed the door. Blaine stood up from the bed and knocked on the bathroom door.
"What am I suppose to do while you're in the shower?" Blaine asked, the door opened and Kurt smiled evilly at Blaine.
"Go chat with dad" Kurt teased.
"Even if I was brave enough to do that, he isn't back yet" Blaine told, Kurt giggled a little an attempted to close the door but Blaine put his hand on the door stopping it from closing.
"Wait" Blaine said frantically, Kurt looked at him impatiently.
"I was thinking maybe since your dad was gone maybe I could get a proper kiss from you?" Blaine said sheepishly, Kurt smiled and cupped Blaine's face before moving a little closer to his face.
"Poor Blaine, poor naïve little Blaine, you lost all chance of that when you stole the blanket away from me" Kurt said as tapped Blaine's face with the palm on his cheek before slamming the door in his face. Blaine stood their dumbfounded; he heard the shower turn on and sighed.
"How long are you going to be?" Blaine shouted, trying to cover the disappointment in his tone.
"Hour, hour and a half" Kurt said simply, Blaine was sure he heard Kurt chuckling to himself; enjoying Blaine's pain far too much.
"Fine, I'll just go hang out with Finn and Rachel then; that'll be fun" Blaine said sarcastically, Kurt giggled to himself and started to shower. Blaine started muttering to himself and trudged up stairs.
Blaine had showered in the other bathroom and changed into clothes that he had deemed acceptable to be seen in. Blaine had been sitting in the lounge room, waiting for over an hour for Kurt to be ready but no such luck. Blaine looked a little panicked when Burt walked into the lounge room. Blaine immediately started to apologise to Burt about the morning, Burt just smiled and gently patted Blaine on the shoulder. Burt explained that after driving Blaine's car he saw that it was purely innocent and understood that nothing was going to happen. Blaine just looked at him skeptically.
"What's wrong Blaine?" Burt asked curiously if not a little amused.
"I'm just waiting for you to come in the lounge room brandishing a shot gun and ordering me out of the house" Blaine said seriously, Burt started to chuckle and cuffed Blaine on the shoulder.
"Waste of a shell" Burt said nonchalantly "besides Kurt really likes you and I would probably never he the end of it if I did do that".
"Yeah I get scarred of Kurt when he is angry too" Blaine admitted, Burt smiled and nodded, Burt looked around curiously.
"Where is Kurt?" Burt asked, Blaine just sighed.
"He is getting ready, apparently that means since he missed out yesterday on getting to wear his designer clothes and use his face stuff he is trying to cram it all in this morning" Blaine said tiredly.
"How long have you been waiting?" Burt asked in an amused tone, Blaine glanced down at his watch and frowned.
"An hour and 13 minutes" Blaine groaned and rested his head back against the couch.
"I honestly don't know how it takes him that long to get ready" Burt told, Blaine nodded.
"Oh you look amazing Kurt" Carole exclaimed from the kitchen.
"Thanks Carole, where's Blaine?" Kurt asked.
"He is finally ready" Blaine said excitedly, Burt chuckled quietly.
"Ready to go?" Kurt asked as he walked into the lounge room. Blaine swore his jaw was on the ground by now, Kurt looked stunning. He was in a tight fitting short sleeved dark grey Henley shirt with a light blue distressed jean jacket with the sleeve rolled up just under his elbows. Blaine was in awe of his jeans, normally he loved seeing Kurt in his tight black skinny jeans but these were different. Kurt was wearing dark grey wet look jeans that looked like they moulded to him and clung to his ass in the most extraordinary way. Blaine was sure there was a big goofy smile on his face but he didn't care and he was pretty sure he was leering as well but he couldn't tear his eyes away from Kurt.
"You didn't give him brain damage while I was down stairs did you?" Kurt asked as he started to stare at Blaine's strange expression.
"No he was fine a second ago" Burt said as he tried to figure out what was wrong with Blaine.
"I think he is staring at you" Burt told, Burt lightly cuffed him on the shoulder and stared at Blaine; Blaine jumped a little and looked at Burt.
"Completely platonic thoughts right Blaine?" Burt asked curiously, Blaine swallowed audibly and nodded.
"Blaine?" Kurt asked, Blaine turned to Kurt but didn't look at him.
"Yes?" Blaine asked.
"Ready to go?" Kurt asked skeptically still looking at Blaine with a worried expression. Blaine nodded and quickly got off the couch.
"Bye Burt" Blaine said with a curt wave and quickly made his way to the door. Kurt watched as Blaine walked out the door and shook his head; Kurt turned back to his dad and glared.
"I blame you for this" Kurt stated, Burt just looked confused.
"What did I do?" Burt asked curiously.
"I don't know yet but it is somehow your fault. I'll be back later before I go to Westerville" Kurt said as he turned to walk to the door before turning on his heels to look at Burt again.
"Blaine didn't grab his keys from you did he?" Kurt asked, Burt shook his head and reached in his pocket before giving the keys to Kurt. Kurt took them and quickly walked out side to find Blaine standing by his car. Blaine looked up when he heard Kurt approaching and looked him up and down once again.
"You're wearing the ray bans I gave you" Blaine said with a coquettish grin.
"Yeah I found them on my bedside table and decided to wear them" Kurt said trying to ignore Blaine's growing smile.
"I'm glad you are wearing them they make you look incredible" Blaine said appraisingly, Kurt looked at him skeptically and tried to get into the drivers side but was stop when Blaine put his hands on Kurt's hips.
"Can I help you?" Kurt asked quizzically, Blaine just shook his head and started to roam his hands on Kurt's back pulling him closer.
"Just stand there and let me look at you" Blaine whispered, Kurt rolled his eyes and took Blaine's arms off from around him. Blaine let out a little whimper and looked at Kurt with hurt eyes.
"No you had your chance last night to get your hands on me" Kurt said and opened the driver's side door.
"Besides the day is a wasting and there is plenty of shopping to do, so get in" Kurt said smugly and gracefully got in the car. Blaine sighed and walked around to the passenger side and got in. Kurt started the car and reversed out of the drive way and made his way to the Lima mall.
"Wait why are you driving if this is my car?" Blaine asked as he placed his hand on Kurt's thigh.
"Did you not see your face before? I swear it looked like you had a stroke or something" Kurt teased.
"I'm sorry but look at you, wet look denim jeans. Kurt that's not fair, you shouldn't be allowed to wear them in public. You are going to cause a sex riot in the mall" Blaine told, Kurt laughed and pulled into the underground parking lot.
"I highly doubt that" Kurt said as he un-clicked his seat belt.
"Well maybe it will be a one person sex riot but why wait until we are in the mall?" Blaine said as he leant over to Kurt and kissed him on the lips. Kurt quickly leant out of the kiss and looked out of the window frantically.
"What?" Blaine asked quizzically and pouted a little.
"Blaine we can't be so care free out in public" Kurt reminded, still looking out the window to see if anyone was looking at them.
"But what about last Saturday at the market?" Blaine asked curiously.
"Yes but we weren't in Lima then we were in Westerville, no one even battered an eyelash at us but it is a completely different story in Lima" Kurt said as he held Blaine's hand reassuringly.
"It shouldn't be though" Blaine said earnestly, Kurt squeezed Blaine's hand and rubbed his thumb soothingly over the top of his hand.
"I know, but that shouldn't stop us from having a good time out shopping today" Kurt said gently.
"Why don't we go shopping in Westerville then?" Blaine said hopefully, Kurt laughed quietly and shook his head.
"Because there are no good shops in Westerville and there is a mall here supplied with everything that I need to buy. Come on it'll be fun" Kurt cajoled, Blaine smiled weakly and un-clicked his seat belt.
"Blaine" Kurt said.
"It's ok, I was just kind of looking forward to being with you today but I forgot how backwards this town is" Blaine said tiredly.
"Yeah I know, but come on you like shopping so hopefully that will take your mind off everything for a while" Kurt said hopefully.
"No you like shopping, I just like when you come out of the change room and ask for my opinion" Blaine said with a sly smile.
"Well that wont be happening today" Kurt said as he pulled the keys out of the ignition and put them in his pocket.
"Why? I thought we were shopping for you and I was just coming along" Blaine said confusedly.
"No the whole point of this shopping trip is because you have no clothes to wear on the weekend. Remember when you rang me on Thursday?" Kurt asked curiously.
"Maybe" Blaine mumbled "but that is because you stole all the clothes I use to wear"
"That would be because they are mine, so stop procrastinating and let's go shopping!" Kurt squealed and got out of the car.
"Yay" Blaine said sarcastically and followed Kurt into the mall.
"What about this?" Blaine asked as he held up a cream boater with red ribbon, Kurt stopped looking through the rack of clothes and frowned at the hat in Blaine's hand.
"Are you thinking about joining a barber shop quartet?" Kurt asked sarcastically, Blaine's smile fell into a confused expression.
"No" Blaine said slowly.
"Then put it back because it looks ridiculous" Kurt scolded and turned his attention back to the rack of clothes he was looking through.
"But I was thinking that hats could be my new thing, like my signature look" Blaine sat as he span the hat on his index finger, admiring it as it spun.
"I'm sure it could be but you will be single if you buy it" Kurt said nonchalantly as he picked a shirt off the rack and started to size it up by looking back and forth between Blaine and the shirt.
"You aren't seriously contemplating buying it, are you?" Kurt asked pointedly, Blaine took one long last look at the hat before placing it back on the hat mannequin.
"No" Blaine sighed out, Kurt smiled and thrusted the shirt into Blaine's hand.
"Good now hold this while I continue to look for more clothes" Kurt said before bouncing off towards another clothes rack, Blaine sighed and followed after Kurt. Blaine found Kurt hurriedly pushing garments back and forth on the rack before frowning and moving on to the next rack.
"Kurt are we almost done yet?" Blaine whined petulantly, Kurt just smirked and placed another shirt into Blaine's arms.
"We have only been shopping for 20 minutes and we haven't found anything for you yet" Kurt said as he pulled a pair of jeans off the rack and dropped them into Blaine's waiting arms.
"Light grey distressed jeans? These will look weird on me" Blaine complained.
"No they won't because I have excellent taste. Now is there anything that you desperately need?" Kurt asked as he walked off to look at some skate shoes on the wall.
"Maybe just more comfy clothes I can wear after school or some more jack- Ow" Blaine said as Kurt dropped a pair of heavy shoes onto the growing pile of clothes into Blaine's hands.
"This is getting heavy" Blaine complained.
"Stop whining you are worse than Finn" Kurt told before walking off to the hooded jackets, Blaine adjust the clothes in his arms and followed after Kurt.
"Do I have to try these on? Because I really can't be bothered to try them on" Blaine explained, Kurt proceeded to ignore him and searched through a table of clothes. Kurt looked through the table and picked up a thin black long sleeve Henley shirt, a turquoise singlet, a blue checked button up shirt, a dark green hoodie, a few different graphic tees, blue Levis and a white turtle neck woollen jumper.
"Are you done yet?" Blaine complained, Kurt sighed and pushed down on the pile of clothes in Blaine's hands.
"Change rooms now" Kurt ordered as he pushed Blaine's in the direction of the change rooms.
"Hey gay kid!" Kurt's face hardened and kept walking; Blaine turned to look but Kurt pushed him quickly and tried to get away.
"Wait up!" Kurt heard pounding foot steps behind him and walked faster.
"Stop" Kurt's heart sunk when a hand landed on his shoulder, Kurt turned slowly and he froze when he was confronted by a huge hulking figure in front of him.
"Azimio"