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Two weeks had gone by and I couldn't be sure if Tanya and Leah were now dating or if they were just fucking. I know that my blond friend spends all of her spare time here and I can tell you all now she is not spending her spare time with me. She and Leah are locked in that bedroom most times and they are not playing checkers. Or if they were playing checkers they were not playing in a way I had ever heard of. The moans and panting had me wanting to break the door down at times. It was so not fucking fair that I could not be allowed to watch. Was fate now trying to cock-block me?

I came out of my room wearing only my pajama pants and rubbing my eyes. It was two in the afternoon, but since I hadn't gone to bed until late this morning I felt as if it were fucking one AM or something. I needed coffee or I would not be able to function tonight and I had plans. I had met a really pretty red head last night and tonight I was taking her out to dinner before we came back to my place. So Leah and Tanya needed to find somewhere else to fuck.

When I came out of my room I saw Tanya sitting in Leah's lap and they were sucking each other's faces off. I took a moment to enjoy the view before I decided to say something. Since I had just woken up my tone was grouchy and scratchy with sleep. "Tanya sometimes I think you have moved in."

"Aw are you jealous I stole your girlfriend?" My Quilette roommate teased as she wrapped her arms around Tanya's waist from behind. She smirked and I knew she was trying to bait me, but I was too tired. I couldn't enter a good smart ass match until I had three cups of coffee minimum.

"She wasn't my girlfriend Leah." I told her as I poured myself a cup of coffee.

It was cold as fucking ice, but I honestly did not care. It was coffee and in this moment that is what mattered. I did not need to be hot as long as it had caffeine. After I added sugar and milk I downed it as fast as I could. I felt refreshed almost instantly and my mind cleared of the sleepy fog it had been in before. I plopped down in my recliner and gave the girls my full attention. I remembered what I wanted to talk to them about.

I took fished a cigarette out of the pack I had left on the table by my chair the night before. I lit it and took a drag before speaking. "You two are going to have to vacate the apartment tonight because I have plans of the no clothes included kind."

"You won't have to worry about us. Riley, Tanya, and I are going to be in my room." Leah told me with ease as she ran her hands up and down Tanya's arms. Her chin was resting comfortably on the blond woman's shoulder as she peered at me as if waiting to see my reaction.

My response was almost immediate. Riley was not any girl name that I had ever heard of. They were having a dude join then and that guy was not me? I had introduced them to each other for fucks sake. "Who the fuck is Riley and why does he get to join when I can't?"

"You had plans remember?" Leah told me with a grin.

That little minx loved to tease me and it was driving me fucking insane. I was either going to fuck her brains out or I was going to end up in a mental institution. I was not sure which would happen first. I was hoping for the fucking her brains out and yet I didn't hold out to much hope of that happening considering that she was holding out really well. She could play hard to get with the best of them. Yet I knew that went I did get her in the end it would be all that much more of a victory for me.

"I can cancel." I told her in all seriousness. I would cancel if I got to be with her and Tanya. I wasn't so much for doing it with another guy, but I supposed I could deal with it if I got to have them. Or they could just replace with Riley dude with me and then viola it would be the perfect evening. "I will cancel and it will be you, me, Tanya, and a night you will never be able to forget because once I am in your system you can never get rid of me. Isn't that right Tanya?"

"He has a point there." She said while getting up to get a glass of water. She was wearing a short black skirt and I turned my head to follow the sway of her hips as she walked. She had nice legs, granted they were not as nice as Leah's, but they were still pretty fucking fine in my opinion. "He is sort of like herpes. You let him once and he never goes away. He keeps coming back and back again. I can vouch that he is pretty good in bed. Worth more than just a one night stand for sure. I mean what could it hurt to let him in Lee?"

If I only liked Tanya before I completely loved her in this moment. She was trying to do me a favor. She was trying to convince the one girl on the planet who seemed able to resist my charms in to letting me share their bed for an evening. This really was a great start to my day. Better than great actually, it was a superb start to my day. I hoped the rest of my day continued to go this good. I waited eagerly to hear what Leah would say. She could not say no to Tanya Denali could she? This would be my way in. Maybe Tanya had planned it this way since she knew how badly I craved Leah Clearwater.

The russet skinned beauty stared at me for a few seconds before she stood up as well. She walked over to wear I was sitting and circled my chair as she continued to stare at me. It was obvious she was giving me another critical assessment. "He isn't bad Barbie, but like you said he is like a bad case of the herpes. If I let him in to my system once then he would never leave. So as much fun as I could have with him I think I will pass. We need to go get ready anyways since Riley will be here in a couple hours. Come on Tanya we can even shower together."

"So please do not you use all the hot water!" I called after them. I had known Leah Clearwater would not give in that easily and yet I did not let it bother me. I had all the time in the world.

Leah paused to turn and look at me. "What do you care if we use the hot water? To me it seems as if you need a nice long and extremely cold shower. You really should learn the meaning of down boy."

TBC…

AN: This chapter was fun to write as well and I hope that you all liked it. I thought that it came out alright. Leah does love to tease Edward. In the next chapter it is more serious than the others because Tanya breaks up with Leah and Edward tries to do the right thing. He actually tries to be a nice guy and not get anything out of it. Let me know what you all thought about this chapter.

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Preview for the next chapter:

"Where's Tanya?"

"Out fucking Riley."

"Why aren't you with her?"

"Because two is company and apparently three is a crowd." "She dumped me."

"Oh I am sorry to hear that."

"Yeah right."

"No I really am." "I know you liked her a lot."

"Did I hit you yet for introducing her to me?" "See why I won't fuck you? You bring nothing but trouble my way."