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Halfway through the first joint Leah and I were both lounging against the back of the couch. It turned out that both of us kind of had the same reaction when we smoked pot. First we would be all chilled out and relaxing before the hyper moment kicked in. It was cool to find someone who had the same weird reaction as I did. Usually anyone I smoked with just got hungry and while I did get hungry it wasn't as bad as everyone else I knew. I also usually got very horny, but then again I am always horny so it's not that big a deal to me.

I suddenly realized that I had been rolling the joint between my fingers and that meant I was wasting it and so I quickly handed it over to Leah who was currently trying to figure out the remote control to my CD player. We were both too lazy at the moment to get up and click the on switch. "So what do you do for a job?"

She sucked in her hit and held her breath. She made the cutest face when she was trying to hold in the smoke. It sort of reminded of a chipmunk with the way she puffed out her cheeks. I was tempted to poke her cheeks, but she blew the air out before I got the chance and handed it back to me. "I'm a nurse."

Her timing to say her answer was fucking terrible. As soon as she said that two things happened to me. The first being I nearly choked to death on the smoke sitting in my lungs and the second being my mind quickly flipping through every naughty nurse fantasy I had ever had in my entire life. Of course she had to be a nurse. I mean what else would have affected me as much as that? Well she could have said she was substitute teacher. She made me want to fuck her brains out worse than before and she was asking for me to have control while in a stoned state. This was torture of the worst kind.

"Holy fuck tell me you're shitting with me?" I exclaimed as I lit the second joint. I needed something to concentrate on other than my perverted fantasies.

The Quilette tease as I now officially dubbed her tilted her head at my reaction. She had finally gotten the hang of the CD players remote and one of my Linkin Park CD's started playing. I think it was Hybrid Theory though I did not know for sure. "No I really am a nurse, why?"

I let my eyes flicker over her body. As I saw it I should be allowed to look if she was so against me touching. I licked my lips as I gazed at her long legs before slowly traveling upwards to finally rest on her face. "Because you just made every naughty nurse fantasy I ever had come to life in my mind."

My roommate burst in to laughter and I scowled. Yeah it was funny to her because she did not have to deal with the so hard it was painful erection. She could laugh her ass off because she wasn't the one who had been affected. When she saw my scowl she rolled her eyes with a smile and stood up. She offered her hand and I realized she was asking me to dance. I narrowed my eyes and huffed.

I stuck my bottom lip out in a pout and crossed my arms over my chest. "No, I'm mad at you for laughing at me."

"Don't be such a fucking a baby." She stated and grabbed one of my arms before hauling me to my feet. "This is going to be the only time ever I will allow you to dance with me so if you want to waste it by being a cry baby then go ahead and do it."

Never being one to waste and opportunity such as this, I stood up and went to the center of the room with her. I went to grab her hips only to have my hands smacked away by soft brown ones. I let out and irritated sigh. "How the fuck am I supposed to dance with you if I can't touch you?"

Leah began to twist her arms above her head and bend her knees low that she was almost touching the ground. That girl could bend and it didn't help with my little problem one bit. "Be creative."

"I'm stone and it is impossible for me to think outside the box right now." I stated in a tone full of disbelief. This had to be a test of some sort. She was always testing me and this was just another one that I would be failing.

Her reply only annoyed me since I only got high to help cheer her up after her break up. I could have been a complete dick and gave her nothing. "You are a sad excuse for a stoner then."

"Hey I am a lover not a thinker." I said in a sharp tone ready to say more when suddenly her lips where pressed against mine.

At first I thought for sure that maybe she had tripped and actually smacked her lips against mine. What other explanation could there be? Then her warm tongue pushed my lips apart to invade my mouth and I knew that this was not an accident. She was kissing me of her own free will and I was about ready to kiss her back when my inner Jiminy cricket popped up in my mind to tell me how wrong it would be to take advantage of her in this state. The devil twin of my conscious also decided to make and appearance.

She just suffered a break up and she is not thinking. She doesn't know what she wants and you would be taking advantage of her. Hey she kissed you first and so I am pretty sure she knows what she wants. She is not in her right mind and you don't want her to regret this do you? Who cares if she regrets this or not? As long as you get what you want what does it matter? Don't listen to him he only wants to satisfy the need your body has now, but what about later? She could be a potential partner for life and you do not want to risk losing her do you? What does later in life matter? You should take what you want while she is offering it!

I shook my head and pushed her away quickly being careful not to shove her so that she ended up face first on the floor. "No Leah we can't do this right now."

"Are you having trouble functioning?" She questioned and reached down to cup my erection through my jeans. She really was testing me and I wanted to give in, but I had to be strong. "You seem to be working perfectly fine. Do you not want to?"

I groaned and removed her hand. "Trust me when I saw want to be with you more than you can fathom, but you just suffered a break up and I would be an ass to take advantage of that. God I sound so gay saying this, but I am with you I want you to be with me to for more than just revenge on your ex or a way to relieve your loneliness. Now that I am done sounding like a pussy I need a fucking ice cold shower and maybe when I am done we can watch a movie or something together."

TBC…

AN: I had fun writing this chapter and I am excited to write the next one as well. Edward tried to be a nice guy, but in the next chapter he is sort of regretting it and you will see why. Let me know if you liked this chapter or not. I hope you enjoyed it because I had lots of fun writing it.

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Preview for the next chapter:

"Why is your hand on my ass?"

"Well I am kind of rethinking my reaction last night."

"To late to be taking it back." "You had your chance and you didn't want me so too bad for you."

"I was trying to be a nice guy!"

"See where being nice gets you?"

"Being a good guy sucks dick."

"See and I would have probably sucked your dick last night, but you had to play the good guy. Nice guys never finish first, they always finish last you need to remember that."

"I'll write that down in my mental note book."

"Be sure you do that." "Oh Tanya will be coming by to pick up some of her shit so I need to leave."

"Why do you need to leave?"