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I was such a fucking idiot for trying to be a good guy last night. What the fuck had I been thinking? He had been all over me and I told her no? Had I been completely out of my mind? Well technically I had been, but still even stoned I should have known better than to tell her no. I spent all night regretting it and the small amount of sleep I usually got was almost nonexistent last night. You try sleeping with a boner that just comes back no matter how many times you take care of it. It is not the most pleasant feeling in the world.

Dragging my feet as I came out of my room, I noticed Leah already awake and leaning down in front of the sink. I had warned her when we moved in that they had a tendency to plug, but had she listened to me? Of fucking course not because she thought I had been lying. With a tired smile I came up behind her and placed the palm of my hand against her ass. I may have fucked up the night before, but perhaps I had a chance of remedying my idiotic mistake.

As soon as my palm made in contact with her ass I could see her back tense up. Her spine straightened before she turned her head to look at me. I noticed she seemed irritated which was better than the zombie kind of state she had been in when I found her yesterday. I must have helped her somewhat with the breakup she had with Tanya. "Why is your hand on my ass?"

"Well I am kind of rethinking my reaction last night." I told her truthfully as I used my other free hand to pour myself a cup of coffee.

I was quite able to multi-task when I wanted to do so. The good thing about this cup of morning Joe was the fact I did not have to drink it ice cold. It had obviously just been made and was still steaming hot. What a great start to my day with a coffee and an ass grab. Could it get any better than this? Maybe a morning up against the wall fuck would be a way to make it better and I was hoping it would turn to that direction soon. I could be a patient man when the situation called for it, but this was fucking silly. I had never waited for a woman as long as I have waited for Leah Clearwater. She was doing something weird to my head and I did not like it one bit.

"To late to be taking it back." My Quilette roommate sighed and put a wrench I hadn't known her to be holding down on the floor. She ran her fingers in her hair before standing up and removing my hand. She grabbed my coffee cup from my hand took a sip. When I went to take it back the little minx licked the whole top outline of the glass. Eww! Did she know nothing about germs? "You had your chance and you didn't want me so too bad for you."

"I was trying to be a nice guy!" I snapped unable to keep a lid a on my frustration. I was tired, hungry, horny, and thirsty.

She could act all I am better than you are now, but we both knew that last night she was throwing herself at me. She had practically begged me with her tongue in my mouth to fuck her. Was she pissed I had turned her down? Did everything I do end up being the wrong thing when it came to her? Had I flipped in to opposite world? When would I actually do the right thing when it came to what she wanted from me? Maybe I should start doing what normal women would hate so I would know that she would be happy with my actions. Leah seemed to like ass backwards shit than what was considered the norm. Hey, maybe that was the key to getting her. I had to be the exact opposite of what she was used to. I needed to surprise her. I would have to think more about this theory later since I was too exhausted to do so now.

She finished off the coffee and poured herself some more while being kind enough to hand me a fresh cup. She even poured me a cup of the black liquid and I had to wonder if maybe she felt badly about how she was acting when I did a nice thing. Or at least I had thought that until she opened her mouth and let the words come out. "See where being nice gets you?"

"Being a good guy sucks dick." I pouted while resting against the counter with a sigh of my own. I tried desperately to rub the sleep out of my eyes.

If I had not been horny as hell before then I most certainly was after I heard her next words. I actually had to grip the edges of the counter to ensure I did not fall flat on my ass at the mental images she caused to spiral in my brain. "See and I would have probably sucked your dick last night, but you had to play the good guy. Nice guys never finish first, they always finish last you need to remember that."

"I'll write that down in my mental note book." The words came out and it was a miracle that I had been able to create them in the first place. The image of her on her knees with her warm mouth around me had me ready to go in to spasms. She lived to fucking torment me of this I was absolutely sure.

"Be sure you do that." Leah muttered and for the first time I noticed her gathering up her purse and Jacket. Where was she going this early in the morning? I know she did not have to work today and as far as I knew she didn't have any sort of date. She must have caught me looking at her because she suddenly answered my unanswered question. "Oh Tanya will be coming by to pick up some of her shit so I need to leave."

As she went to walk passed my hand reached out to grab her upper arm. I knew my expression held nothing other than concern and again this was a first for me. I usually didn't care about anyone who wasn't family. Well not since Bella anyways and that bitch had ruined me. She was the reason I ended up so fucked up. "Why do you need to leave?"

The La Push beauty met my eyes for a second before she opened her mouth to reply. As usual her reply was pure sarcasm. "Because I don't want to get blood on the carpet since it is a bitch to get out. Unless you want to pay for it to be professionally cleaned then I suggest you let me go so I can get the hell out of her because she shows up."

I could feel a frown marring my features though suddenly it was replaced with a genuine smile. "There is no need for you to leave. I have a great idea to not only get back at her, but you lift your spirits as well. I promise that it won't be anything you are going to hate. It is just an idea that will fucking piss her off. If Tanya hates anything it is the thought she lost what was hers to me. That is why she never did really like the idea of me with other girls when we were doing our on and off thing. When she thinks something belongs to her she likes to think it should be that way forever."

TBC…

AN: I know it is a short chapter, but I am getting ready for surgery in a few hours. Nothing to serious and I should be able to go home today which is going to be an eight hour drive. I just wanted to post something and I hope that you all liked it. I would love to hear your thoughts on this chapter.

Please R*R like always!

Preview for the next chapter:

"What the fuck is going on here?"

"What does it look like?"

"You're fucking him?" "I should have known since you wanted to bring him in to our relationship."

"You did?"

"I was drunk and it was just an idea so don't go getting all excited just yet pretty boy and so what if I am?"

AND

"Who is Bella?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Well tough because I do want to talk about it." "Tanya said I was going to just be another Bella. Should I be worried or something?"

"Trust me you couldn't be Bella if you tried and that is a good thing. She's a heartless bitch who cuts out a still beating heart without using anything to numb the pain."

"Oh then she is a female Sam." "You don't need to explain now I get it."