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I can't take this anymore! I am going to reach my breaking point and then I'll have to be put in a mental hospital and when people ask me why I lost my mind I will have to say lack of sex. It isn't that I am lacking offers of sex because let's face it, girls want me. They want the copper hair and green eyes. They want the charming smile and sweet words I can offer them. The only problem is the fact that I don't want them. There is only one girl I want lately and she won't give me the time of day. Leah Clearwater is going to kill me or tease me to the point I kill myself.

I have never been one to beg and here I am getting ready to fall to my knees and beg her to fuck me. Just one time and I will leave her alone for a while. Unless of course it is really good and then I may have to follow her around until she does it again. I really don't know what else to do. Fucking other girls is off the table because I have no desire for them right now. My eyes are only for Leah and it is driving me fucking nuts. So many offers I am getting and yet here I am turning them down. I've turned in to a pansy and it is all my roommates fault!

"So I can't take this anymore." I say as soon as Leah comes out of her room. She was getting ready for a night out on the town and she looked delectable. Her hair piled up on the top of her head in a messy bun with ringlets falling down and framing her face. She had on tight black leather pants that laced up the sides with a bikini top covered by a mesh long sleeve shirt. Her feet covered by black strappy heeled sandals and big gold hoop earrings dangling from her ears. Oh fuck me she really was trying to kill me. "You have to put me out of my misery by sleeping with me."

A smile played at the corner of her lips as she placed her hands on her hips. "No."

This is where the begging would come in. I may be a proud man, but I was not past begging. I dropped to my knees and clasped my hands together as I looked up at her with what I hoped to be my puppy dog eyes. They needed to be very convincing if I stood a chance of getting what I wanted. "Please?"

I held my breath as I waited to hear her answer. She was looking down at me in what I had learned to be her amused face. Okay so amusement was not a bad thing at least she was not beating my face in. Maybe she was even thinking about it. "No."

"I'll buy you cake." I said quickly not letting my disappointment show. I would convince her to sleep with me. I had to for the sake of my own sanity.

Leah raised her eyebrow before stepping away from me in order to grab her purse. I was still on my knees when she turned around and put the final nail in my metaphorical coffin. "Tempting, but again I have to say no."

Standing up I followed her as she gathered up her shit. Maybe I was a glutton for punishment or maybe I was just that bored. I needed to know why she wouldn't sleep with me. Tanya had made it pretty fucking clear that Leah had thought about it. So why was she holding back? "Why?"

"Because I like seeing you break pretty boy." She told me, but I did not buy that answer for a second. Maybe she was scared to sleep with me because she was afraid. Tanya had mentioned how she wanted a relationship and not just sex.

I let that thought linger in my mind. Relationship. I had not been in a relationship since Isabella and I had no desire to do so again. Relationships equaled pain and heartbreak in my book. They sucked away at your soul until you were left empty and all you could do was try to drink or fuck away what was left. It was better to feel nothing than feel everything only to have it ripped away.

"What if I promised to break after we fucked? Would you sleep with me then?" I asked and grabbed a beer from the fridge before popping the top and downing it as quickly as I could without choking.

"I don't trust men when they promise something." My Quilette roommate told me bluntly before reaching past me to grab a beer as well. Leah is one of the few women I know who actually drink the stuff. "You would have to break before I fucked you and while we are on the topic, why do you want me so much anyways? Is this some sort of weird male marking type thing you have?"

"I'm not a dog that takes a piss on what I think belongs to me." I scoffed and closed the fridge. We really needed to get some real food. I don't think moldy bread and a can of soup constitutes as food.

She laughed once as she leaned against the counter. "You think I belong to you? I've had a lot of guys try to claim me before, but none of them have ever quite worded it like that."

I decided against trying to back-track my words. "You were mine the moment you walked in to the bar Leah. It is only a matter of time before you either accept that or try to fight it."

Leah smirked and offered her arm to me. "Well I suppose that if I have to belong to someone then I could do worse. Come for out for a night on the town on with me pretty boy."

I took her arm because let's face facts here people, there is no way I am going to turn down an offer like that. "I would be honored to accompany you on a night on the town my lady. Maybe if you are lucky I will give you a kiss at the end of the night."

TBC…

AN: I hope that you all liked this chapter. I thought it was a mix of funny and cute. In the next chapter they will run in to Edward's ex and that should be interesting. Let me know what you all thought of this chapter.

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Preview for the next chapter:

"Want to do Jello shots?"

"Only if it is green Jello."

"Green is my favorite." "Can I do it off of your stomach?"

"Don't go pushing your luck pretty boy."

"Hey a man has to try."

AND

"Edward is that you?" "I would recognize that hair anywhere!"

"Bella I thought you were somewhere that was far far away?"

"I came back isn't that great?"

"Yippie, yay, and hooray." "How long are you staying and when will you be gone?"

"I thought I would stick around for a while and maybe see some old faces. How are you? Are you seeing anyone?"

"Yeah he is seeing me."