AN: OMG! There was an overwhelming positive response! I'm so happy! If I could get that many reviews for each chapter, I would have this thing written before the semester is over! You guys are awesome! I do have a side note though…

Kim, I hope you are reading this one…you asked if you could post a link to Secret Admirer on your blog and you left the contact link…trouble is, FF omits links, so I have no other way of reaching you. It is of course fine if you would like to put a link to that, or any of my stories on your blog! Thank you for asking though..I figure most people would just do it!

You guys probably want to just get on with it, huh?...Alright. Here you are!

OH WAIT! I know there's a wardrobe change between the scenes I mention, but I wanted them to be the same day, so that's as I'm treating it… Now..here you are!

Occam's Razor:

Cameron text her girlfriend and told her that she would be more than happy to meet at Remy's place that night…Remy was graduating in the Spring then moving straight into an ER rotation at Princeton General. She had a lot of cramming to do—had two tests the next day, but still wanted the comfort of her girlfriend that night.

Remy had just thrown her book with her index cards and notebook down on the floor and fell on the couch. She had literally studied herself out…she was at a point that she couldn't think anymore. She took one of the pillows from the couch and put it over her face trying to think of something that didn't have to do with anything she was studying. She threw the pillow down and sat up. She stared at her phone that was sitting over on her kitchen table.

"Buzz damn it, buzz." She urged. She just wanted her girlfriend to call her and tell her she was on her way. She grabbed some Doritos, flopped over the back of the couch,…and waited. It was after her fifth chip that her phone buzzed. She jumped up and hurdled the back of the couch, almost spilling her bag of Nacho Cheesy goodness as she sprinted for her phone. "HELLO!" She unintentionally yelled into the phone.

"HELLO!" Allison mimicked her and laughed, "Damn Baby, why are you yelling?"

"I am so bored! And I need a distraction! Baby where are you?" There was a knock on the door. Remy squinted her eyes and walked over to the door as Allison responded.

"Find out." Remy good practically see her girlfriend's toothy grin coming through the phone.

Remy threw the door open and grinned, "Baby!" She hugged Allison close…not because it was her duty as her girlfriend to hug her, but because she was happy that life beyond herself really existed. She shut her door and kissed her girlfriend solid until they made it to the couch.

"Hey Dorito breath." Allison grinned.

If there was one thing Remy hated, it was when she had bad breath…that's why she always had gum or mints or Listerine pocket packs…something around or on her to make sure that wouldn't happen…and Allison knew that. After Remy gave Allison a stare down and Allison didn't relent, she covered her mouth, "I hate you."

"You lie!" Allison was still grinning, "You lie like a dog!" She leaned in and tried to move Remy's hand that was covering her mouth, "Let me kiss!"

"Mhmm MMm mmm hhhmmmm mmmhhm mm" Remy said.

Allison stared at her, "Uncover your mouth and say that again."

Remy glared at her. She loosened her grip on her mouth, "No kissing until I find gum or brush my teeth! I have icky breath."

Allison shook her head, "Don't be silly, I love Doritos. Now come here and let's try to top that kiss when I first came in." Allison knew Remy would be surprised that she spoke with such….blatantness. Remy gave her an odd look and Allison dove in.

"OH!" Remy pulled away, "Yah got me!" She acted as though she had been shot and fell back against the lengths of the couch, her hand hitting the top of the end table next to it.

"I did." Allison nodded.

As Remy's hand rested on the end table, she felt a roll of something. She picked it up and found spearmint life savers..the ones with the green donut hole still attached, "Oooh! Life savers!" She popped one in her mouth. Allison laughed at her girlfriend's constant need for good breath. Remy just grinned and offered her one, "You love that I'm always minty fresh…except for the morning time when we haven't gotten out of bed yet."

Allison kept her smile and nodded, "I do love that you always have fresh breath." She took the offered mint.

Remy settled into the couch and looked at Allison. She could tell that the older brunette needed or wanted to tell her something, but she didn't know if she should. The younger brunette started her questioning light, "So…how was work?" She asked.

"It was fine…Kid came in today and his girlfriend thought she broke him with her vagina…she thought she might have been giving him too much pleasure or something."

Remy snorted and started laughing, "College kids don't dye of having sex."

Allison gave her a disgusted look, "That's exactly what Chase said."

"Is it wrong?" Remy asked as she tapped her older woman's thigh with her foot.

"Not per say, no.." She rolled her eyes.

"That's not what you said to him…come one. What did you say?" Remy was smirking.

"I…" Allison looked away and scratched her head, "I just.." she ran her knuckle over the bottom of her nose in a quick, precise motion before she clapped her hands and turned back to her girlfriend, "I just said simply, that if the girlfriend thinks the type of sex they were having could possibly have triggered this or set it off in some way…that it was worth looking into."

Remy stared at her. She eyed her really, "Did you use sexy nurse voice?" She looked at her girlfriend from an angle.

"What? No!" Allison turned to face Remy completely on the cushion and brought her knees up as her lower back rested against the arm of the couch.

Remy nodded, she was smirking, "Did you drop an octave as you said that to him?" She asked, sitting up herself, mirroring Allison, expect she opted for crossing her legs instead.

"I…" Allison's jaw jutted to the side, "M…might have." She cautiously looked up at her girlfriend.

Remy guffawed, "Ho-holy fuckin' shit! He is so fucking into you now Babe! He might deny it, but he so is!"

Allison bit her lip, "I know…I was told that…So..I uhm…" She scrunched her cute little button nose before she went forward in her story, "I kind of just…I don't know, I guess I wanted to gain the upper hand in our work relationship? So…we were alone again later today and—"

"What were you wearing? Were you wearing that?" Remy nodded to Allison and her matching vest and slacks and the tight V-neck she was wearing.

Allison looked down and nodded. The corners of Remy's mouth pulled down and she looked at the ceiling and nodded, "Yup, that's…of course what you were wearing as you did this to him…" Remy was just kind of rolling with the punches of her super hot girlfriend at this point.

Allison raised her brows and crossed her arms, "You want me to continue or not?" She asked.

Remy stared at the cleavage that was accented by this motion for a moment before she looked at her girlfriend's eyes again in question. "What?"

"You are such a pig." Allison shook her head and chucked the couch pillow at her.

Remy started laughing, "What? I looked at your eyes when you talked!" She leaned forward until she got on all fours and crawled over to her girlfriend. She stared into her eyes in the way that always got to Allison, "And remember, the eyes are the nipples of the face. AND you shouldn't get mad at me for staring at the nipples of the torso…which..are..just..the nipples…" Remy looked from side to side.

"You are such a pig, you house bunny." Allison shoved her away, but Remy wouldn't leave.

"Oh! Babe…if um…if I do good on both my tests can we talk costumes for happy sex?" She asked.

" If you get B's….we'll talk sure. If you get A's on both of them we'll of course discuss it. If you Ace them both I'll wear whatever you want." Allison raised and lowered her brows.

Remy stared at her, not really thinking she was serious, "Yeah okay!" She got up and went back to her books.

"So that's it?" Allison looked over at her girlfriend, "I don't get to finish my story?...You're gonna like it…well maybe not like it, but you'll find it entertaining…"

Remy crossed her legs in front of her on the floor and leaned back on her palms, letting Allison continue, "So…Chase kept looking at me while I was at my desk..but her was trying not to and it was really obvious even though he didn't think it was. So I walked in the main office and said—" Allison got in Dr. Allison Cameron mode and spoke verbatim, "I was just being glib…before when I was talking about Brandon's girlfriend thinking sex could kill you. I was just making a joke because I was uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable about sex." Allison then broke doctor character, "And then Chase said," she tried her best male, Australian voice, "You don't have to explain."

Allison stood up as she went back into Dr. Allison Cameron mode. With every word she spoke, she advanced on her girlfriend. "Then I said, 'Sex… could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly, and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun… the human race would have died out eons ago... Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm?'" Allison straddled Remy's legs and sat on her lap all sexy-like. Remy's mouth was slightly open and her mouth was dry..she panting like the dog she was. She was pretty sure that half of the things Allison said were happening to her right then. "And then Foreman walked in, so I grabbed an Apple and turned and said hello to him."

Remy blinked and gathered her thoughts, "You are such a fucking tease. I feel sorry for the guy. I really do. He couldn't do anything after you gave him that speech, but I!" Remy forewarned Allison that something was going to happen, "I can do this!" She flipped them and started macking on her neck and mouth and jaw…anywhere she could reach really.

"Ohhmmm, Aren't you glad he didn't even try?" Allison asked after about half an hour—which seemed like four minutes of making out.

"He didn't even try?" Remy pulled from her and took her in.

"That's a good thing, Sweetie…you don't have competition..yay!"

"Yeah, but he didn't even try to jump your bones?" She looked off to the side, "That makes me more worried actually…He's going to try something..I can feel it in mine."

"And when he does, I'll shoot him down.." Allison said, "No worries, Sweets." She said as she stood up, "You need to study. I'm going to get ready for bed."

Remy looked up, "You're just going to leave me here and do nothing?" She asked.

"Yup. Now study hard so you ace your mid-terms, so I wear whatever you want…" She raised and lowered her brows a couple times and sashayed away, giving extra sway to her hips.

Remy shook her head, "I should have never asked her to come over…" She said under her breath, "She's too much a distraction…" Especially when she's in one of these moods.

AN: Alrighty. There it is! Hope you enjoyed it!