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It had been three days since Leah and I had our little run with my ex Bella on what I had not known was actually a date. Ever since I had accidently told Bella Leah and I were engaged I couldn't get it off my mind. Leah had been the one to suggest we would have to carry on the lie and after thinking about it one night I realized we could not be engaged forever. That is how I came up with the idea to have a fake wedding. I explained it to my roommate minutes before and she was simply staring at me as if I had turned in to an octopus of some kind and started waving my arms in all different directions.

"You want to what?" She questioned after a few tense moments of silence.

I suppose I could give her a few minutes to absorb the information since it was only six in the morning. I had burst in to her room around five thirty due to the fact I could not sleep. I had wanted to fill her in on my crazy plan as soon as I possibly could. If my sleep was going to be interrupted then damn it hers was as well.

Sitting down on the edge of her bed I was tempted to pull a flirty move and sit up next to her, but I wanted her to take my proposition seriously and I doubted that she would do that if I tried to make a move on her. "Well we want to prove to her that we are getting married right?"

Leah raised her eyebrow and took the cup of coffee I had offered her when I barged in to her room. The only reason I had done so in the first place was to counter any attack she may have had planned due to my interruption of her sleep. "Yes."

"Well what if we had a wedding, but didn't file the paper work? It would be just the ceremony." I told her as rationally as I could considering the subject we happened to be talking about. "To the outside world we would be getting married, but in reality it would just be like a fancy part of sorts. Free gifts, booze, and revenge all in one."

"You're serious about this?" She asked before standing up to grab her clothes so that she could take a shower. I admired her toned ass in her booty shorts when she bent down to pick up her dirty laundry from the night before. Where she was a clean freak I usually left my shit laying around until I had further use for it. "You want to pretend to get married? You know that if you really want to go through this then you have to commit to it even if it is all fake. You will not be sleeping around and no, we won't be sleeping together, but I still do not want you with other girls and I won't be with other guys. Also, as your fake fiancée I expect for you to take me out once in a while and stuff got it?"

I mock saluted her with a cocky smile. "Man this is worse than a real relationship. At least in real relationships I know that I am getting something for all the trouble I go through and not I am going to be left high and dry in the relationship benefits desert. I am only doing this because I am pretty sure I can wear you down to fuck me and because I want to hurt my ex."

After Leah showered we decided that I needed to tell Jasper and Alice what was going on. I knew they would be back us up because Alice hated Bella. You see my pixie like sister and my ex had been best friends and then one day in the early days of Jasper and Alice's relationship Bella had tried to get Jasper drunk enough to fuck her. It had been around the end of my relationship with Bella and her plans had almost torn my family apart. So I knew for sure that Alice and Jazz would back us up. They would do anything they could to help us and with Alice and her craziness I felt as if we would really be able to pull this whole thing off.

After explaining the whole big mess to my sister and Jasper Leah decided to be cute. The Native American female took Alice's hand in a big dramatic gesture and brought their joined hands to her heart. "Alice will you be my maid of honor?"

My little sister beamed brightly before jumping up and down. I could tell that she would take this thing far beyond what was needed to actually be convincing. "Aww even if this wedding isn't going to be real I am so honored!"

I did not feel the need to be so dramatic and I simply looked at the honey blond male across from me. There was nobody else that I would want to have standing beside me on my fake wedding day. "Jasper will you be my best man?"

He shrugged with a slight grin as he wrapped his arms around his fiancée. "I suppose, but don't think I will supply free booze. Who would have thought that you would be getting married before Alice and me? Especially to a girl who won't even fuck you. That is going to be such a bad honeymoon for you. You can borrow my stack of Playboys if you want since Ali wants me to burn them anyways."

I never got the chance to reply because Alice cut me off before I even had a chance. "When are you telling your mother Leah?"

Her question intrigued me since I knew little to nothing about Leah's family. She never got letters from them or phone calls that I knew off. Nobody ever came to see her and sometimes I wondered if she even had family. How was it that my sister seemed to know more about my fake fiancée than I did?

"I didn't know I had to. Can we just pretend we invited her and the invitation got lost in the mail?" My Quilette roomie looked about ready to throw up. She must not get along with her family. At least I wasn't the only one with fucked up relationships with certain people I shared blood with. Suddenly she turned on me and grabbed me by the ear. "If I have to pretend to be marrying a white boy then you are going with me to deal with my bat shit crazy mother."

TBC…

AN: I would have made this longer, but I had to use my cousin's computer until I get mine back tomorrow. I hope that you all liked this chapter and I would love to hear your thoughts about it. Let me know what you want to see happen in the next few chapters. In the next chapter you get to see Sue Clearwater.

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